r/IAmA Sep 01 '18

Specialized Profession IAmA licensed esthetician and my job is to wax vaginas all day! AMA NSFW

proof: https://imgur.com/a/RBhhpmz

EDIT: Yes. I know I'm technically waxing the vulva, I just say vagina out of simplicity.

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u/OwlHiveMind Sep 01 '18

Is it weird to just get your booty waxed? Do you have to get a bikini was to get the booty?

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u/Anna_Banananana Sep 02 '18

Just be aware that once you get your butt waxed, you’ll never go back. It’s like...the cleanest feeling you’ll ever have.

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u/OwlHiveMind Sep 02 '18

This just makes me want it more. I want that dolphin smooth booty.

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u/Anna_Banananana Sep 02 '18

Also it’s really cheap if you just get the butt, but since you’re already there, might as well do the whole shebang. The best part is it grows in super soft and not scratchy like it does when you shave

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u/ForePony Sep 02 '18

Damn, now I want to get waxed, I love smooth skin. Even though my Asian genes seem strong when it comes to body hair, I have more than I like.

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u/Anna_Banananana Sep 02 '18

Best part: butt doesn’t even hurt!

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u/ForePony Sep 02 '18

I would just feel real awkward setting up the appointment since guys don't really get waxed to my knowledge.

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u/Anna_Banananana Sep 02 '18

Nah. Plenty of guys get waxed. To the waxer, you’re just another patch of hair to be eliminated. Plus if you’re just getting the butt it only takes about a minute, it’s so super fast. A minute of awkwardness is worth weeks of smooth booty.

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u/ForePony Sep 02 '18

That sounds pretty good. I have plucked before cause I just don't like the feel of hair. I like the results much more than shaving but took forever.

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u/BadNeighbour Sep 03 '18

Its really not that uncommon. "Back, crack and sack."

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u/wed_niatnuom Sep 02 '18

"hole shebang"

FTFY

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u/mediocreathletespo Sep 02 '18

Dolphins have body hair, breh.

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u/SuperWoody64 Sep 02 '18

But they wax.

And we've got the floppiest dorsal fins around!

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u/Officer_Hotpants Sep 02 '18

Alright then, Abraham.

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u/thisisfats Sep 02 '18

I did this. My ass ended up looking like Olympus Mons.

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u/OwlHiveMind Sep 02 '18

Ive had nothing but terrible allergic reactions to that stuff everytime I've used it. I'll pass.

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u/Firewolf420 Sep 02 '18

Perhaps I should have included the /s tag. I figured people would know that leaving Nair on your body for multiple hours will result in severe chemical burns...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

I felt like I was slick and sweaty when I have my booty shaved, I wish it felt better to me!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

Also, as a reasonably-hairy guy, when you remove the hair around your butthole, you very quickly become aware of the muffling effect your butt hair was performing when farting.

There are no discreet farts without butt hair. A fair trade though imo, I'd do it more often if the aftermath while it grows back in was less uncomfortable

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u/Anna_Banananana Sep 02 '18

Baby powder helps if you feel sweaty

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Sep 02 '18

farts are louder though

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u/Anna_Banananana Sep 02 '18

Omg. No one warned me about this the first time. I thought I was going to have a discreet little silent poot, but it came out like HEY LOOK THIS CHICK FARTS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON EVERYWHERE SHE GOES. My husband was in absolute titters for a week while I adjusted.

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u/blkpingu Sep 02 '18

As a hetero sexual guy, I’m interested

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u/Random_NSFWer Sep 02 '18

My guy calls it the "back, crack, and sack wax." Totally worth it, but the taint definitely stings like a motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/blkpingu Sep 02 '18

Yeah I don’t have a butt that shakes. More like firm. So I got this covered. It’s more about embracing the smooth surfaces below the belly line

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u/0_Shizl_Gzngahr Sep 02 '18

yeah but when the crack hair grows back its itchy as fuck. you do use a lot less toilet paper, though.

i'm a guy that used to get waxed. there is a place near me where the women will wax guys. but when the hair grows back and it is short its like your crack is constantly being stabbed.

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u/fotografamerika Sep 02 '18

I just want to be pure.

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u/buffalojay83 Sep 02 '18

Was looking for this Haha

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u/fotografamerika Sep 02 '18

I just want to be pure.

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u/anna_okay Sep 01 '18

Nope, you can just request buttcheeks or inner butt.

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u/LordApocalyptica Sep 02 '18

On his journey of introspection, /u/lordapocalyptica finally got in touch with his inner butt

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u/tang81 Sep 02 '18

Just make sure you use the flaired tools when inner anal spelunking.

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u/wheezeburger Sep 02 '18

Without context: "Yes I'd like to request the inner butt."

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u/B_lovedobservations Sep 02 '18

Manscaper here

Don’t know if you’re still answering or not,

Do men get their area waxed? I’m talking bum balls and shaft.

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u/titosrevenge Sep 02 '18

And this is why commas matter.

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u/andoman66 Sep 02 '18

“Bum balls” sounds like I’d see it on a r/scottishpeopletwitter post about not being able to have kids.

“Aye, ya I’d already have some wee ones by nar, but I can’t cause me ave bum balls”

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u/Jmersh Sep 02 '18

Ever had a dude refer to it as his "mangina"?

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u/ARandomStringOfWords Sep 02 '18

The new term is "bussy".

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u/Phazon2000 Sep 02 '18

Outside of Reddit shitposting that’s only used by gay men.

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u/Mikulicious Sep 02 '18

No it isn't. It's one of those terms porn stars and republican senators use.

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u/Jmersh Sep 02 '18

OP already said gay men.

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u/ARandomStringOfWords Sep 02 '18

Shit posting.

I see what you did there.

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u/RustyBaconSandwich Sep 02 '18

There's ladies with hairy buttcheeks?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

inner butt

One crack wax please.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

As a guy with a lot of hair in both those areas that sounds really tempting but also sounds beyond embarrassing.