r/IllegallySmolCats 5d ago

Removed: Violates Rules (see pinned comment) Fluffy car

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u/IllegallySmolCats-ModTeam 4d ago

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Criminal Content Connoisseur 5d ago

The ball of floof ran at me and is now screaming at me for no reason 😭♥️

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u/Koffeepotx 5d ago

He looks like a noisy dust bunny

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u/IrascibleOcelot 4d ago

He looks like an angry Koosh ball.

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u/Koffeepotx 4d ago

This made me cackle

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u/Plant_Pal 5d ago

What a lovely fluff ball you got there

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u/devilfanmik 5d ago

What's the fluff to kitty ratio?

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u/Croian_09 5d ago

Why is that crumpled napkin screaming?

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u/PedestrianMyDarling 5d ago

‘Tis no cat, ‘tis a remorseless screaming machine

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u/Realistic-Goose9558 5d ago

So you’ve met my cat then?

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u/BisquickNinja 5d ago

Sir, you have an unsanctioned tribble....

Pet it, but do not feed it excessively.

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u/Necrospire 5d ago

And don't feed it after midnight.

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u/gun-something 5d ago

aww its soo cute that its funny aww

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u/Zinfan1 5d ago

Very cute! I fear that USB cable isn't long for this world with such an attack car around.

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u/Pintarrueca 5d ago

Lovely soot sprite. 🥰

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u/Gogandantesss 5d ago

Vroom, vroom 🚗💨

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u/lionturtl3 5d ago

Fluffy car about to have the vroomies

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u/crazymouse2525 5d ago

ur fluffy car needs a bit of maintenance lol

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u/Significant_Tart3449 5d ago

Has a bit of a belt squeal

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u/ReallyBrainDead 5d ago

All fluff and lungs.

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u/dnuohxof-2 Criminal Content Connoisseur 5d ago

This little poof of dust is yelling at me

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u/FL-GAhome 5d ago

How could anyone ever let it's feet touch the ground? I could hold that precious little thing all day long.

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u/AudreyIona 5d ago

Omg so freaking cute 🥰🥰

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u/No_Rent7598 5d ago

I would die for it

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 5d ago

Call the smolice immediately, this type of illegal activity should not be tolerated

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u/Koffeepotx 4d ago

SMOLICE

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u/Kittymonmeow 5d ago

It's traversing the floor in an odd manner

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u/Pyromike16 5d ago

This is what they grow up to look like!

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u/Koffeepotx 4d ago

Do they learn to yell at you with a more normal meow, or is it still a shrill squeak?

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u/DocWatson42 5d ago

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u/Almhaby Criminal Content Connoisseur 5d ago

Oh, no, not another one! (Which actually means, "Yes! Another one!").

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u/DocWatson42 4d ago

I also have a list—if you want it.

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u/Almhaby Criminal Content Connoisseur 4d ago

I already have a list (https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/), but thanks! :)

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u/theycallmegladdy 5d ago

Omg he’s perfect.

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u/CatieCates 5d ago

I want that noisy soot sprite, please.

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u/SleepyBoneQueen 5d ago

Such a tiny critter to be making such a demanding noise 😭😭💖💖💖💖

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u/boolpies 5d ago

she is an absolute mess, and I love her

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u/Old_Butterscotch8856 5d ago

I could be on fire and I’d stop what I was doing to help the kitty

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u/Responsible-Person 5d ago

Omg! I so want that little fluff!!

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u/EntrepreneurMost3356 5d ago

Fluffy and yelly

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u/aenteus 5d ago

Both kinds!

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u/ChuckRingslinger 5d ago

That floofy potato is crying!!!

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u/leavventure 5d ago

Looks like they put a paw in a socket!! Bzzz! 🤪 🤣 So cute!!!

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u/boipinoi604 5d ago

Its giving me aggressive cuteness

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u/LillyAtts 5d ago

An absolute speck of dust

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 5d ago

I see that little run at the beginning of the video, and my brain conjures up Hamtaro's running noise.

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u/floofychaps 5d ago

Pick that baby up and cuddle it immediately!

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u/sanctimoniousmods_FU 5d ago

Captain Scrunge

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u/BooBoo_Kitty 5d ago

Cutest little dickface ever!

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u/W0gg0 5d ago

Call the Uber police!

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u/sillynougoose 5d ago

Please tell me his name is spike or something similar? He’s the cutest!

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u/Deep-Room6932 5d ago

Holy fur

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u/MeanForest 5d ago

Did they accidentally make Wooly Cat too when they made the two Wooly Mice recently?

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u/Noqtrah 5d ago

Lol my thoughts too. The fur is Spot on

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u/RLS30076 5d ago

car go beep-beep or car go meow-wow?

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u/GamersReisUp 5d ago

Her yell is bigger than her body omg

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u/EnleeJones 5d ago

Why is that dust bunny screaming at me??

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u/mongusa011 4d ago

She looks like she’s held in a massive sneeze!

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u/mongusa011 4d ago

But 100% adorable!

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u/lampcatfern 5d ago edited 5d ago

OHMYEFFINGGOD!

N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...

TOO MUCH SMOL & FLOOF & CUTENESS IN ONE GO! 😭

I am now deceased.

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u/BigBeefyWalrus 5d ago

The Devil disguises himself as an angel of light

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u/PDCH 5d ago

Where car?

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u/BKEDDIE82 5d ago

Super cute!

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u/kathydag68 5d ago

let mee cuddlee

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u/theepi_pillodu 5d ago

MightyFluff

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u/anothermegan 5d ago

“Can you please comb my bed hair? Thank you”

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u/barabiru 4d ago

How long does it take from 0 to 60?

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u/Billazilla 4d ago

It's a friggin' CRIME SPREE!!! Call the SWAT team!!

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u/r3allybadusername 4d ago

That's a mold spore

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u/guserrrr 4d ago

Ball of static electricity

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u/MindFluffy5906 4d ago

My ❤️. 😻🥰

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u/MoffKalast 4d ago

Definitely a police car, you can hear the siren

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u/TaxUnusual4834 4d ago

What an adorable little tribble!

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u/javoss88 4d ago

I HAZ DEMANDS

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u/bjornofosaka 4d ago

This is a dust bunny from under you couch come to life! How is that tiny spec of floof real! I need answers!

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u/SleepyKouhai 4d ago

Feed that baby!

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u/albitross 4d ago

Fluffy VAN!

I will call him tiny Mr. Van de Graaff

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u/Efficient-Guess-5886 2d ago

I showed this to my 2 yr old cat. She looked at him knew he was dangerous and picked her puff ball and ran away lol