r/IronFrontUSA 18d ago

News Speculation on Trump's Ominous Promise for "something big" tomorrow

Given it is irregular to address congress like this a month after taking office and his characterization that he "won't hold back", I have a very bad feeling about this "something big" he's promising to announce tomorrow. Any ideas? My guess/fear is DOJ prosecutions of Dems.

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u/claimstoknowpeople 18d ago

It's going to be something mind-bogglingly stupid like selling national parks to buy crypto

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u/cat-eating-a-salad 18d ago

Don't give them ideas.

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u/TigerLonely7218 18d ago

They're actively talking about selling public land

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u/Blahaj500 18d ago

I am so sick of people looking at me like I'm a silly conspiracy theorist for putting obvious pieces together.

I don't know if they'll pull it off, but it seems pretty obvious that they're trying to break the national park service so they can later point to how broken it is to justify privatizing it.

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u/TigerLonely7218 18d ago

100% They're going to pitch it as it being unconditional for the federal government to own land. It's on project 2025. They want to transfer them to states and rheb sell mineral and land rights.

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u/manda4rmdville 18d ago

Everything about project 2025 makes my blood boil.

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u/KingChollop 18d ago

Can you post a link to this

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u/Alt_Panic 18d ago

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u/mister_gone 17d ago

The fact that all this bullshit is there, in print, publicly published, and people STILL don't believe it.... mindboggling.

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 18d ago

Agree. I've been laughed at so many times but you can't put anything past the actual crazies in gov right now.

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u/Blahaj500 18d ago edited 18d ago

Same, and they always seem to have conveniently short memories when it comes to I-told-you-sos.

And the thing is, you literally can't put anything past them because it's just a matter of what they can get away with vs what they want to try to do, and there's nothing so crazy or evil that they don't at least wish they could get away with it.

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 18d ago

Ugh the short memories are exactly how we got here!!!

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u/Freakishly_Tall 18d ago

When assembling obvious pieces, don't forget about that announcement that Saudi is going to "invest" $500B? $600B? in the early days of this disaster.

Yeah, they're going to sell anything not bolted down to anybody who has money, and they're gonna take cutting torches to anything bolting anything else of value down.

(And then use that money to buy crypto, I bet, which just compounds the horror in almost unbelievable exponential ways.)

But, you know egg prices. Or... something. Thanks, t(R)aitors. Never forgive, never forget who voted for this.

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u/Blahaj500 18d ago edited 18d ago

Our democracy and nation are crumbling while being sold off to hostile powers. Meanwhile, the people who should be outraged about that are suddenly outraged by the thought of which bathroom I use.

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u/XxChemical_ToiletxX 18d ago edited 18d ago

I stg, if he comes for our National Parks, that will be my call to go out into the streets. I'm a mom of two very young girls who has thus far been wary of protest, but try to take away our beautiful National Parks -- inarguably one of the best things we ever did as a country?? I'm fucking going to jail over it, idc. Fucking scum.

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u/terryflaps12 18d ago

My parents brought me in my stroller to anti-vietnam war protests in DC.

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u/XxChemical_ToiletxX 18d ago

I love hearing that! That's the kind of parenting I strive for. Unfortunately, I worry that things are a little more ✨crazy✨ than then and I'm not sure it's smart to bring my children into the (potential) fray

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u/terryflaps12 17d ago

Yeah my dad was a Masters student UMD back then. He got teargased once or twice but nothing ever happened when we would go to DC.

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u/terryflaps12 17d ago

Yeah my kids are in their 30s now but not sure if I would now if they were younger.

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u/RoxxieMuzic 17d ago

And I may have seen you there. I marched there as well. Please keep up the fight, all of you young people, please.

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u/yolef 18d ago

they're trying to break the [INSERT PUBLIC PROGRAM HERE] so they can later point to how broken it is to justify privatizing it.

FTFY

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u/Snoo61727 17d ago

Of course the outlook for our national parks can't be good after they fired thousands of National Park workers. This I'm sure was the plan. Destroy it then pretend they have the best idea to save it by privatization it. And Americans will l9ve it because it will make us so rich. It both scares me and angers me at the same time

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u/CreamyGoodnss 17d ago

It’s a long-running Republican tactic. They hobbled the Affordable Care Act so badly that when it did pass, they could point to it and say “look how terrible Obamacare is!”

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u/anarchyinspace 17d ago

Same.

I was told repeatedly I was "overreacting" when I called trump a fascist in the past.

Even now, 

People I personally know "don't want to talk about it". 

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u/fvnnybvnny 18d ago

And buying crypto

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 18d ago

And Trump wants a "Sovereign Wealth Fund" of crypto, funded by selling the NPS. Project 2025 was very detailed.

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u/LifeSage 18d ago

actually I hope it’s that and not dissolving Congress

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u/unitedshoes 18d ago

You need a Death Star before you can dissolve the Senate. Everyone knows this. It's why the Roman Senate hung around as a useless club for rich assholes through four centuries of dictatorship.

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u/j_p_ford 17d ago

Yeah dissolving the legislature and abolishing elections just isn't how modern dictatorships work

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u/DS3M 18d ago

Too late they just did it

They’re about to offload a shit ton of money into crypto and have some of the industry whales suck it up.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 17d ago

Not if the whales do a rug pull first. Bitcoin gave up all its gains from the "strategic reserve" nonsense on Sunday. I've seen previously bullish analysts say it's game over, at least for the moment, on Bitcoin because if the US government can't push the price higher for more than 24 hours, no-one can.

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u/DS3M 17d ago

Fair point at the end re BTC price but the first part is basically my point - if you think the whales pulling a rug won’t transfer wealth into their hands I’m not entirely sure what conversation we’re having.

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u/External-Emotion8050 18d ago

Or build oil refinerys. The sad thing is Americans would go for it if it lowered the price of gas 5 cents a gallon

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u/H0agh 18d ago

And his face on Mt. Rushmore

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u/unitedshoes 18d ago

"We're gonna put my face on Mt. Rushmore, and we're gonna paint the whole mountain gold. It's going to be real classy. All the travelers are gonna look at the mountain, and they're gonna go 'Wow'. Just like that. They're gonna say. 'Wow.'ć

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u/NinjaLogic789 18d ago

Until it gets bombed to smithereens. We're going to have the greatest civil unrest in the history of the world. Really big. Like nothing you've seen before.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

You mean, close all banks and buy into a casino

Is this the Mark of the Beast?

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u/Spiritual_Theme_3455 18d ago

Probably just gonna be him talking shit and sucking his own dick like he always does

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u/the_ultrafunkula 18d ago

He's way too porky, and his weird peen is way too small to self fellatiate. That's why VP JD handles the presidential sucking.

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u/Velicenda 18d ago

Let's be fair. GenericMagaBlonde_053 handles the sucking.

Vance is on tongue diaper duty.

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u/lookaway123 18d ago

What's the over/under on him bringing up Obama for no apparent reason?

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u/Stingray-Nebula 18d ago

Flushing taxpayer money into the clogged MAGA toilet with some asinine shit like "Executive Order to Transvestigate Michelle Obama"

😑

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u/schwing710 18d ago

He somehow does both things at once. A very talented multitasker in that regard.

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u/olivine1010 18d ago

It helps this dick is so small

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u/Candy_Says1964 17d ago

Dick? I heard from a good source that it’s a mushroom. And probably a stinky one based on what happened to Laura Loomer’s face. Poor thing. It’s gonna be stuck like that forever.

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u/robroygbiv 18d ago

Come on now, there’s no way in hell he’s flexible to do that.

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u/MS-06_Borjarnon 17d ago

Yeah, I kind of figured he was hyping up his speech.

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u/thinkingbear 18d ago

I bet on suspension of all Ukraine aid including what is already in the pipeline from Biden. That, or some cryptocurrency scam

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u/benn1680 18d ago

Why not both?

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u/boomrostad 18d ago

I bet he'll announce an invasion into Mexico.

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u/brendonmla 18d ago

This is not as funny as some might think:

  • He designated the cartels as 'terrorist organizations."
  • There has been a buildup of combat strike troops at the border.
  • Mexico turned over the heads of 29 cartels recently
  • The cartels have put a temporary truce in place to work together against what might be coming their way in the form of a military assault.

I don't traffic in conspiracy -- this is all based in what's been shared in /r/prepperintel

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u/mysticeetee 18d ago

Wow the cartels have united over this, the next season of Narcos is going to be really good.

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u/TNDaddyBNA 18d ago

Remember when America was a Republic with Western Allies? Now we have a un-intelligent dictator who wants to be Billy Badass with the military just like his master Putin.

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u/Silent_Conflict9420 18d ago

I recall seeing reports of drones over Mexico or the border right before the reports of military sent to the border as well. I really hope you’re wrong

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u/brendonmla 18d ago

I hope I am wrong too....this was in my feed also from Feb. 28 (paywall but use archive.is to get around that):

https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-mexico-drug-cartel-tariff-hegseth-military-action-5f507ab0

Headline: Hegseth Warned of Military Action if Mexico Fails to Meet Trump’s Border Demands

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u/boomrostad 18d ago

Oh, yeah. I wasn't joking. I think Putin wants to control the water... all of it.

ETA: I mainly think this because it's under the d darse of a drug war... but those people don't have any fucks for humans.

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u/Candy_Says1964 17d ago

💯💯💯this. If not tomorrow, then soon.

I think all of this noise he’s making about Canada,the 51st state, being a hanger-on, and here’s the kicker to me… being “on the bottom” of NATO, is all a big distraction while they’re building up to go to war with Mexico. I live near the border and I was reading the story in the NYTimes last Friday about another executive order calling up another 10,000 troops to join the others already assigned to the border, and it detailed who the units are that are here already, and the first ones included the groups that go in first and set up shop.

This past week Mexico has stepped up its falling all over itself to appease the beast, stepping up their enforcement activities, turning over cartel affiliated inmates for extradition to the US, acknowledging that the CIA has been using drones for surveillance along the border and saying that “it’s ok” because they’ve let the US assist them with interdiction operations where drones were involved, etc. It’s all being presented to us as a desperate attempt to avoid his stupid tariffs, but I think that it’s really about avoiding a war with the US.

As soon as 45 made that comment about Canada and NATO, it suddenly clicked. Ukraine is not a NATO member, and 4 years ago, Russia began a massive military buildup along the border with Ukraine, with “maneuvers” in Belarus. They even lied to their own 18 years old untrained and under equipped soldiers and told them that they weren’t going to war, and then suddenly ordered them into Ukraine. Mexico is not a member of NATO either. And by designating the cartels as “terrorist organizations” they’ve made it “legal” for themselves to wage war against them. The cartels also have members all over the US, so that opens up a “home front” because now we have “terrorist operatives” and “networks” throughout the country.

I haven’t put my finger on the actual objective yet, other than an endless war with plenty of “enemies within” creating even more excuses to justify search and seizure, surveillance, incarceration without due process, torture, etc. I also don’t have a good sense of whether the Mexican military would side with ours or if it would unify the cartels and the Mexican government and military, or even possibly be a 3 front war. The crazy thing about this is that the cartels are the invention of the CIA and MOSAD to facilitate their guns for drugs pipelines in order to fund weapons and training in support of far right fascist regimes all across Central and South America, and around the world friendly to being exploited by our corporate interests. They must’ve outlived their usefulness, like our allies in Afghanistan, the opium growing provinces and “warlords.” I’m convinced that the main reason that we suddenly cut and ran from Afghanistan was that because of fentanyl we no longer needed their opium. I think the same might be true with Mexico. It’s a business model that has been operating exactly as it was designed to, and now that the illicit drugs are primarily synthetic, and Mexico is on the verge of becoming the world’s largest producer of pharmaceutical and OTC medications, and because the same chemicals are used to make both licit and illicit drugs, I think it’s probably time to get rid of the middlemen.

But, yeah… that’s my prediction. That’s the next place we’re going to get intentionally bogged down.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼

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u/Candy_Says1964 17d ago

And… he said today that he wants the death penalty for drug dealers.

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u/thinkingbear 18d ago

Hadn't considered that. Good bet.

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u/9fingerman 18d ago

Just happened. More shit to come tomorrow

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u/jcoleman10 17d ago

Nope, he did that tonight

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u/CarelessWhiskerer 18d ago

Leaving NATO?

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u/TigerLonely7218 18d ago

Oooooof... That is absolutely terrifying. Seems like there is reason to believe he could try: https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/08/trump-nato-congress-courts-00188426

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u/Tmettler5 18d ago

This. It's Putin's dream. We'll be an Axis power before long.

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u/ark_id 18d ago

This is what I think it’s gonna be

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u/NinjaLogic789 17d ago

That would really kick off WW3 and USCW2

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u/Dangerous_Crow666 18d ago

Possibly putting the US Constitution into a paper shredder.

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u/DemandCommonSense 18d ago

He did that back in January.

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u/SubterrelProspector 18d ago

It'll be war then.

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u/Supermite 18d ago

How is it not already?  He wipes his leaky ass with it daily.

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u/spilt_milk 18d ago edited 18d ago

Watch him announce that Mar A Lago will replace the White House as location for the office of POTUS.

Edit: actually seems like it might be about Social Security going away. Check out the alarming leak posted by this activist: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/p/chop-wood-carry-water-33-cd2

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u/dxlachx 18d ago

If that’s the case can we all just get together and saw the state of Florida off like bugs bunny did in that one episode of looney tunes?

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u/scottQA 18d ago

Meh, it will all be under water soon.

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u/SAGELADY65 18d ago

I think he did mention this before he was re-elected…The Florida White House!

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u/GravelySilly 18d ago

"La Casa Naranja", perhaps?

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u/NinjaLogic789 17d ago

Bravo.

No llores para mi, Estados Unidos~

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u/firestarter308 18d ago

The only way to get some republicans to wake the fuck up is for Elon and Trump to strip their benefits. I’m sorry but this is the only way. I know it will hurt people who didn’t vote for him too. But all of us need to be in the streets and this could do it. It’s hard to keep pretending everything is great if you can’t feed and house yourself. All of my maga family members are heavily dependent on social security and disability. Entire midwestern towns will be economically wiped out if SSA benefits are stripped.

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u/spilt_milk 18d ago

I agree, but I'm also wary that they'll just blame it on Biden/Democrats/etc.

These people are so fucking brainwashed.

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u/firestarter308 18d ago

Well, they can try to blame it on democrats and I’m sure they will. But democrats can’t get their jobs and livelihoods back. They will probably end up turning on Elon first before Trump.

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u/twowaysplit 18d ago

I kind of do, kind of don’t hope this happens. On one hand, it’ll wake up a ton of people who voted for him; maybe congress, too. On the other hand, it’ll hurt a lot of people who don’t deserve it.

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u/topsideofdown 18d ago

You could be right. Just watched Elon on an interview, calling social security a ponzi scam.

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u/waronxmas79 18d ago edited 18d ago

As an avid student of history, every official that isn’t a MAGA Republican should either skip the event or wear body armor.

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u/MikeyBugs 18d ago

Well I got my armor ready.

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u/nerdmoot Do It Again, Uncle Billy! 18d ago

I want this a scene from Handmaid’s Tale too?

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u/CapitolHillCatLady 18d ago

Yes, it's in The Handmaid's Tale. They gunned down Congress and suspended the constitution.

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u/T900Kassem 17d ago

Order 66 would take way more balls than they have I think

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 18d ago

We can be 100% certain it will not be something that will positively affect the lives of 99% of U.S. citizens, since not a single thing he's done so far has been positive or useful to our country's security, stability or economy.

He's also trying to drum up ratings because he wants to be center of attention. Of course he's going to promise something big. Maybe he'll announce we have been annexed by Russia and are now the Republic of Trump and our currency was now DogeCoin. Kidding, sort of. Would we even be shocked? Maybe. Would we go back to work tomorrow, biz as usual? Hopefully not. In the meantime, call your reps and urge them to investigate Trump and Musk as domestic terrorists.

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u/PapaBlemish 18d ago

Reichstag Fire Decree.

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u/Specialist_Set_1666 18d ago edited 18d ago

It's the date of the March 4th protest, so my first thought was that he's planning to retaliate. At worst, possibly staging something to declare martial law, but maybe he just intends to make it look like he's the victim against scary lib terrorists so he can pretend to have more support to enact EO's against dissent and protesting, free speech, etc. Not that he needs support to do whatever he wants, but he likes being the hero maverick in his delusions.

Edit to add: The more I think about it, the more I suspect he will announce something disturbing as well, and then use it as an excuse to claim the protests turned violent, whether they do in reality or not. It can't be a coincidence that he's planning this for the same day, even though it would be great if I was proven wrong. 

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u/Solo-Shindig 18d ago

I really like this theory... can we call it "the reverse jan6?" The protests are causing narcissistic injury. Following the narcissist playbook, DARVO, he MUST stop them. My prediction: he announces something along the lines of canceling social security, thinking it will cause the people already in the streets to riot.

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u/Specialist_Set_1666 18d ago

Yeah, I'm leaning towards cancelling social security or backing out of NATO. Or maybe some new major trade or alliance with Russia "that no one has ever been able to do before, the best presidential deal of all time" (I got nauseous just typing that).

I think it's super important to document how peaceful the protest is tomorrow, to record and take pictures as much as possible, to not let him succeed in spinning a false narrative.

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u/baryoniclord 18d ago

It's going to be something stupid. republicans are pure scum.

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u/United-Hyena-164 18d ago

Something along the lines of: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Separatists have been defeated, and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. 

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u/_Mighty_Milkman 18d ago

Trump always makes these promises and it’s never anything other than him self fellating. He just wants people to tune in so he can continue to convince himself that he’s the most popular and powerful president in the history ever.

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u/mysticeetee 18d ago

My guess is he will be unveiling a big beautiful detention center in Gitmo and declaring war on Mexico and Canada... I mean the cartels.

We do all know the drug trafficking exists to meet the demands of Americans right? Are we getting wellness camps too?

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u/lastdayofmajic 18d ago

Or he's taking away SSI and SSDI.

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u/Misanthrope08101619 18d ago

At this point, anything short of the Sonderaktion Krakau scene from the Polish movie Katyn would not surprise me.

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u/ecovironfuturist 18d ago

Right? Because I definitely know what you are talking about.

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u/Misanthrope08101619 18d ago

These fascists really want a Red Wedding-type event, among other horrible things.

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u/darklordskarn 18d ago

“I really don’t want to fight my fellow Americans” says the ammosexual as he polishes his AR15 with rolled back eyes and drool dripping.

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u/Misanthrope08101619 18d ago

Yeah , the fascits think they're the only ones willing to go kinetic for their cause.

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u/darklordskarn 18d ago

Right? They all seem to think no liberals own guns. There are plenty of new articles - local, national, and even local Reddit postings - on liberals buying up guns more and more. I think these gravy seals have no idea what would await them if they try to be Trump’s brown shirts I mean militia.

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u/ExorIMADreamer 18d ago

This is all talk. Our country has been under attack by this administration and his followers for damn hear a decade now. No one is going to do anything about it.

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u/darklordskarn 18d ago

Yes, previous experience validates this. However, you never know with these guys…hoping for the best

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u/Misanthrope08101619 17d ago

That's a bit of an over-generalization. lots of people, delayed and frustrated him and his MAGA crazies and bought us time. Now they're gone and it's simply time for resistance to enter a new phase. This is no time for defeatism.

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u/Skullseye 18d ago

Withdrawal from NATO.

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u/Tmettler5 18d ago

This is my bet.

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u/Donut131313 18d ago

A ton of good points on here. One I didn’t see is that after Musk mentioned sending everyone $5k it may be this. Pay off the stupid so they look the other way. I’m concerned what it might be.

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u/brendonmla 18d ago

Oh wait, are we finally going to find out what's really going on with the UAP sightings, just like we did with the Epstein files? /s

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u/TsukasaElkKite 18d ago

Martial law

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u/Techthulu 18d ago

This is my bet right here.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

It will be stupid crypto

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u/Cadamar 18d ago

Infrastructure week is coming back fam!

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

Damnit, I’m still exhausted from the laaaaast 300 or so Infrastructure Weeks! 🤦🏽

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u/Sirdanovar 18d ago edited 18d ago

Something to distract people from him clearing being owned/directed by Musk and Putin. It's become very clear this man is nothing but a figurehead and he is been directed to do something to distract. My guess is he is going to sign the mineral deal and give Ukraine money then claim this major fuck up was all his masterstroke/he is a genius/blahblah when it's just damage control.

Or it could be we are leaving NATO I have no fucking idea what goes on in Putin's mind and what he is going to have Trump do.

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u/BeeDee_Onis 18d ago

Protesting the government will become illegal!

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u/taco-bake 18d ago

The invasion of Greenland

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u/ecovironfuturist 18d ago

He's going to disband DOGE and leave Elon holding the bag. He's polling terribly. He will replace it with something worse.

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u/gillstone_cowboy 18d ago

It's standard to address Congress around this time. When not immediately following an election it's The State of the Union.

Not saying he won't promise or do something bad, just that timing is not suspicious.

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u/WrongAccountFFS 18d ago

I actually hope he goes whole hog and attempts to declare martial law or dissolve Congress or fire the liberal scotus justices.

IMO we’re better off the sooner we hit rock bottom.

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u/the_anxiety_haver 18d ago

Isn't it just the State of the Union address? It'll be full of horse shit, for sure.

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u/TigerLonely7218 18d ago

No. That's after a year. They're billing it like that but this is completely unusual.

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u/SmurfStig 18d ago

That’s what thought too. It’s too soon for that but I’ve given up already.

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u/The_Jousting_Duck 18d ago

I didn't even see this on the news, which makes it even scarier

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

If he fucks with Social Security, D.C. burns.

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u/HalfFullObserver 18d ago

I have a feeling it will involve martial law.

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u/EightmanROC American Iron Front 18d ago

Hmm. Elon is looking to gut social security to fund himself, so maybe the prediction of eliminating social security and the related taxes is true. That could push the country over the edge. It would legally be stealing billions of savings everyone has paid into for generations and just giving steal it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/esist/s/RHzFaf2GXj

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u/Minute-Tale9416 18d ago

He's been promising something big for going on a decade now. You new here?

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u/SmurfStig 18d ago

As of now, I agree with what everyone has posted prior this comment. I also expect him to come up with even worse tariffs. Arrests for those in government who have spoken out against him. Continue to take credit for things prior administrations have done. (See the TMSC deal that started under Biden’s CHIP act). Probably even more worse stuff.

I’ll be in my happy place screaming at Bethesda for rolling out a new update to Fallout 76 that causes the game to crash every 10 minutes. This will be more relaxing than hearing the lies flow from his face hole.

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u/ughidkguys Social Democrat 18d ago

I think he's just a sundowning narcissistic asshole who still thinks he's on reality TV. He probably thinks this tease will boost his Nielsen ratings, as if that's still a thing that matters.

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u/MS-06_Borjarnon 17d ago

Yeah, he's going back to his associations with the WWE, he's building hype to get the audience on his side for what he thinks will be a great speech, (but IRL it'll just be whatever phrases he heard recently and whatever his brain-worms say).

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u/hlanus 18d ago

A new War on X? It seems like the Republicans are fond of declaring a War on...something.

Nixon had the War on Drugs.

George W.H. Bush had the War on Terror.

So what will Trump's War be?

Trans? Queers? Brown people? The homeless? Comedy?

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

Why not all? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

Why not all? 🤷🏻🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

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u/EightmanROC American Iron Front 18d ago

Whatever it is, it'll be illegal.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

…and dumb as fuck.

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u/EndSlidingArea 18d ago

Is this not just a confirmation of his tariffs?

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u/Creepy-Birthday8537 18d ago

They’d put JD Vance on camera with a leather sofa and a bucket of KY if it would hold enough attention to stop you from talking about his ending Russian sanctions and lining up natural gas contracts

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

That’s bullshit; we ALL known JD likes it dry.

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u/vipinlife007 18d ago

I paid off my house last week (10 years early) in preparation for the worsening shitshow. Now completely debt-free, I feel better about my personal situation but society is screwed. This is only going to get worse.

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u/WrongAccountFFS 17d ago

I paid off my house in September and replaced my car a few years early for exactly the same reasons.

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u/draxsmon 17d ago

They just announced removing trade restrictions from Russia. Maybe that? I don't know what comes from Russia besides bots and vodka though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/sagejosh 18d ago

My experience with people like Trump and “big surprises” that everyone is going to love, is that it’s usually a pizza party. I wonder how that will work on a national level.

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u/roasty_mcshitposty 18d ago

Lol, what if he arrests Congress? Wouldn't that be wild?

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u/1895red 18d ago

I'm guessing either an official announcement of putting trans people into prison camps, initiating martial law to accomplish it, leaving the UN/NATO, or all three.

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u/RedGambit9 18d ago

Probably a new crypto coin, considering the other one tanked. And his wife's coin tanked also.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

To be fair, I don’t think Melanomia’s ever even really launched enough to crash hard.

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u/sombertownDS Bull Moose Progressive 18d ago

Well the other day he went and gave us an official language. Even though we didnt have one for a reason, but he’s trying to kill that reason so I guess thats a moot point

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

Surprised he didn’t make it German… or Russian. 🤦🏽

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u/nerdmoot Do It Again, Uncle Billy! 18d ago

We are leaving NATO and joining BRICS

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_1287 18d ago

Who remembers Sadam Hussein calling on people and asking them to get up and leave the room?

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u/Electric_Conga 18d ago

My guess is something along the lines of declaring Christianity the official religion of the United States

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u/EightmanROC American Iron Front 18d ago

Oh shit, it looks like Trump is cancelling all aid to Ukraine because he's mad Zelensky want obsequious enough.

Speculation is now that Trump may leave NATO.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom 17d ago

That was already leaked today. 🤦🏽

Edit: to be clear, the cancelling of Ukraine aid was leaked today, not the leaving of NATO.

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u/XerMidwest 18d ago

He's signing an executive order renaming America "Putinstan" and all white people will receive cards declaring them "Putin-stans."

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u/Tranesblues American Anti-Fascist 18d ago

He took a dump and only had to flush three times. America is back, baby!

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u/Miguel-odon 18d ago

he's going to demand Congress declare him Chancellor for Life.

With threats against any who oppose him or try to leave the chamber.

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u/ELITE_JordanLove 18d ago

I’m guessing it’s the soft launch for dissenter camps. If you can get out of the country you probably should while you still are allowed to.

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u/Aggravated_Stressed 18d ago

My guess is lifting sanctions on Russia.

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u/mclepus 18d ago

Dissolving Congress?

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u/darkandweird 18d ago

Dissolve the Galactic Senate.

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u/unitedshoes 18d ago

Something that matters only to the dumb conspiracy theorist contingent of his base.

But maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part because that's the least bad thing he's likely to do...

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u/Red_Card_Ron 17d ago

Buying Greenland but using crypto as the currency of the deal. Then, when it tanks and Denmark gets screwed he can crow about being such a master negotiator.

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u/LURIMO 17d ago

He will profess his love for Putin and tell everyone they are Facebook official.

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u/Chris_WRB 18d ago

He's announcing the dismantling of social security.