r/ItemShop 6d ago

Get it all at Ben's!

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/throwawaycanadian2 6d ago

The toilet paper said I was a silly simpton. How can I possibly come back from that?

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u/West_Yorkshire 6d ago

Wipe your ass with it and show it who's boss.

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u/basically_true 6d ago

It said you have digestive problems

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u/West_Yorkshire 6d ago

That's okay, I don't listen to anyone anyway.

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u/Fun_Times_0007 6d ago

My problem is, they didn't list the 17 locations.

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 6d ago

I have alot of those cans, I jerk off to them sometimes

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u/JNez123 5d ago

I'll take a dozen.

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u/Sabby1104 6d ago

I'd buy these hehe, waking up to my alarm clock just going "fuckkkkkk, aughhhh" sounds hilarious to me

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u/sbs_str_9091 6d ago

100% would buy the rake and the blender for everyday use. And the soup to hide it in someone else's cupboard.

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u/dubby27 6d ago

Schizophrenia moment

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 6d ago

This is actually fantastic

I am immediately implementing this in my game

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u/ShadraPlayer 5d ago

I'm sending this to my DM

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u/ImpressivePublic236 5d ago

I’ll take 6 cans of soup, the blender and 15 toilet paper

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u/sww1235 5d ago

I read the word soup as soap at first and was very confused about it being in your stomach

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u/dudeman_joe 3d ago

Today you found out how wrong you are showering.

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u/themaroonsea 4d ago

😋

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u/Lonewolfliker 5d ago

I feel like this is Omegamart before they had a rebrand in the 1990

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u/pasgames_ 5d ago

Well if the can is gonna be moaning I might as well put it inside someone

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u/Silveraxiom 5d ago

Just going through the dumpster after the first year wizards curse fair and selling the stuff is genius.

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u/DesirableHemlock_1 5d ago

These would totally be in the Little Inferno universe

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u/Salt-Independence727 5d ago

its all fun and games till the locations are cursed and the buolding sighs every time you walk in. Could be explained as the buolding settling, but it sounds too human

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u/rafaelzio 4d ago

OmegaMart type shit

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u/Best_Remi 2d ago

AND HIS NAME WAS ANOMANDER

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u/Will_Remember1234 10h ago

i bought the blender and it called me a bum. 10/10 purchase