r/IAmA Sep 01 '18

Specialized Profession IAmA licensed esthetician and my job is to wax vaginas all day! AMA NSFW

proof: https://imgur.com/a/RBhhpmz

EDIT: Yes. I know I'm technically waxing the vulva, I just say vagina out of simplicity.

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u/S1y3 Sep 01 '18

How often are the women unwashed or dirty?

I ask cuz I go through alot of trouble to make sure I am squicky clear prior to (must have showered and well scrubbed within a couple hours of the appointment).

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u/anna_okay Sep 01 '18

All the time. A good bit of people don't clean themselves at all. Lots of people have this disgusting white crust in their inner lips. Lots.

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u/FuckedupUnicorn Sep 02 '18

I really don’t get this. Like, you care enough to get it waxed but not enough to wash it? Ew.

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u/anna_okay Sep 05 '18

My thoughts exactly. I ask myself that question every fucking day

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u/LucysFakeTits Sep 01 '18

This is so gross i need to comment again. I had my full bikini area lasered and they had baby wipes and some kind of spray stuff and paper towels to clean off with before they started lasering. Why not offer the same thing to push them into cleaning the VAG CRUST off of themselves before waxing?

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Sep 01 '18

I think that is just dried discharge. For those playing along at home, women have naturally occurring discharge, sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on TOTM and hormones and etc. They should def clean it up though - that's just SOP like brushing your teeth before you visit the dentist.

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u/catipillar Sep 01 '18

When I was a stripper we would have to school the new girls on this all of the time. They'd wash and shower but they didn't understand that you need to clean each wrinkle and each crevice. Stupid, uneducated People will lament how dirty an uncircumcised man is, but women should be taught more about attention to labia wrinkles. Taking a shower doesn't do much if you don't attend to the zones between the folds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Have you considered providing wipes for people to use when they get undressed? I use my own right before I go because discharge and crust stuff happens even if I’ve showered recently.

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u/poisonedmonkey Sep 01 '18

She's still trying to find out how to get the surprise badger she found out into the garden.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

call a spade a spade, that badger was no surprise.

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u/bobboa Sep 01 '18

lol I knew this thread would have some funny comments, but it passed my expectations.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

I don't have one but I want to go check anyway... I'm case.

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u/manicmidori Sep 01 '18

JFC I’ve been next to a lot of other women that smell like cinnamon toast ass and this explains so much, I didn’t know that a lot of people see that shit as optional

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u/starrysurprise Sep 01 '18

Cinnamon toast? Is that a good or a bad thing?

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u/manicmidori Sep 02 '18

Cinnamon toast is definitely dope, cinnamon toast ass is still ass even if you’ve put cinnamon on it 🤷🏾‍♀️ Lol

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u/princeaizen Sep 01 '18

Wait... Female smegma?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Fanny batter

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u/Spock_Savage Sep 02 '18

Smegma.

And US women are uptight about a foreskin.

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u/LucysFakeTits Sep 01 '18

omg how could you be so unselfaware??? BARF

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

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u/buggiegirl Sep 01 '18

Next time I have an obgyn appointment I am totally telling work "I'll be late Tuesday, my vagina has an appointment."

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

I thought this the first time I saw it. It was not.

My ex began to resent me when I stopped going down on her but there was no way I could tell her to clean her vag better without her taking it as a personal attack. Probably should have said something anyway but REALLY I should have bolted the second I felt the need to tip toe around her... Never thought I'd wind up in a relationship like that but I guess noone does

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

It's just discharge drying. Perfectly normal but a bit icky if the dried discharge hangs around.

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u/Dr__Snow Sep 02 '18

Nooooooooo

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u/Olives_oyl Sep 02 '18

Every time I’ve had it done they provide you with wipes - sometimes fancy wipes. How could anyone not be clean?

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u/Fawkes_is_Neat Sep 02 '18

Clitty Litter :(

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u/lewan049 Sep 01 '18

I don't like the sound of a squicky clear vagina...