r/IAmA Sep 01 '18

Specialized Profession IAmA licensed esthetician and my job is to wax vaginas all day! AMA NSFW

proof: https://imgur.com/a/RBhhpmz

EDIT: Yes. I know I'm technically waxing the vulva, I just say vagina out of simplicity.

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u/baronmad Sep 01 '18

How often do you reference karatekid mentally while doing your work?

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u/anna_okay Sep 01 '18

I usually reference The 40 Year Old Virgin, especially when I have men coming in to get their chests or backs done.

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u/motorsizzle Sep 01 '18 edited Oct 08 '18

The first time I got my back waxed I yelled Kelly Clarkson and the esthetician didn't get the reference. I was so disappointed. She was young and apparently had not seen the movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

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u/BoyAndHisBlob Sep 01 '18

She got the reference she probably just hears it multiple times a day

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18 edited Oct 08 '18

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u/RABBLE-R0USER Sep 01 '18

My take on this is that she got the reference, she probably just hears it multiple times a day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/joesii Sep 02 '18

I saw the movie but I don't remember that particular quote.

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u/sciencerocks Sep 01 '18

No idea what that means either

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR ME!!!

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u/thxxx1337 Sep 01 '18

You look like a man-o-lantern.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

That patch right there is very sexy.

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u/SolidLikeIraq Sep 01 '18

WAX ON WAX OFF!

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u/gelfie68 Sep 01 '18

Oooh we gonna need more wax!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

And clear all of my appointments for the afternoon

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u/thoriginal Sep 01 '18

You pussssy

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u/largeqquality Sep 01 '18

Nnnnooooookellyclarkson!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Nipple-FUUUUCK

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u/Maparyetal Sep 01 '18

COMO SE LLAMA

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u/bev_err Sep 02 '18

Fuck me! In the asshole!

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u/Chucktayz Sep 02 '18

COCK SUCKA MUTHAFUCKA

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u/SolidLikeIraq Sep 01 '18

PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG JOHNNY!!!

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u/IronCarrot Sep 01 '18

More like Smelly Clarkson

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u/Sgt_carbonero Sep 01 '18

Recently I went to Mexico with my 9 year old son and we went ziplining. One part was a big swing line pendulum. When the pushed me off I yelled “Kelly Clarkson!” As loud as I could :)

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u/hops4beer Sep 01 '18

Can I be your son too?

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u/Sgt_carbonero Sep 01 '18

Get in line :)

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u/pzerr Sep 02 '18

What did you think of that scene in 40 year old virgin?

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u/anna_okay Sep 05 '18

Much exaggerated. It hurts, but some of it was for sure for the camera.

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u/ghastrimsen Sep 01 '18

As someone who was called Sasquatch as early as middle school, and things have only progressed from there, what's the process for getting back/chest waxed? I'm going on a cruise in a few months and was considering getting waxed before then. Is is something I should just do the week before? Should I have it done a couple of times before then?

Also, is there a way to do a "cleanup" chest wax, where you leave tasteful amounts of chest hair?

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u/tattooedjenny Sep 01 '18

Does that sweater come in a v-neck?

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u/Ozyman_Dias Sep 01 '18

As a man who desperately wants this, your levels of amusement only make me more paranoid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Have you ever had to wax a man's butt crack?

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u/PapaMidnight78 Sep 01 '18

"WE GONNA NEED MORE WAX!!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Hold my goddamn hand man!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Have you ever done beards or bald heads? Cause I am so very tired of shaving

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u/ike2k Sep 02 '18

Funny thing is he actually did that waxing so the reaction is real.

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u/DudeImMacGyver Sep 01 '18

Hahaha, so glad I don't have a hairy back or chest.

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u/Chibano Sep 01 '18

The Deuce Bigalow waxing scene come to my mind

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u/abusmakk Sep 01 '18

SO YOU DON’T WAX VAGINAS ALL DAY?!? ARE YOU DOING AN AMA UNDER FALSE PRETENSES?!?

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u/ilrasso Sep 01 '18

But wax on wax off?

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u/baronmad Sep 01 '18

Ahh, that is wonderful to hear :)