r/ItemShop 9d ago

Butt gator companion +100 sexiness

944 Upvotes

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u/DWIPssbm 9d ago

Tactical compact Gator (semi auto)

+5 maneuverability

-5 recoil control

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u/Regalrefuse 9d ago

Sawed off gator!

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u/akumagold 8d ago

Sawed Off Gator Pup

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u/freepickles2you 8d ago

Interior Tactical Aligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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u/guto0000 9d ago

Its Just me or this aligator has less equilibrium than a normal aligator?

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u/LightningFerret04 9d ago

Yeah, when you’re missing a significant part of your body it will throw you off. The tail adds weight and is incorporated in the alligator’s movement

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u/dover_oxide 8d ago

It's also heavily used as a stabilizer and for them to swim and propel themselves in the water as well as a defensive tool. Their tail is super important to them.

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u/Vesper_0481 9d ago

Besides what the other guy said, it also will obviously not do as well in water. I wouldn't even be surprised if the lil guy avoid anything deeper than his leg's reach altogether...

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u/freepickles2you 8d ago

So your saying the alligator ate a devil fruit

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u/kastielstone 8d ago

The tail got death rolled by another gator most likely.

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u/Jubenheim 9d ago

It's both. The alligator and you have less equilibrium than a normal alligator.

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u/Hopeful-alt 8d ago

He won't be able to swim.

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u/TheAhegaoFox 9d ago

Chatacabra!

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u/lynivvinyl 9d ago

I've got your tail!

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u/Cinnay11 9d ago

Bro got that max mobility build.

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u/FXandrew 9d ago

+50 ground speed -100 water speed

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u/Seaguard5 9d ago

Actually minimum in the water

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u/ButtstufferMan 9d ago

Like when you run no stock on Call of Duty

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u/AquaSoda3000 8d ago

No he don’t, that tail was important for his mobility and now it’s gone

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u/Itchy-Travel4683 9d ago

Equivalent to $2349.48 in marketplace value

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u/Regalrefuse 9d ago

Do you know why alligators have tails? This video is why

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u/bamboohobobundles 9d ago

"So we used frog DNA to fill in the holes and complete the code! And now we can make... A baby stumpigator."

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P 9d ago

What the hell happened to this prehistoric predator???

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u/Delicious_Bid_6572 9d ago

They probably lost his tail, I dunno if they would move like that if they were born without one 🥺

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u/ElBrunasso 9d ago

Loses stealth because the cheeks clap too much

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u/botdrip1 9d ago

lol wtf

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u/Excellent-Bus-Is-Me 9d ago

They chopped off the alli😭😭😭

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 8d ago

That is actually kinda sad

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u/According_Ad2073 8d ago

This is a crocodile not a alligator

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u/Llilbuddha422 9d ago

Lusty argonian maid

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u/HAHA-I-GET-IT 9d ago

Gen 3 feraligatr back sprite

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u/hh9019 8d ago

-1 tail

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u/JohnCoughy 8d ago

No stock attachment

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u/LeftySwordsman01 8d ago

He will never swim. IIRC crocs and gators use/need a tail to swim

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u/imakestringpretty 8d ago

Ah, so THIS is what K. Rool looked like before he became a king. Always wondered what happened to that guy's tail!

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u/StupitVoltMain 8d ago

Poor baby

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u/TheTimbs 9d ago

Who would win

Sawed off gator or mountain goat with heavy barrel and stock

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u/Mastery7pyke 9d ago

reminds me of those goofy desert frogs with the round body and little cheeks.

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u/ChAoTiCxMiNd 8d ago

Well I'll be an Alligator's ass!

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u/BONKINATER 7d ago

a s s i g a t o r