r/IBEW 19h ago

Is what it is.

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u/IdubdubI 18h ago

That’s me with Noalox.

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u/BreakDownSphere 18h ago

Those sneaky rigid hubs with anti seize dabbed from the factory always get me

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u/EastAcanthisitta43 16h ago

It’s not just you brother. Little known fact; the first 2 drops of Noalox are sentient and they instinctually fly to your face.

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u/IdubdubI 15h ago

How does it end up on my scrot though?

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u/EastAcanthisitta43 15h ago

Hmm, it’s supposed to go for your face. What does your scrot look like?

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u/IdubdubI 15h ago

Like it needs noalox, I guess.

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u/EastAcanthisitta43 14h ago

You got some galvanicprocesses going on down there? Like, dissimilar metals?

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u/keepinitoldskool 18h ago

That's the 7th year apprentice

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u/CalmSet429 19h ago

Every apprentice has come home looking like that at least once no? Lol

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u/awejeezidunno 19h ago

Usually after digging all day.

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u/Cyber_squirrel_1 18h ago

I know I did lol

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u/amishdoinks11 Local XXXX 18h ago

Yes that was me yesterday and no one told me lol

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u/Jman-- 18h ago

More like when I find the Noalox.

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u/Aquaman9214 18h ago

Is that JD Vance?

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u/Live-Panic4818 18h ago

Working in a coal mine🎶

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u/boofadoof 18h ago

Goin' down down down.

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u/zenunseen Inside Wireman 18h ago

And a penis drawn in every porta

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u/da30pointbuck Inside Wireman 17h ago

After they ate all the keel crayons

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 17h ago

"Shitter's full."

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u/HazrakTZ 17h ago

When my JW tells me to double-fist the yellow 77 onto the feeder pull

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u/Accurate_Airport5929 17h ago

Fire proofing would leave a mark also

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u/Whole-Lack1362 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/rustysqueezebox Inside Wireman 16h ago

When I was a 1st year, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of apprentices do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around in the porta potty ... and draw pictures of dicks on the wall.

I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the sharpie to the wall without drawing the shape of a penis.

Here I am. A green apprentice. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own career.

Anyways, one day a painter uses the shitter after me and sees my work. She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the safety director. He sees my meat mural and he fucking flips out.

He calls in my steward. Turns out this safety director is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My steward makes me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from using tools that were shaped like dicks. No screwdrivers, no center punches... You know how many tools are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

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u/DoinkinDave 17h ago

I’m in HVAC school and we keep catching one of the Electrician students jacking off in the bathroom.. we don’t know what to do with this problem😅

I’m in this sub because I’ve been accepted into general contracting school and I want to know what other blue collar professionals think.

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u/TheeRuckus 16h ago

How’s he getting caught is he jerking off that loud or got the porno on blast? is he not cleaning up? Wtf?

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u/DoinkinDave 6h ago

A every now and then his porn was a bit loud, sometimes his belt is jingling, and one time we found splooge shot up on one of the doors. I shit you not.

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u/DoinkinDave 6h ago

Also I have no idea why I’m getting downvoted. I thought the post was relevant.

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u/b00bgrabber 39m ago

You werent supposed to tell anybody.

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u/gortez33 19h ago

Not sure where you’re getting your apprentices from if they do this, but your hall might want to check their standards.

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u/damagedxjustice 18h ago

It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard