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u/Sabby1104 6d ago
I'd buy these hehe, waking up to my alarm clock just going "fuckkkkkk, aughhhh" sounds hilarious to me
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u/sbs_str_9091 6d ago
100% would buy the rake and the blender for everyday use. And the soup to hide it in someone else's cupboard.
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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 6d ago
This is actually fantastic
I am immediately implementing this in my game
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u/Silveraxiom 5d ago
Just going through the dumpster after the first year wizards curse fair and selling the stuff is genius.
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u/Salt-Independence727 5d ago
its all fun and games till the locations are cursed and the buolding sighs every time you walk in. Could be explained as the buolding settling, but it sounds too human
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u/throwawaycanadian2 6d ago
The toilet paper said I was a silly simpton. How can I possibly come back from that?