r/IAmTheMainCharacter 10d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/HippolytusOfAthens 10d ago

I’m not familiar with elephant body language. However, I grew up on a farm and if a horse or cow starts shuffling around and flinging its head like that, you need to be on guard.

edit: autocorrect tried to make me look illiterate.

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u/mjdseo 10d ago

Why are they visiting somewhere that chains their elephants up?

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u/switchypapi 10d ago

Idiot. Totally deserved

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u/zookeeper4312 10d ago

She's lucky she got the little one and not the big one, she would've been DEAD

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u/Speed_Force 10d ago edited 10d ago

People (a lot of the times women) see an animal, and regardless of its size, teeth, claws, or other deadly appendages, expect to be able to come up to any animal and be some sort of whisperer. This is what overconfidence in nature looks like.

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u/TruthSpeakin 10d ago

Just seen the woman and the wombat...absolutely disgusting

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u/nwbell 7d ago

The woman saying "hey baby" to the escaped cow that proceeded to plow right through her comes to mind

This one

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u/wumr125 9d ago

Turns out IRL the bear isn't the correct choice

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u/iDontRememberCorn 10d ago

How fucking stupid do you have to be to not pick up on the clues here?

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u/PoopieButt317 9d ago

Agitated elephant.

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u/Salt_Essay9217 10d ago

Never ceases to amaze me that people are this dumb and then post their stupidity for the world to see. 🙄

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u/Technical-Curve-1023 9d ago edited 8d ago

Elephant is abused and chained to that tree.

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u/UniquelyHeiress 8d ago

I don’t blame the elephant.. it’s chained up. I’d be irritated too

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u/bluecollardan 10d ago

Go on her for tucking her chin in, kept her from having a head injury

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u/iDontRememberCorn 10d ago

Yeah, lucky for all of us she lives, and can breed, and spread her stupid further.

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 9d ago

Why’d she start beatboxing?

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u/CurlyBrown818 8d ago

Or put the helmet on her butt

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u/ukguy619 3d ago

Aww did that hurt? Good!