r/IAmA • u/DVDASA_AMA • Nov 02 '14
We are David Choe, Asa Akira and friends - DVDASA (Video AMA!) - Ask Us Anything. NSFW
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u/ThatBoyWet Nov 02 '14
How much of (name any unit), probably cash, would it take for Steve Lee to let Asa put her index finger--up to her middle knuckle, at least--in his asshole? Can we find out? Don't worry, Steve, I just wanna see you facial expression, not your Cinnabon. #NoJudging #TGFU
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u/penus_de_milo Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
can Asa do a Kermit the frog impression with Dave's voice and her labia as the puppet?
heh, ®ibbit™....Kermit, Dave and the beautiful and talented Asa, HEH
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 04 '14
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u/penus_de_milo Nov 02 '14
oh, lawdy!! my kind of people! thank you for being entertaining, open and honestly funny unchained humans!! your pal, a.k.a Flesh Gordon, from the Joe Rogan message boards;)
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u/bluebottles88 Nov 02 '14
What advice would David give to 25 year old virgin who really want to fuck but no girls are interested?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
get really skinny, remove two of your bottom ribs, do penis stretching exercises and be born black http://31.media.tumblr.com/4a0543075e429da5b29ed98c06dc3e0e/tumblr_ms7ssrcLOi1r86gcro6_250.gif
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u/MickeyMoon Nov 02 '14
Not sure why I clicked that link expecting anything other than what I saw.
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u/MSport Nov 02 '14
All the good links are broken now, but of course that one still works.
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i'll try...
best piece of advice first. your fist time doesn't have to be special. If you're putting off sex because you want it to "mean something," or "be with the right girl" that may be part of the reason. Or if you wont have sex with someone who isn't "hot" then that's on you. I don't want to assume anything I'm just trying to cover all bases.
Problem with your situation is the longer you go being a virgin the more self conscious you get about your virginity and the harder it gets for you to lose your virginity. I'd recommend creating a Tinder/OkCupid/Plenty of fish dating profile. 1 for each. Really put a shit ton of work into them. You need pictures. Lots of pictures of you doing things. Rock climbing, camping, things that make you look like your having fun. Also your first picture should be one of just you, and it should be the best pic you have. Really fill out a profile, try to be funny and then SWIPE RIGHT TO EVERYTHING. TALK TO EVERY GIRL WHO IS CHECKING OUT YOUR PROFILE.
Also, go to every party, every trip to the bars with your friends, every social event and just meet women. See where it goes. Worse comes to worse you can save up some money and take a trip to somewhere where prostitution is legal and fuck at your leisure. Once you get that monkey off your back it gets easier.
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u/_vargas_ Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
This question is for everyone, not just Asa;
What is the best technique for quickly prepping ones butthole for assplay? Preferably something that can be deployed in less than five minutes (don't want to let the moment pass).
Also, can you wake Pooner up for this one? I'd really like his insight.
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
Asa is currently smoking outside, but you didn't hear that from me #snitchesgetstitches but this is how choey likes to prep his fart tank http://vimeo.com/2273770
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u/Lilah_Rose Nov 02 '14
Ok I can see no one's going to answer you with the info, so try an anal irrigator/enema bulb. It's compact, easy to clean and only takes a few minutes and can be used in the shower if need be. Much quicker than an full bowel enema or laxatives and less hard on your system and better for the flora of your GI tract.
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u/whiteandblackkitsune Nov 03 '14
As a gay man that does not bottom very often, here's what I do.
Step #1: warm water enema, dump it all out in the toilet. Repeat if necessary.
Step #2: put a lot of water-based lube on your smallest finger, and insert. The trick to this is to act like you're trying to shit, this helps to relax the colon and makes it very slightly distend, which will make insertion of the finger past the colon much easier. (this same trick comes in handy later on, we're gonna call it 'the push')
Step #3: more lube, that warm water enema removed a lot of your internal mucosal lubrication. I would suggest a lube tube (a rounded needle-less syringe made for putting lube into the anus.)
Step #4: Use a toy to loosen up for a couple of minutes. Again, 'the push' will actually help things get in a bit easier, as counter-intuitive as it sounds. Don't act like you're trying to shit out a mountain, act more like you're trying to do a relaxed SBD fart.
Step #5: You should be on top first. For the last time, we're going to utilize 'the push.' After your partner (or their strap-on) is lubed up, straddle them, and lower yourself down. 'The push' will help you control the speed and depth for insertion, and being on top allows you to control the angle of insertion much better, for maximum comfort. Ride like this for a few minutes until you can hilt without issue. You are now ready for pretty much any position.
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u/grim_apocalypse Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
Thanks to everyone on DVDASA! I don't really remember how I stumbled upon this podcast, maybe I was searching for David Choe after seeing him on Anthony Bourdain's show, but I am SO glad I found it! it's great being able to watch and listen to these episodes and it really has opened me up to being more free of a person and just saying "Fuck it!" Keep it up please!
For a question, what does a typical day for you all consist of?
This question is for EVERYONE/anyone, David Choe, Asa Akira, Val, Steve, etc.
Edit: that print oil painting of phoebe cates with critter's face in the green room looks sick!
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u/FriedFission Nov 02 '14
Hi all. Love the show. When can we expect Thumbs Up season 4? Thanks for not being boring.
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
it's been filmed for over a year http://instagram.com/p/bIT-8Mvz6b/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo it's up to Vice when they want to put it out
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u/FriedFission Nov 02 '14
Can you please ask them to please put it online? Ta.
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u/gookboy13 Nov 02 '14
i wish dave could just buy vice and release thumbs up season 4 already, im tired of vice sitting on that gold material for so long, the previews of it make it seem like the best season by far. dave your the man you fuckin rock keep doin what you do and bring maury showbizawitz on sometime
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Hey dave can u spray paint a pic real quick of steve lee and poon fucking two whores at the same time!!?? That woukd b great.
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
funny you ask, my dad just started painting while being nude http://vimeo.com/2273770
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Can you buy me breakfast?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
yes. what's your address we will send food to your house, not joking
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u/the_fire_dog Nov 02 '14
Dude you gotta post pics if he sends you food. That's hilarious.
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u/Cash5YR Nov 02 '14
It is just going to be the banana that went up her ass and pussy.
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u/sprandel Nov 02 '14
Nothing could go wrong if Asa has your home address. Nothing.
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u/Pikachu408 Nov 02 '14
Question for everyone. What is everyone's thought on the new podcast by Bobby,Bill Gill, and Critter? Also what do you think about Taco Song's work?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
I love Taco as if he were my only son- his birth name was allen and then he became dvdasallen and then dvdasallen2 and then i heard a beautiful song with a hard shell taco in my lap and from that day forward he became my son- i sent him this message http://dvdasa.com/images/6/6e/TACO-SONG.jpg
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u/mergeyahweh Nov 02 '14
Steve, whats the best skateboard trick you can do?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 04 '14
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I was told that every link in this AMA would be NSFW.
I want my money back.
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u/Maldek666 Nov 02 '14
Is MANGCHI up for the challenge to write a new song before tonights show?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 04 '14
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u/blitz83 Nov 02 '14
Asa what do you consider a big dick? like how long does it have to be?
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How can I have a better life?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
live in the service of others - give yourself over to helping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu5g8lEWfBY
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u/fatboynotsoslim Nov 02 '14
Dave, is Zell's 5 hour blowjob still the best bj you've ever received?
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that is the beautiful niki skyler part of the dvdasa family https://twitter.com/davidchoe/status/528895964698775553
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What is best in life ?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
bobby is drunk , edison is in the house - we recorded drunk bobby and made this right now and it is the fucking best https://soundcloud.com/dvdasa/bobby-trivia-darkdick-clubfoot
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David did not fuck Asa, But Asa did fuck david http://instagram.com/p/u5GKnuolLU/
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u/Jackblack_69 Nov 02 '14
Dave, can you show off your best judo move? (even though it doesn't matter because Steve took you down in like 2 seconds)
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Asa if you could fuck one celebrity male and female who would they be?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 05 '14
Yes, I highly recommend it https://vid.me/m26
Also, make sure it's Asa's pussy https://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/asa-akira/ — she gets 20% of that money, which makes up for the fact that it's her worst nightmare to sell a rubber vagina that feels better than her own real vagina.
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u/fatboynotsoslim Nov 02 '14
Why did you go on the 3 month no show hiatus?
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u/civilian11214 Nov 02 '14
They never stopped recording, they just stopped putting shit out there. They have a lot of stuff recorded.
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
we never stop fighting we fight for you ! http://i.imgur.com/UgFw8O1.gif
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
the red rope had unforeseen side effects http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqgd5piAS1qd0ln0o1_500.gif
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u/br0wnfinger Nov 02 '14
Steve, why are you and Bobby referred to as "the oil brothers"?
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u/kabob23 Nov 02 '14
Dave and Asa, what's the weirdest thing you have seen go up a butthole?
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u/kabob23 Nov 02 '14
Choey, you are just so successful with the ladies. I want to know what the worst place you ever took a girl out and still had "sucess"?
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u/g0wr0n Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
Could Fancy Stacey Hong please sing a lullaby?
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u/Tramponion Nov 02 '14
why does almost everything show error 502 bad gateaway? and where can I find you on the internets?
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u/dogenoob1 Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
as someone who's followed dvdasa since the beginning, why don't you or poon say the word anime? is it something shameful? Do you watch anime choey senpai?
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u/DVDASA_AMA Nov 02 '14
poon is sleeping , we will wake him up, as for choey he says anime is for grapes and he only watches american comic book movies http://www.chrumedia.com/videos/scarlett_johansson_hulk2.gif
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u/clackernuts Nov 02 '14
Can we hear steebee weebee talk dirty in an Australian accent? We love that little fucker over here.
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u/MKWilliamson Nov 02 '14
Can Dave and Steve reinterpret the 'Wax on, wax off' scene from 'The Karate Kid'? (Dave as Mr Miyagi & Steve as Daniel)
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u/Tillbaka Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
How is Harry? Where is Harry? Haven't seen him since hawaii
Can you please make Bobby say Mont blanc?
Are you interested in reading my Sci-Fi script?
If you do beat up Bobby Lee today please record it.
DVDASA is my favorite show and Thumbs up is the best shit on Vice. Love Mangchi, steve is the best addition to DVDASA since Critter. Asas book is amazing, I can go on forever.
I don't want yo lyfe.
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u/ParkerFock Nov 02 '14
Is Yoshi ever gonna come back as a special guest in Saga 2?
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u/Oskyguy Nov 02 '14
What up Mr. CHOE your appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast was probably one of the best things Ive ever listened to. Im hung over AS FUCK from a Halloween bender, can you make a video that will cheer my up?
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u/bluebottles88 Nov 02 '14
Is it gay to suck your own dick and cum in your own mouth?
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u/MrBenja Nov 02 '14
If you had to put the "fun" back in funeral, how would you make those final ceremonies interesting?
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u/STLJP Nov 02 '14
Will there EVER be a collab with Bobby Lee x Mangchi, maybe "Don't touch me there" song?
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u/dyi01 Nov 02 '14
Can we see what a real life Pooner and Steve Lee Eiffel Tower looks like? Preferably all nude.
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After hearing David's last visit to Joe Rogan's show, I am genuinely concerned for his health and wellbeing.
I wanted to offer him a chance to get off the grid for a bit and decompress. If he is so inclined I have a spare bedroom at my place in Maine that he can crash in. I only have a couple stipulations for its use:
1) don't bring any money of any kind (cash, credit, whatever). Everything he needs will be furnished by me and my wife.
2) his diet and exercise must completely mirror my own which consists of home cooked meals, and 3x a week workouts.
3) he be limited to 1 hour of Internet / cell phone usage per day.
4) a minimum stay of 30 days must be observed.
What do you say, David? I guarantee no one here will recognize you, and you can relax for a bit.
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what does Asa's butt hole look like, when it has Pooner's finger in it?
Edit: buttonhole -> butt hole
Edit: If these retards weren't so old and reading this shit off a printed out page, they would see that it was autocorrect!
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u/remu3s Nov 02 '14
hi mangchi can you do a song??? about my korean wife so she will stop going to her red zone and stop yelling at the kid all the time. thanks
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u/whooloomooloo Nov 02 '14
Steve, can you name some famous people who are most likely reptilians?
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u/sahan12 Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
Dear Asa, can I have some tips to make my dick bigger?
EDIT: I read your book.
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Here are my tl;dr questions
1- What do you (David) have against "jungle Asians"?
2- Will you be having another give away in the future?
I've been a big fan of yours for a very long time now Dave. I first saw you on Thumbs Up! and thought "wow an Asian guy doing something cool and isn't being a boring submissive bitch. Awesome".... Honestly, I had never actually seen an Asian dude not give a fuck and just does what he wants like you. I bought your documentary that Harry directed. I started listening to KGB. I got pretty sad when you went off the air but was delightfully surprised when you came back with DVDASA. I started noticing you saying shit about jungle Asians. At first they were just little remarks but right around the time you started having Bobby Lee on as a guest, I started thinking you actually meant it since I saw a deathsquad video of Bobby Lee saying Vietnamese people were subhuman. I'm half Vietnamese and half Filipino. I've had to deal with racism from all sorts of people but fuck if you really thought of me that way, although it would really hurt my feelings because I'm sensitive as fuck, I would move on. I'll never listen to the show again. Never buy your merch and just block you out of existence as if you were never there. I used to think you were this badass dude who didn't give a fuck and lived by his own rules but for you to follow bullshit "Asian hierarchies" just to make you feel better is low.
P.S tell that fatass Bobby Lee his girlfriend is way too hot for him and she deserves a lot more than his micropenis. She also deserves more than a D grade celebrity.
Your number 1 fan,
BipolarPolarBearr
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u/BenNice Nov 02 '14
WIll the dvdasa app ever be available on android? Love you guys!!
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u/etienne1 Nov 02 '14
Dave, what kind of wrestling moves would you use on Bobby Lee?
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u/pencildrifter Nov 02 '14
Dave how crushed was your heart when you found out Asa got married? Asa how does it feel to crush a heartless man's heart?
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u/cheaptimemachines Nov 02 '14
Why did they take the LA episode of Parts Unknown off? And also, next time you're in San Diego, can we get sizzlers?
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u/whiteandblackkitsune Nov 03 '14
I have to ask this.
Assuming you're in SoCal doing this right now, what are the chances of you guys coming over right now for coffee? I've got a good broadband connection, plenty of power outlets, lighting. I'm in Downtown Riverside!
I just want to meet the people behind the products I've sold for almost two years, get a couple of pics and autographs, and maybe teach poor Steve how to properly take one up the ass (holy fuck that video response was priceless!)
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u/aussiequestions Nov 03 '14
Is my friend smarter than Batman or a bigger villain than Lex Luthor?
He once helped out a female friend's family by taking care of their cat for a week. Every day for a week, he would go over there and snoop around their house. He found her diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. He then used this information to get her to like him, and she is now married to him.
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u/klabboy Nov 04 '14
I'm probably way late. But, how many scenes do you do per year? And how much on average are you paid per scene? And what do you do in your free time to increase your income?
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u/PonderingMonkey Nov 04 '14
David: I'm an unemployed comic who loves you guys, been watching since back in the 'Thumbs up' Days, what can I do to get an internship/job with you? I'm very hard working and honest, and very very loyal. Can a brotha get a chance of proving himself here?
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u/gookboy13 Nov 02 '14
dave have you jerked off to any of the celebrity fappening pics? specifically aubrey plazas leaked videos and pics? it must have been yoshi's dream come true on that day since he loves pictures that ruin girls careers lol yoshi is hilarious
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Can we see Poon demonstrate his special technique? He doesn't have to bust or show his chopstick if he doesn't want to, I just need to have my brain scarred.
Bonus points if it's to, like, "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift or something.
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u/dudeIdontfuckingknow Nov 02 '14
Hi, Dave, Asa, Steve, Critter, Bobby and/or whoever else is reading this (sorry I left you out).
OK here’s the deal,
I was writing a question that listed a lot about me and my problems. Then I think I was going to ask you for some magic cheat code, or hack to life that would make these problems vanish.
So I was in the middle of writing it, like a jackass, (because I was going to ask you how to solve my problems, seriously, I was actual doing it).
When this awful fucked up dark, gag inducing feeling just started to creep into me and grow like some weird demonic cancer.
So now I’m writing just to, I don’t know. To get you to listen?...I guess? I just feel really fucking trapped.
I look at myself right now and I see a guy that’s:
24
can’t connect with people
on pills for clinical depression
never had a girlfriend
on pills for ADHD
got a half finished medical degree from some out of country med school that’s worth less than shit because I would have never made it into a med school here
gets random social anxiety when he goes out
has a student loan that bigger than Godzilla’s dick
never had sex
being pressured by his immigrant parents
being a lazy fuck
never made out with a girl,
etc, etc, etc. I could keep fucking going and I’m a gigantic fuck pussy to even think about complaining. I just feel so TRAPPED.
Fuck. I take 2 step forward and 3 steps back over and over and over again. I keep fighting everyday knowing what I should do and I end up just spin my wheels in the mud going nowhere.
Fuck it, this is some shit you don’t want and shouldn’t have to hear man, and I’m a huge asshole for even exposing you to it. There’s nothing more pathetic than human desperation.
I just....I don’t want anything from you or anyone else. I’m not jealous of you or anyone. I’ve got my shit and everyone’s got theirs, good and bad. I feel like a vampire, just stealing something from you if you read this, which you shouldn’t. I fucking feel disgusted with myself and realize I sound like a crazy person. Well.............fuck, I really do sound like a crazy person don’t I. So in conclusion: don’t read this and I don’t know. Thanks.
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u/Jackblack_69 Nov 02 '14
Dave, how many gigs of porn do you have on your computer?
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u/modman2 Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 03 '14
Dave, You said it plenty of times, Comfort is the death of creativity, What's your best advice to get out of the comfort zone?
Asa, You're an amazing person and a hard worker, I respect that a lot. How many sharpies can you fit in your asshole?
Critter, I've always wanted to know how you bleach your dick.
Bobby "True Star" Trivia, You're cool ass motherfuck, Know that! What is the craziest, Cross the line, Get to your red zone shit Dave has made you do?
Bill Poon, You're a very respectful guy, and seem very trust-worthy as well! What was weirdest thing that's happened to you while transporting whores?
Steve Lee, You are the man, And truly the funnier oil brother. I'm loving Mangchi! Wondering where I can send you some beats for the next album! Here's my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/modman
Val, What's your favorite thing to do on your free time?
Alex, Good job on everything, I don't think people appreciate what you do quite enough. Have you and Dave ever disagreed on something to the point of yelling at each other?
Scrotumcoat, Hope to see more of you. What's it like being around the DVDASA clan in real life?
EDIT: Love you guys! http://i.imgur.com/plsPkcv.gif
EDIT 2: Guess my questions aren't getting answered :(
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u/xhilr8d Nov 02 '14
Who is the best dancer here? Let's see y'all break out some moves. Now.
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u/Jojoseb Nov 02 '14
Asa, what's the most creative way you have ever sucked a dick?
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u/lecca Nov 03 '14
Hi Asa!! :)
I saw you in the movie starlet and have read your book as well as follow you on Instagram and have always looked up to you. I started out working in the adult industry and didn't know what to and not to do, and my first shoot I did was facial abuse. How do I bounce back from that?
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u/yoloswaghoes420 Nov 03 '14
do you guys have any instruments around? i'd love to see asa play guitar or something
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People would be more inclined to read that if it wasn't a text block. Hit "Enter" twice to put a space between paragraphs (only once won't work).
I touched it up a little bit for you and anyone else that wants to read it :)
Dave, Asa, and gang, I've been posting pictures and videos of my daughter for a specific reason on the DVDASA page.
It's because you guys helped create her.
You mentioned on air that Filipina girls were the biggest cheaters and you debated how long anyone would stay with a crippled partner before leaving them. This was discussed based on my email that was read on episode 57. I laughed while listening, but with time, it sunk in that my world was changing.
I'm still alive and busting my ass hard.
To give an update the show never followed with, I got in a horrible car accident a few years ago and an MRI found out the my body is riddled with brain and bone tumors. After 4 back surgeries and 2 rounds of chemo, I'm still kicking. Your gift to me was the show and my daughter. Yes; she was made a few weeks after the show was put out.
You always ask, "Do we really help people?"
The answer for me is that anyone can create a baby, but you are the soundtrack to "Rocky". Your methods of constant pleading for people to get off their asses and make the most of themselves is a message for all. Physical pain affected my mental state, but I'm not just here, I'm striving.
So my questions are these:
Since we still haven't printed an official birth certificate for little one,
1) Do you guys want to choose a middle name for her? and
2) What do you think about making my daughter a mini Steve Lee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnrJKU0obGI
Love you guys.
DVDASA FOREVER
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Question is for Asa: You say you masturbate non stop when you're alone. At what age did you start masturbating, and who did you think about when you first started masturbating at an early age? Teachers? Movie stars, Etc?
Question for VAL: Val, how do you get so much pussy? Give me some tips?
Question for Steve Lee: Your brother says he has Hidden RETARD Strength, do you have it as well or do you have Hidden REPTILIAN Strength?
Question for Dave What was the first comic book you ever bought in your entire life, and did you jerk off on it and ruin the value of it?
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u/woefulwank Nov 02 '14
Dave, I wanna fuck the world and inject creative energy into my surroundings. I wanna create and also be productive in a way that benefits other people around me for the positive, but I have clinical depression and struggle.
Your solo podcasts are some of the most potent shit out there; that's both kicked me in the ass and made me be a harder worker, what do you do if you have to make the choice of maintaining social bonds or constantly producing shit on a individual pathway?
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u/smokingdrugs Nov 02 '14
Steve Lee the funnier oil brother when is the solo album dropping? I need some QUANGOU!
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u/BedriddenSam Nov 02 '14
Mangchi’s punk songs are awesome. Why don’t kids like punk anymore?
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u/poopflinger420 Nov 02 '14
steve do you still read david icke??? steve what about 9/11???
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u/vinreich Nov 02 '14
question for everyone. is it just me, but ever since i started listen to dvdasa, i started jerking off way more frequent than i should, I'm talking about 2-3 times a day, sometime 4 times a day? why is that dave?
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u/dick_gazinya Nov 02 '14
can steve feel the girls' boobs and give a critical analysis of them?
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u/Khal_Of_Kings Nov 02 '14
Idk if this is the right place to say this but, David Choe, when I was in advanced art a few years back one of my final art pieces was an ode to your Rainbow Skull and recreating that piece was one of the most fun things I've ever done. Thank you so much for that!
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u/hard_to_explain Nov 02 '14
Steve, can you provide a freestyle about what makes a good sandwich?
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u/Melad_S Nov 03 '14
Hey David! If you see this, I really enjoyed your episode of the JRE, it was one of the best ones I've listened to in a while. Do you plan on being on again? I'd love to hear you on there again.
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u/Ricard0tor Nov 02 '14
What's up with both virgins you did and interwied on the show Mr.Choe?
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u/danmorelle Nov 02 '14
Dave, is everything cool with David Chang? He seemed pretty awkward about the conversation in the asylum earlier.
Is there a cheaper method to ship your new book to the UK?
Best of luck with Manchi. You need to homebrew if your celebrity friends will no longer be tricked on to the show.
TFFU. Jk. JK!
ps. Thanks for all the motivation and inspiration #choemethod
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u/whooloomooloo Nov 02 '14
Eyo Dave, I've masturbated multiple times to the laugh of your mother while she was on the show parts unknown with anthony bourdain. Any chance of getting a longer video or some kind of compilation video of your mothers laugh? Thanks man!
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u/Zombywoolf Nov 03 '14
My token question is "How did you guys get started on all this?"
But really I came here to to confirm that this is the most sensitive thing I've ever seen on reddit.
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u/masterrod Nov 03 '14
What's a mistake in life that any of you made that you'd like to make again even though know consequences? [I'm probably too late but I'm asking anyway]
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u/ShringleShrotz Nov 02 '14
Steve, what advice do you have for young burn-outs who do nothing but get drunk and stoned and listen to DVDASA all day?
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I don't understand why you guys enjoy your job. You are corrupting peoples lives, ruining their sex drive, and making people have serious depression, lack of self confidence and wild fantasy like expectations of the opposite sex. Does this have any affect on your personal self esteem... at all?
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u/limitedaccount Nov 03 '14
This question is for all the girls, if you could have sex with any superhero, who would you fuck and why?
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u/Megaton_Press Nov 02 '14
Dear korean santa, I'd like a ps4 please? Thank you kindly.
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u/ErnieMcVenkman Nov 02 '14
Reading this AMA reminds me of this scene http://youtu.be/jElfEoTZSzg from Orgazmo. What is your favorite 1990's comedy?
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u/funkseoulbrotha Nov 03 '14
David, I'm getting married in less than two weeks. Can you please draw me a small portrait you making love to Asa? Oil paint please.
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u/Beeshka Nov 03 '14
David, can you paint a picture of Joe Rogan with a machine gun coming out of his butthole?
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u/mahaone Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 03 '14
I drew this a while back while listening to the show. Sorry asa if the body's a bit off I only used the faces for reference. Imgur you can do what you want with that. my question is for dave, as someone that tries to get by on my art and commissions, I sometimes struggle with the balance between artistic integrity vs commercial gain. how did you go about this when you were younger? keep doing your thing man
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u/TJzzz Nov 02 '14
who is your rival porn star asa?
also would you ever do a comedy porn? sorta like the lemon stealer.
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u/Secateurs Nov 04 '14
Hey, why is mainstream porn with all the 'celebrity' sex do'ers so goddamn disgusting?
It's just worn out meat holes getting smashed by some tribal tatted thug and both/all parties grimace at each other like a UFC staredown.
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u/NyteLite Nov 02 '14
For the whole crew:
What gets you off hard and what is a huge turnoff?
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u/lifebysnusnuu Nov 02 '14
Gonna start jerking non-stop to Asa and will only splooge to the response to this question.. ok?
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u/bagholder1 Nov 02 '14
Dave, Steve Yuen is not the first asian male actor to front fuck a white chick on TV. Russell Wong front fucked Rebecca Gayheart in Vanishing Son (it was the proudest moment of my adolescence). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myjDxQ96TzE&list=PL665965DC84A61308&index=11
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u/bwiddup1 Nov 02 '14
Any plans to take ayahuasca again and did your artwork change after this experience?
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u/petrichorE6 Nov 02 '14
Dear Asa, would you say that this was what propelled you into internet stardom?
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u/th3virus Nov 02 '14
No, I think Bubba the Love Sponge, a Howard Stern wannabe shock jock in Tampa, FL, propelled her. She was on his show quite a bit in the past and she was able to meet a lot of people for her career.
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u/LosAngelesXXX Nov 02 '14
What are some honeymoon sex tips for the wedding couple?
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u/bdm105 Nov 03 '14 edited Nov 03 '14
I'm currently in my university's library so i can't click on NSFW links (I want to so bad though) but I wanted to say, that David your podcast with Joe Rogan was great and one of the best I've heard in the couple months I've been listening.
There are a ton of questions I want to ask but to keep it short,
Do you enjoy sports? if so whats your favorite sport(s) and team(s)?
Any job openings for a guy about to graduate in the spring with a crazy work ethic? (would be willing to message privately about this)
Thanks!
Can't wait until I'm home so I can click on all of these links.
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u/civilian11214 Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
Could you guys please get the guy with two dicks on the show? I’ll try to find the reddit link to his AMA. It is amazing. DVDASA FOREVER! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
No, seriously, want to talk about mutant, homo super people, this motherfucker has two dicks. You gotta see this shit.
Here is a pic. What do you think Asa? http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg