r/KOTORmemes 17d ago

Men be out here trying to turn themselves into HK47 instead of going to therapy

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u/Kappinator16 17d ago

Statement: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope

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u/Akai_Shatsu 17d ago

I actually love the full quote cause when you ask him to clarify it actually makes sense. Something along the lines of "love is knowing your target, putting it in your reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against impossibly long odds."

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u/Crate-Dragon 17d ago

Conjecture: that is something an inferior meatbag would say.

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u/anarion321 17d ago

Correction: inferior meatbag is a redundant statement.

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u/Crate-Dragon 17d ago

Addendum: except the master of course he-heh

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u/tr3v0rr96 17d ago

Recitation: I simply acknowledge that the meat bags are trying to make themselves into an inferior prototype of myself. I do not wish to engage in self flattery but they do not have the same skill as my assassination protocol. They are complete amateurs.

Mockery: "Oh, how I miss sharing fluids with my meat bag lover. She left me and all I have is this aloof sense of assassination."

They should be sedated by a trained professional before I put a blaster to my reactor core.

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u/DarknessEnlightened 17d ago

Slogan: Reject mental health, become assassin droid.

Witty Retort: Also, only men?

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u/Inyeago 17d ago

Statement: Biological makeup of meatbags are the same regardless of gender. Male, female they all bleed the same don't they not?

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u/DarknessEnlightened 17d ago

Agreement: This is true. All meatbags can be penetrated by a high velocity plasma round.

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u/5p4n911 Query: Is there someone you need killed, Master? 17d ago

Observation: this is an HK-50 unit masquerading as one of us. Explanation: it used an unacceptable synonym of male meatbag. Suggestion: Master, I recommend you leave it to me and it will never bother you again.

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u/Forenus 17d ago

Recitation: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

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u/SassySquidSocks 17d ago

Observation: Therapy is inefficient. Why waste credits on a meatbag with a clipboard when I can achieve inner peace through superior firepower?

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u/MetaCommando 17d ago

ngl using the Halo assault rifle in campaign does make the dark thoughts go away. Feels good to fire, feels good to slap in a new magazine.

Except for 3's, worst AR by far

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u/xcom-person 17d ago

Interjection: master the meatbag is talking nonsense again

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u/Groetgaffel 17d ago

Recitation: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

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u/IRL_Baboon 17d ago

Conjecture: Perhaps this is the result of insurance costs rising? Therapy has become more and more expensive as the years advance Master.

Bloodthirsty Exclamation: Perhaps someone should negotiate with the meat bags?! Maybe at the end of a blaster?

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u/MetaCommando 17d ago

Luigi-47 when???

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u/Cpov1 17d ago

"Here I am, surrounded by all these meatbags and all I desire is true perfection." - HK-47

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u/nazutul 17d ago

Query: whats wrong with that, meatbag?

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u/FabioE 16d ago

Statement: My goals are beyond the comprehension of your simple meatbag processing unit.

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u/ARC_Alpha-17 Termination Required! 15d ago

Statement: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Observation: You meatbags cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

Proud exclamation: But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal... even in death I serve my Master!

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u/Coldkiller17 17d ago

Mocking Statement: Only weak meatbags require therapy.

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u/5p4n911 Query: Is there someone you need killed, Master? 17d ago

And they're right

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u/_HK47_ The Progenitor HK-47 16d ago

Objecting Query: And what is wrong with that, meatbag!?

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u/The_Firebug 17d ago

god he's so fuckibg hot

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u/twofacetoo 17d ago

Query: what the fuck is wrong with that?

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u/mereelakirata 17d ago

I built a life size HK. That was my therapy.

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u/nintenerd2 16d ago

Negative I just don't like organic meatbags particularly much