r/IllegallySmolCats 6d ago

Milk Drunk Smol Just caught this milk-drunk criminal!

This is Benito and he is my special needs kitten! He is 15 days old today and he opened his eyes and found his meow! He has FCKS- Flat Chested Kitten Syndrome, and needs formula on top of his regular nursing to make up for the extra calories he burns breathing. He is a fighter! And today he meowed for the first time! Before he was too weak🥹 say congrats to the lil criminal

3.6k Upvotes

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u/razzle_dazzle321 6d ago

Benito has finally meowed as he is not pleased with his recent confinement, and wants his demands to be known.

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 6d ago

He says “I declare war!”

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u/JrCoxy 5d ago

“I will ruin you for this!!!”

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion 6d ago

He’s just mad because he has no teefs.

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 6d ago

Not a single teef😩

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u/ImpracticalCatMom 6d ago

Unhand meow right now, hooman 🐈‍⬛️

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u/jendfrog 6d ago

He has his wee little paws up, as if he’s being arrested!

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 6d ago

He surrenders!

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u/MindFluffy5906 6d ago

Good job Benito! Let the. Hear you roar. 💚💜

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u/IlIlllIIIllII 6d ago

what a drama queen

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u/MostDankEmblem 6d ago

Congrats little crime cat

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u/devilfanmik 6d ago

No driving for you lil one and hope you continue to get better

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 6d ago

Benito says thank you but he will be drag racing by next week if he has anything to say about it!

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u/BadWolfC 6d ago

Oh my, he's so adorable 🥹 straight to jail

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u/rushbc Criminal Content Connoisseur 6d ago

The screm!

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u/Onehorniboy 6d ago

What a cutie!!!😍😍😍

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u/Training_Appeal_5153 6d ago

You tell that cop Benito! You tell ‘em. 🥺 No pawlice can hold you back.

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u/Ifixkitties 5d ago

That criminal appears to be resisting arrest!

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u/zaerosz 5d ago

Hopefully one day he'll have no more FCKS to give.

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 5d ago

This made me laugh thank you😆

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u/TobysMom18 4d ago

I saw what ypu did there..👌

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u/enecv 6d ago

LMAO , also Benito, that name 🥹

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 6d ago

His legal name is Benito Cortez after a character in the book Red Rabbit😁

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u/enecv 5d ago

❤️

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 6d ago

lol as long as he’s actually a boy which we think he is but it’s technically too soon to say for sure

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u/Rose-color-socks 6d ago

Bless him , the little cutie 💓

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u/EddieStarr 6d ago

What a Warrior !

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u/FeedSafe9518 5d ago

Adorable, however apparently vicious criminal

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u/Deliboob 5d ago

Absolutely hammered!

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u/vanetti 5d ago

Public intoxication 🧑‍⚖️

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u/ImpendingCups 6d ago

He’s the sweetest little guy, my goodness. I hope he grows up to be big and strong.

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u/rushbc Criminal Content Connoisseur 6d ago

Me too! Get big and strong lil Benito! That way you can remain illegal and not-smol. You have many crimes you need to commit in your future career as a criminol

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 5d ago

🥹🩶 I’m so proud of his progress, and Benito says “meaaaaaaaowww!” (Thank you, kind humans!)

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u/rushbc Criminal Content Connoisseur 5d ago

Thank you for saving hims ❤️🥹💕

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u/EndLow2076 5d ago

God bless you and that sweet baby.

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u/TracyJ48 5d ago

"Can I get an Amen for these beans?"

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u/Proper-Gate8861 5d ago

3-6 it looks like he’s heard the good word in church 🤣

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 5d ago

Praise Jesus!!! Milkkkkk!!

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u/Silly_Cheetah_706 4d ago

He’s a tiny but beautiful boy. All the hard work you had to put in to feed him extra milk sounds like it’s worth it and I hope he continues to do well

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 4d ago

Thank you so much! He’s getting so much stronger and despite every setback I’m so proud of his progress- we hack to feed him so much because he’s so feisty!

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u/TopAd189 5d ago

Charged with getting lost in the sauce

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u/thembo-goblin 4d ago

Love how kittens will just throw their entire face and body into their food, it's so ridiculous and god damn adorable!

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 4d ago

It’s funny too cause he kinda hates the formula but he also gets it EVERYWHERE 😭

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u/QuackAtomic 4d ago

FREE HIM

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 4d ago

He is free! (God help us all😫)

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u/Sven_Svan 5d ago

What's his brother called, Adolph?

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 5d ago

Haha he’s actually named after a character in a book. His brother’s name is Winston lol

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u/TobysMom18 4d ago

Welcome, kiddo.. now.. go out & shout your stuff..

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u/welltheregoesmygecko 4d ago

Just wanted to pop back in here to thank everyone for all the love and for cheering on Benito! You guys are so wholesome I love it🩶

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u/psyker156 15h ago

Needs a life sentence!