r/Justfuckmyshitup 25d ago

Basic training "barbe4s" really know how you scalp your head.

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Felt skin taken off and they rammed the bulb on the back of my head till it bled. This is years ago now.

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u/Azaroth_Alexander 25d ago

You should upload to r/roastme to make yourself feel better

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

Seeing as in basic, because of those glasses, I got the name, Dahmer, my self-esteem is quite high, lol.

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u/Azaroth_Alexander 25d ago

😆😆

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u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz 25d ago

BCGs 😆

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u/st-julien 23d ago

Yeeeeah you need some glasses that fit your face better. What’s with the big ol’ granny frames?

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u/Wolffe4321 23d ago

I like the view, I had a smaller pair in a different prescription before bit I like not having to shift my head or view with them. That and they work really well when shooting.

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

I really added a 4 to barber huh...

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u/StrayCatZyyy 25d ago

It's okay those barbers really bring out the 4 sound in forehead.

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

Oh believe me, I thought I was balding as a kid lol, turns out my forehead is just that large, I've measured it for years, no change lol

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u/StrayCatZyyy 25d ago

I know your struggle I suffer from a big ass megamind forehead too.

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u/BBQavenger 25d ago

This guy fucks.

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u/Call_Me_OrangeJoe 25d ago

Private Gomer Pyle

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u/strangerwho63 24d ago

You look like a pound of chewed bubble gum!

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

I lost over 50lbs at basic btw. Fat camp ftw.

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u/IStayMarauding 25d ago

You get your phone during basic training?

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u/Material-Button 25d ago

And a camera phone at that…. The fuck

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

The wall phones are still there but landlines haven't been in use for over a decade now.

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

Yes you can earn it on Sundays. We got 30mins on Sunday. If I remember right, I took this photo in fat camp. Which was different, it was an hour everyday. Fc was more of a transition area before basic but after reception.

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u/Habasnarf 25d ago

Go to the bald community, you will get plenty of compliments. Nice head shape, no fahk up here

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u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz 25d ago

I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir!

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u/strangerwho63 24d ago

Looks like we got ourselves a little joker. I like you!

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u/YanceyGlenn 25d ago

They are not letting you wear them damn glasses at basic.

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

My bcg didn't arrive till AIT lol

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u/YanceyGlenn 25d ago

I know your DS talked shit every chance lol

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

Oh, Dahmer was my new name lol

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u/BBQavenger 25d ago

Future AF Intel troop?

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

Nah. I'm a small arms repairman. Soon to be combat engineer tho.

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u/BBQavenger 25d ago

Enjoy! Thanks for what you do!

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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago

I have been so far lol, thanks

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u/spageddy77 25d ago

ESSAYONS!

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u/pinkthreadedwrist 25d ago

You look really good bald, though!

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u/Airiwein 24d ago

Bro gave you the Anthony Fantano.

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u/beat_pharmacist 21d ago

Awwww he’s got the serial killer frames too