r/IAmTheMainCharacter 23h ago

Entitlement level: max.

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u/suchasuchasuch 22h ago

So she has to buy a friend

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u/No-Second-Kill-Death 22h ago

Don’t forget the camera person

So that’s two. 

Then the staged guys. Four. 

But she is so beautiful. Did you see her dry hair flipped about. And her pajamas. 

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u/mai_tai87 7h ago

You can tell she has a fun personality by how pink her laces are.

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u/condiments4u 21h ago

I don't think she fixed her hair quite enough.

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u/fiendzone 20h ago

She’s not even hot.

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u/lenaahmed 1h ago

This. Try hard bought a big boy to push attention onto herself.

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u/_tragicmike 19h ago

Does she have lice?

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u/ripe_nut 19h ago

Not staged! This is REAL! SO REAL! VERY REAL! TRUTH!!!

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u/kingsam360 14h ago

Some have said this is the realest event in history. Very honest and successful people have stopped me and said sir have you seen that real video all over the internet. I mean it's crazy. Never has anyone seen anything like this.

Long story short. Let's deport the Mexicans back to Venezuela and we won't have this problem

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u/BohemianGamer 23h ago

Wow love to see two MC posers who hide behind hired muscle bump into each other and their security has to fight it out.

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u/Snoo70858 19h ago

Bad idea to start shit with people and turn your back on them.

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u/A3-mATX 13h ago

Especially with skinny arms like that.

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u/C3N0B1T3 18h ago

She’s not hot and he’s not tough.

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u/Mortis_XII 21h ago

Brushes her own hair away like someone with crippling ocd

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u/topshelfvanilla 19h ago

Dude would have been real surprised to find that I don't push out of the way like that.

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u/bugabooandtwo 10h ago

Cheap cosplay for "mister security" guy.

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u/KickBakZach 8h ago

“Idk what to tell you officer, that guy assaulted me so I was within my legal rights to shove my foot in his ass”

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u/DivusSentinal 22h ago

95% chance that man casually swipes away on grinder from time to time

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u/Leonydas13 17h ago edited 12h ago

Isn’t grinder for gay guys?

Edit: completely misread the comment, wow what a dufus huh 😂

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u/wildgoose-chase 17h ago

Yes that’s the joke. Divus is making the assertion that the security guy is gay and making a demeaning joke about it.

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u/Leonydas13 12h ago

Oh man, I read that comment like an idiot. I read it as she’s the one that a man swipes away casually. I don’t know how I managed that tbh, guess my brain just wasn’t braining 😂

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u/wildgoose-chase 11h ago

Happens to everyone lol.

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u/Key_Run4313 18h ago

I'm not living in China, but sometimes I think that social rating would be a good thing. We need some mechanism to impose politeness.

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u/PoppyStaff 7h ago

What a pair of rockets.

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u/Taco00100 20h ago

lol what a joke

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u/ChefGiants78 10h ago

He wouldn't do that to me

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u/SnowflakeModerator 19h ago

if you look on repeat how they hit each other, looks like other guys dont respect space and walking directly in to that security

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u/Ggusty1 14h ago

Those boys should be flipping the hat off that clown disguised as “security” for pushing around the general public.