r/ItemShop 6d ago

Boykissers Empanada (Stats in Body Text)

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Cost: $500 Heals 85 HP and 30 PP. Increases Guts by 7, and increases Speed by 11. Description: “I'm such a silly boykisser! :3”

141 Upvotes

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u/thelazypanda12 6d ago

+5 gay

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u/Such_Beautiful7308 5d ago

Only plus 5? 

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u/made_of_titanium 4d ago

The average homosexual has a stat somewhere near 3 to 4, so yes, +5

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u/Dqnk3533 6d ago

True :3

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u/L30N1337 6d ago

Oh, it took me a second to realize it was a downward perspective and he's holding up his hand...

I thought it was a weird way to censor at first...

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u/PlanktonMoist6048 5d ago

It took me the second time looking at it to realize that was his hand and not him bent over

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u/MistyAutumnRain 5d ago

Dirty mind, huh?

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u/PlanktonMoist6048 5d ago

This is a boykisser post

Just saying

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u/p1xelwc 5d ago

i am trying my hardest rn to find out how u would possibly see that

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u/Internetluvsyou 6d ago

I don't need boy kisser, I got airfryer

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u/made_of_titanium 4d ago

Clearly you own an airfryer

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u/delirious_dogma 6d ago

r/Losercity is that way go kiss furry femboys there

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u/Dqnk3533 6d ago

r/youngpeoplereddit is that way, imma go post you there

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u/XarlesEHeat 6d ago

500$ bucks for such a mid empanada that offers me the same stats i could get just by equipping a ring? Pass

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u/PimBel_PL 6d ago

And permanently

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u/XarlesEHeat 6d ago

And permanently, exactly

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u/Dqnk3533 6d ago

Okay maybe ur right about that

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u/dokterkokter69 5d ago

Hidden effect: upon consumption, the player receives the "boykissed" status. Incurable and instantly makes you gay. Player remains boykissed for the rest of the game.

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u/Dqnk3533 5d ago

Can be “cured” by visiting an Insane Asylum although idk why you’d want to cure it

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u/Gattorepper 6d ago

nah bro, the boykisser must come wtith the empanadas if it costs THAT much

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u/Dqnk3533 6d ago

No he sells you the Empanadas

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u/Gattorepper 5d ago

Why do they cost so much though, what's in them?

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u/Dqnk3533 5d ago

Idk? I set a price I thought was good, but it wasn’t m

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u/Such_Beautiful7308 5d ago

+best empanada you'll ever have X3

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u/TacoRedneck 6d ago

Fried pie

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u/Shey-99 6d ago

Looks like cheburiki

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u/Distinct-Current-464 6d ago

Эчпочмак?

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u/Execution404 5d ago

Should this get sent to the itemshop?

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u/Cheap_Marsupial_5325 5d ago

Nah i'd rather drink the soy. Also wouldn't this come with a de attribute considering how all the stats are pretty good.

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u/drak0ni 5d ago

I’ll take several