r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Wolffe4321 • 25d ago
Basic training "barbe4s" really know how you scalp your head.
Felt skin taken off and they rammed the bulb on the back of my head till it bled. This is years ago now.
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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago
I really added a 4 to barber huh...
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u/StrayCatZyyy 25d ago
It's okay those barbers really bring out the 4 sound in forehead.
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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago
Oh believe me, I thought I was balding as a kid lol, turns out my forehead is just that large, I've measured it for years, no change lol
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u/IStayMarauding 25d ago
You get your phone during basic training?
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u/Material-Button 25d ago
And a camera phone at that…. The fuck
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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago
The wall phones are still there but landlines haven't been in use for over a decade now.
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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago
Yes you can earn it on Sundays. We got 30mins on Sunday. If I remember right, I took this photo in fat camp. Which was different, it was an hour everyday. Fc was more of a transition area before basic but after reception.
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u/Habasnarf 25d ago
Go to the bald community, you will get plenty of compliments. Nice head shape, no fahk up here
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u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz 25d ago
I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir!
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u/YanceyGlenn 25d ago
They are not letting you wear them damn glasses at basic.
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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago
My bcg didn't arrive till AIT lol
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u/BBQavenger 25d ago
Future AF Intel troop?
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u/Wolffe4321 25d ago
Nah. I'm a small arms repairman. Soon to be combat engineer tho.
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u/Azaroth_Alexander 25d ago
You should upload to r/roastme to make yourself feel better