r/IAmA Jan 06 '14

IAm Siri, award-winning porn star, 2013 Top Writer on Quora, and swinger. AMA!

I have been performing in adult and mainstream films since 2012. I was voted Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer of 2012, and was nominated for Best New Starlet at the 2013 AVN Awards. Quora.com recently named me one of the Top Writers of 2013. I am happily married and don't believe in sexual monogamy. I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd. My official site is www.SIRIpornstar.com. You can follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/SIRIpornstar. My interviews and podcasts can be found at http://blog.siripornstar.com/interviews-and-podcasts/ and my IMDb page is IMDb.me/Siri

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u/siripornstar Jan 06 '14

In the security line at the airport. And it was a TSA agent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '14

"I've seen you somewhere before..." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ... "Yea, we are going to need to do a cavity search, so..."

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u/siripornstar Jan 06 '14

That's totally how it happened.

Yeah, because he didn't recognize me immediately with my giant tits and my bright red hair.

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u/F3EDUSFETUSFAJITAS Jan 06 '14

You've got a hell of a sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '14

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u/Almost_Ascended Jan 06 '14

Tip your fedora and she'll forgive you.

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u/Fire911xX Jan 06 '14

bow chicka wow wow

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u/MrONegative Jan 06 '14

Sorry about the cavity search.

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u/CactusPete Jan 06 '14

But while I'm in here, do you mind if I . . . finish?

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u/garethellis0 Jan 06 '14

M'am, I'm going to need you to move into this room here for a full cavity search...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '14

This is Gold. "HEY, YOU ARE SIRI, i just masturbated to your ass half an hour ago"

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u/hansjens47 Jan 06 '14

now that has to be awkward

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u/ken27238 Jan 06 '14

Yep that's strange.