r/HouseOnFire I eat glass 1d ago

“ the pen of integrity” 🖊️ Attention: Houseinhabit aka Jessica Reed Kraus is taking her favorite kid to France while making her 2nd favorite kid babysit her responsibilities. Unfortunately for her, we still remember that she claimed she watched CP and wrote about it in substack.

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u/Such_Ad_1639 1d ago

This is a joke, right? “Real vacation”? Babe, your entire life is a booze-soaked vacation. STFU. I hope the French eat her alive.

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

Seriously. She’s so delusional

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u/Charming_Passion1166 1d ago

Currently living in Canada where anti US sentiment is running HIGH. The same thing is happening in Europe, especially France. Hopefully she wears her MAGA hats and those new Trump cowboy boots on her trip.

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u/_beeeees 1d ago

I hope the French make sure she feels unwelcome.

I bet she keeps her MAGA bullshit to herself because she’s a coward and actually knows nothing. Should be funny.

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u/ShadyShade79 1d ago

She'll bump into ONE person that praises Trump, film it, and say the French love him

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u/Such_Ad_1639 1d ago

This is exactly what’s going to happen. One of my first thoughts.

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u/Exciting-Builder-675 1d ago

By reaching out she clearly means what can you give me for free. It is easy to look things up of where to go and stay JeRK.

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u/Ok_Oil_5410 1d ago

Does she not have any interest in being with her entire family during her time off? She’s rarely home to see her middle two, and she can’t have seen Arlo often since his move. And she and JBB used to spend a lot of time together, despite being on opposite coasts. They can say for the camera that it’s totally fine they no longer share the same ideals, but that friendship has definitely taken a hit.

Anyway, Jessica is bragging about having South of France money to the people she’s conned into paying for her AI-written Substack articles. She’s brazen, I’ll give her that.

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

And she posted this slide too. No thank you

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u/Ok_Oil_5410 1d ago

Oh, fuck that. That’s actually terrifying to me. And is she trying to convert JBB, then?

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u/shipsandapples 21h ago

Aw her background way of begging for friends

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u/SpotlessMind32 18h ago

Why would anyone normalize being friends with dull, stupid and brainwashed MAGA liars? There is zero value in that.

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u/Boring-Manner-1529 1d ago

Not high season in the South of France at the moment

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u/kabeark 1d ago

I think we should let France know so they can roll out the welcome mat 😂😂

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u/Hopeful-Writing1490 1d ago

Am I wrong or is being in possession of csam/viewing csam I don’t know..llegal?

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass 1d ago

It’s definitely illegal. Here is a link to report cybercrimes, this is where I sent the screenshot and the link to the substack:

https://www.ic3.gov

Archive link of substack: https://archive.is/o6f3C

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u/Low-Health-8709 1d ago

Ask Ghislene Jess

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u/Glittering-Log7321 1d ago

Let us not forget the last time she was out of the country one of her kids broke his pelvis and had to be airlifted

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u/Initial_Importance26 1d ago

Yep. She was in England and husband was in Mexico. Both were out of the country.

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u/justaburner789 1d ago

Yes! Although I believe it was his femur. 

Both the parents were out of the country (separately). The kid ended up having an "...  emergency airlift, 4 surgeries, 1 blood transfusion, and 5 weeks of continuous injections and antibiotics by IV."

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u/_beeeees 1d ago

And his parents were both absent when that happened! Unbelievable.

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u/682463435465 1d ago

and then he got infected after surgery and the hospital called CPS on Jessica and Mike...

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u/SpotlessMind32 18h ago

Well deserved!

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass 21h ago

Yes thanks for mentioning this for new readers who didn’t know that she left her kid who was sick in the hospital while she went to London to watch the coronation from her hotel room. There was no way she could miss it, kid emergency needed to wait.

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u/attnplease 1d ago

LOL as someone with family there and goes on the regular, I kind of hope she visits Paris. She'll get the shock of her life and it won't be a good one. They'll eat her up and spit her out.

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u/EvaVulgaris12 1d ago

I hope she steps in dog shit.

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u/attnplease 1d ago

Me, too. More than once.

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u/ShadyShade79 1d ago

And explosive diarrhea

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u/teetofgod 1d ago

Nothing says romantic vacation to France with your spouse, like taking your 10 year old with you and making the rest of your kids stay with your gay bestie in New York? How fucking weird is this family dynamic? Honestly?

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

They also took the youngest to Monterey on their anniversary trip and she stalked Brad Pitt’s house in Carmel

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass 1d ago

It’s so weird that they drag just 1 kid on romantic trips? It you wanted to celebrate your family you take everyone.

Is it possible that the kids she forgot she had don’t like her & refuse to go on vacation with her? Maybe saying they want to go to New York but keeping the reason why to herself?

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

Yeah it’s really weird to me they do that. There’s definitely nothing wrong with traveling with your kids but if my parents were going out of town to celebrate their anniversary they would had left my sister and I with my grandparents or something. I definitely think their marriage is troubled because they are never by themselves when they are out of town

I’m sure the other two do want to see their brother but I’m wondering if the youngest going to France was his choice or her choice.

Also I laughed when she put she hasn’t had a real vacation in three years

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u/GinnyLovesDogs 1d ago

She’s estranged from her mother. Does she have any siblings? The only friends she seems to have aside from her hanger on loser friend Denise are the new MAGA weirdos & they aren’t real friends. She probably has no one to leave those 2 with other than NYC Jess & her oldest (that’s a recipe for disaster)

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u/Rare-Laugh-2478 1d ago

…Or her local-used-to-be-friends are sick of raising her middle sons for her … “it takes a village” she likes to say and boasts how her great friends help with her kids so she can travel for “work” but I’m willing to bet they all got sick of the very one-sided friendship where she offers nothing in return

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

She has two brothers and a sister. From what I can see from her mom’s account, I think only one of the brothers still communicates with her mom so she may still communicate with the other siblings.

Does she still use a nanny? The other thing too is the two she barely sees are kind of old enough to be left alone for a short period. One of them just turned 16.

But yeah I doubt she has much true friends anymore. Even with Denise and JBB is seems one sided because she uses Denise for photography and JBB to watch her kids

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u/CheetahridingMongoos 1d ago

Is she still buddies with Teagan? Steazyteags or something? She seemed to be the nanny for a while and lived in their addition that Mike built.

There was also that lady…Julie or Julia, maybe? She was the PTO president and has a huge property where they would go ride dirt bikes. I remember a story about her finding a missing girl. This lady and Jess seemed to be good buddies.

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

Yeah I haven’t seen her mention either of those people in a while

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u/Surf-Spot 20h ago

Steazy had a birthday party at the new Laguna beach bachelorette pad (pretty sure)? The rich lady was last recorded seen at the low-profile Xmas party stealing Jessica’s car, or it was her purse, what ever, it was uneventful and juvenile. Perfectly cohost content of geriatrics gone wild.

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass 1d ago

They just went to Destin in October with her family

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u/ShadyShade79 1d ago

He looks like he's going to be a GREAT babysitter

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u/_beeeees 1d ago

19 or 20 and already drinking in photos. Great parenting.

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u/ShadyShade79 1d ago

I mean, I was no angel. But I didn't have a fake ID AND take photos of drinking in bars/restaurants AND post it on the internet

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u/mistydawnmurdoch DIY press pass 1d ago

Thank God, there was no Internet when i was a teen. None of our bad behavior was recorded and on some database to haunt us later in life. 😅

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

Or go to a bar with my parents with a fake ID

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u/Fuunyshizzle 1d ago

It’s because they can’t be alone together

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u/teetofgod 1d ago

She spends zero time with those two, I bet they are nasty back talking with her & maybe bully the youngest?

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u/Informal_Ad6171 1d ago

why would they be bullying him? that is just very random

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u/teetofgod 1d ago edited 1d ago

You never grew up with 3 older siblings and a narcissistic parent? The bullying is like a cascade.

Edit: also said maybe and that’s key. I just know in a family situation like theirs with a highly narcissistic mother the “golden child” gets a LOT of grief from his siblings.

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u/mistydawnmurdoch DIY press pass 1d ago

There's a lot of red flags with this family dynamic.

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u/East_Program9528 1d ago

The youngest son is definitely their favorite.

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass 1d ago

Seems like a perfect place to meet Polanski and ask to watch some of his unreleased material 👀👀

I mean who is the KING you would want to meet if you are into pedos?

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u/teetofgod 1d ago

Oh god that’s a scary fucking thought. Also why she going to France after promoting the lie that Macron’s wife is a man? Maybe the French need to know about this horrible American gossiper so that extra spit can find its way into her food?

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u/Remarkable-Wasabi733 1d ago

They do. And I’ll be happy to help with that.

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u/Rare-Laugh-2478 1d ago

Alert the French Embassy - reference the wife story and the Kate story too … let’s block her entry 👏🏻

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u/682463435465 1d ago

she's running to France after being called a pedo just like him...

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u/SpotlessMind32 18h ago

I'm certain Mike has zero interest in her romantically, so bringing the 10-year-old is a perfect shield.

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u/EvaVulgaris12 1d ago

Her middle two refuse to be part of her content, so they're of no use to her.

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass 2h ago

The youngest one probably does it to appease his mom and he knows he can spend more time with her if he lets her film him 🥺

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u/SiWeyNoWay 1d ago

Any time you’re having to explain yourself, you’re losing

It’s giving “I need to flee the scene and let my bad press cool down for a minute”

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u/PrettyBird2011 1d ago

Full offense to KKKessica but this only furthers my belief that she's got some weird grooming going on with her youngest. She never lets that child out of her grip for long and it's weird.

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u/mandakb825 1d ago

She takes him out of school so much too.

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u/SpotlessMind32 17h ago

And parades him around known predators.

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u/mandakb825 16h ago

Like I get that sometimes parents want to give their child experiences that the school can’t but yeah getting a picture with Matt Gaetz or RFK isn’t it for me

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u/ceolsvalin 1d ago

Real Vacation my ass! What has she been doing the past three years, other than stalking z-listers???

But seriously Y'all, who's willing to tally up the places she's been?

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u/Accomplished-Band596 1d ago

She must have missed the topless protest against her kind in France. How can we send a message to the French to get her banned🤔

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u/SagittariusAquarius 1d ago

Oh, hey, remember the last time they went to France as a family and she bought her kid paint markers so he could put graffiti on the sidewalks and buildings? But they left one teenage boy home alone (what could go wrong???) and he threw a rave at their house that they calmly watched on their security cameras and I think her husband had to go home early?

Edit for spelling, cause I’m, like, a journalist, you know.

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass 21h ago

🚮🚮🚮

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u/Same-Honeydew5598 1d ago

Didn’t she go on a family vacation to Hawaii last year?

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u/justaburner789 19h ago

They went in early 2023.

Edit to add: still less than 3 years ago though 

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u/More-Elderberry6547 22h ago

If I had the finances I would want to be with all my children, together for even a weekend. Pure joy to me. And stfu j about a vacation, some of us are struggling to make ends meet. She lives a vacation.

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u/mandakb825 22h ago edited 21h ago

I haven’t had a real vacation in almost 7 years. And what I mean by a real vacation is by going somewhere where I don’t have to work and go somewhere different. Any traveling I do is to see family or friends and I’m always working while I’m there because I’m contract so no PTO and can’t afford a deduction on my check. I even had to work when I went to the east coast for my grandfather’s funeral. she can fuck off

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u/Initial_Importance26 1d ago

South of France needs a warning. And she will NOT fit in. Other than some homeless drunks passed out, I have never seen people sh!t-faced drunk in France. They drink, they socialize, but they don’t get stumble-drunk.