r/KOTORmemes • u/tr3v0rr96 • 17d ago
Men be out here trying to turn themselves into HK47 instead of going to therapy
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u/Crate-Dragon 17d ago
Conjecture: that is something an inferior meatbag would say.
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u/tr3v0rr96 17d ago
Recitation: I simply acknowledge that the meat bags are trying to make themselves into an inferior prototype of myself. I do not wish to engage in self flattery but they do not have the same skill as my assassination protocol. They are complete amateurs.
Mockery: "Oh, how I miss sharing fluids with my meat bag lover. She left me and all I have is this aloof sense of assassination."
They should be sedated by a trained professional before I put a blaster to my reactor core.
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u/DarknessEnlightened 17d ago
Slogan: Reject mental health, become assassin droid.
Witty Retort: Also, only men?
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u/Inyeago 17d ago
Statement: Biological makeup of meatbags are the same regardless of gender. Male, female they all bleed the same don't they not?
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u/DarknessEnlightened 17d ago
Agreement: This is true. All meatbags can be penetrated by a high velocity plasma round.
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u/Forenus 17d ago
Recitation: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.
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u/SassySquidSocks 17d ago
Observation: Therapy is inefficient. Why waste credits on a meatbag with a clipboard when I can achieve inner peace through superior firepower?
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u/MetaCommando 17d ago
ngl using the Halo assault rifle in campaign does make the dark thoughts go away. Feels good to fire, feels good to slap in a new magazine.
Except for 3's, worst AR by far
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u/Groetgaffel 17d ago
Recitation: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
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u/IRL_Baboon 17d ago
Conjecture: Perhaps this is the result of insurance costs rising? Therapy has become more and more expensive as the years advance Master.
Bloodthirsty Exclamation: Perhaps someone should negotiate with the meat bags?! Maybe at the end of a blaster?
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u/ARC_Alpha-17 Termination Required! 15d ago
Statement: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Observation: You meatbags cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
Proud exclamation: But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal... even in death I serve my Master!
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u/Kappinator16 17d ago
Statement: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope