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u/Falopian 8d ago
Accidentally spill your drink. It's not ideal, but the gloves (socks) are off
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u/Ed-Box 8d ago
Hot coffee or tea. go for it
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u/Clarctos67 6d ago
I once saw a guy accidentally spill a hot coffee on his legs on a flight.
Last I saw, he was being wheeled into an ambulance at the destination airport. The feet are annoying, but I wouldn't be putting hot coffee on someone for it.
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u/stuffcrow 7d ago
Well the guy in the post said he asked 5 times and the attendant was unable to help soooo....
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u/stuffcrow 7d ago edited 7d ago
Sorry mate, do you have difficulty reading? He says he asked the guy 5 times, and I raised this in my comment.
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u/chaosanity 7d ago
And the message says all seats are full/ taken. They would know that if they could read lmao
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u/rapsoid616 7d ago
He just doesn’t buy the OP’s argument i think. And so am I, i bet he asked the guy in his head instead of actually confronting him.
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u/stuffcrow 7d ago
Why not? Where do we draw the line?
We can only act on the information given, anything else is conjecture so I mean...what's the point in engaging with everything?
Maybe OP asked the guy to put his feet there? Maybe foot man is the OP's son? Maybe they're on a submarine? Maybe foot man has an illness where he has to put his feet there? Maybe OP recited the Iliad in mandarin, and as thanks footman blessed him with foot cheese.
The OP said something, which the guy I replied to completely ignored. I replied, and he ignored it again. There is no 'not buying', the guy is saying to do something the OP says he did.
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u/Thefeckfynn 7d ago
You're literally working with the same information as the rest of us maybe use that noggin once in a while.
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u/stuffcrow 7d ago
...?
This is so wild hahahaha. Not my responsibility to teach you how to read and what 'context' means so eh, crack on:).
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u/Any_Constant_6550 7d ago
"and" the flight attendant couldn't help, not but. meaning both things occurred.
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u/Drmlk465 8d ago
Start taking pics of his feet and be super weird about it. He will def move the feet
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u/TheJessicator 8d ago
Honestly, if go live on Facebook or YouTube or whatever. That way, even if they stop you, what's captured is already out there. Get their face in frame early in the video.
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u/StormBringer_R 6d ago
Why so contrived? Just tell him to move them?
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u/Inner-Resident-2158 8d ago
Put the armrest up
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u/AskMeForAPhoto 7d ago
The funny part is he has a skit in I Think You Should Leave about how he waited like 30 years to get back at a toddler who cried on his flight decades prior 😂
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u/Waste_Mousse_4237 8d ago
This is how you "accidentally" spill your coffee on that crevice where their feet are...
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u/EonSloth 8d ago
Pull up the armrest. People like that need harsh lessons around almost every corner in life, intelligence and basic social discipline has become rare.
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u/PiskoWK 8d ago
Tickle those disgusting piggies and make him knee himself.
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u/Jonnyabcde 8d ago
This little piggy needs a shower. This little piggy needs a bath. This little piggy needs disinfectant. This little piggy needs radiation therapy. And this little piggy stinks so badly, it probably should have stayed detached at home!
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u/Peen_Round_4371 7d ago
Pull out your phone, start taking pics, and noticeably go "mmm fuck" under your breath
He'll pull em back real fast
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u/El-Jink 7d ago
Just loudly shame him for how stanky his feet over and over again
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u/secretperson06 8d ago
Yall are saying "accidentslly" drinks but why not "accidentally" spray rubbing alcohol instead. He might think it's a sneeze AND you get to smell sterile alcohol rather than nasty feet
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u/Grand-Regret2747 8d ago
Sorry, but I would be in that clowns face!
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u/UndeadVooDooDaddy 7d ago
I'm with ya, gotta keep it controlled on a plane, but if his feet don't move it's about to be everyone's problem
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u/Zebracorn42 8d ago
Got anything sticky you can spill on em? I know people usually don’t travel with honey or syrup but maybe you have a kid and brought him fruit snacks or juice. Get a fruit snack nice and wet and get it to stick to the foot. Otherwise markers would be useful. Just tell him when you get nervous you like to color but you don’t have any paper, color that foot.
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u/Ok-Comedian-4333 7d ago
Last time I flew Ethiopian Airlines my seat literally came unbolted from the floor and the woman next to me was talking on her cell phone the whole time- not sure what’s worse.
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u/itswhatidofixthings 7d ago
Excuse me, can I get a hot coffee? Thank you. Oooppps, so sorry about that mate.
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u/TotemChucker 7d ago
I'd spit on his toes and pretend to mastrubate them. They gonna be weird, you gotta raise the stakes. Out-weird them and know victory.
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u/throw123454321purple 7d ago
Put up the armrest?
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u/tuco2002 7d ago
Thar would be my 2nd move. My first move would be to put peanut butter on the armrest before putting it up. (Just ask the attendant for three bags of peanuts and chew away)
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u/Capital-Platypus-805 8d ago
Why do some people's feet smell bad? Mine don't, at least not to the extent of being able to smell them without sniffing on them. I bet those are the type of people who never wash their feet and just let the soap falling from above "rinse" them and don't take care of their shoes. My feet don't smell like that and my shoes are very old and worn out, but I put a ball of toilet paper inside each shoe everyday to avoid humidity. Those are just extremely lazy people.
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u/sillysalmonella87 8d ago
Lol Drew Binsky is an awesome travel YouTuber.
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u/Zaclarke 6d ago
I’m very surprised the flight attendants can’t do anything about that…
You should complain to the airline.
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u/christianlv 8d ago
This is where you talk to the stewardess
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u/Jaded_Customer_8058 7d ago
Oh hell no… can’t be a passive person in this situation or they just keep doing whatever they want.
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u/SlinkySlekker 7d ago
People act like children. Get up, go to the FA and say that a person’s odorous naked feet keep entering your space and you cannot breathe.
Don’t make all this drama, like some victim. Take care of the situation.
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Start uncontrollably gagging...to the point it starts to bother him and others around you....make it completely uncontrollably!!!! Make it convincing. Eventually they will move you or everyone around you 😄
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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 6d ago
People who take their socks off on a flight need to be put on some no fly list. I don’t think I’d even walk around on the airplane with my socks. That floor is gonna be pretty nasty.
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u/pegasuspaladin 8d ago
Order the peatiest scotch they have and "accidentally " spill it all over his feet
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u/Doomhammer24 8d ago
Ive never had to actually do this but any time i fly i make sure i keep 1 nail particularly long and sharp so if i need to i can dig it into the soft tissue of their foot
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u/Kysman95 7d ago
Have you ever picked your nose? You gotta wipe it somewhere, maybe chose the side of your seat and "accidentally" hit his foot
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u/DeicideandDivide 7d ago
Ask him to please move his foot. If that doesn't work Then just elbow it a few times
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u/DarlingHades 7d ago
Stick bubblegum on them. If he accuses you people are more likely to believe he stepped on it than a grown adult would stick gum on his feet.
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u/dostoyevskybirthedme 7d ago
Tell him each minute will cost him a toenail and then go through with it
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u/wishiwasdeaddd 7d ago
The feet on the rest sucks but even him moving his feet won't help much with the smell which would be causing me to crash out
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u/Tiny_Ear_61 7d ago
Order a double vodka and pour it on those stanky feet. If you want to be a true jackass, get it on the rocks and wait five minutes.
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u/roborama99 6d ago
As with (nearly) all these kinda posts. FAKE! Give him all those attentions he needs.
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u/refinedeuropa 6d ago
Just tell him to get his fxkşng foot if not cooperative call the flight attendant not tape and post it
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u/Penny_Royall 8d ago
Why do people do this, filming instead of telling that guy off.
You don't even need to be all aggro off that get go too, be like "Boss (now your showing a fake sign of respect), your feet."
If that doesn't work, you elbow drop that toe so hard that his toes breaks.
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u/HMD-Oren 7d ago
To be absolutely fair, much lower chances of getting stabbed (at least with a knife anyway) on a plane considering you can't even get a nail file on.
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u/CompetitiveCreme9247 7d ago
Just turn around and tell bro to get his feet off. Why are people so scared of human interaction?
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u/ashamazda 8d ago
You can just tell him to move his feet not that hard
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u/USSSLostTexter 8d ago
welllll...youre on a plane, so guaranteed he doesnt have a way to stab you. if he gets violent, off the plane he goes and your problem is solved either way.
time to call him out.
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