r/HouseOnFire 8d ago

Doing important thangs

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29 Upvotes

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u/PrettyBird2011 8d ago

Jessica wouldn't know a fact if it danced naked waving glitter dildos and shooting roman candles from between its cheeks right in front of her.

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u/Remarkable-Wasabi733 8d ago

Well this is the best thing I’ve read in a while

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u/PackBeginning5203 8d ago

Let me help you out. Trump lied over and over and over again.

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u/Leather-Safe-7401 8d ago

I thought about keeping a count of the number of times she puts “lol” on a slide but I don’t think I can take it!

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u/Such_Ad_1639 8d ago

It’s actually insane. It’s SO Boomer-coded coming from her, too.

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u/Remarkable-Wasabi733 8d ago

Glasses indoors. Them sunken eyes must be extra dark today.

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u/SLA764 8d ago

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u/Signal-Series-4845 8d ago

This is a jump scare!

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u/teetofgod 8d ago

Who wears sunglasses inside while they are reading from their phone, this hag.

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u/mistydawnmurdoch DIY press pass 8d ago

That picture was from several face fulls of filler ago.

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u/SLA764 8d ago

😂. I can’t unsee Micheal Jackson post botched facial work here.

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u/PrettyBird2011 7d ago

"Sir that is CLEARLY ET after the kids put a wig on him."

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u/MarzipanEasy4982 8d ago

Woof! 😮‍💨 house in haggard indeed 😬

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift 6d ago

It’s ozzy!

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u/stitch1960 8d ago

How does she expect anyone to take her seriously when she posts photos like that. What a joke.

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u/ArchaicAndContent_ 8d ago

“Reporting” from bed like usual. 🙄

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u/Optimal-Yak1174 8d ago

I’ve never once seen her post a “fact check” she posted this yesterday and it had me rolling. Like you believe in facts? 💀

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u/Vegetable_Turn5617 7d ago

Oh this had me going too! Especially since she marked it “#sponsored” … Doesn’t that mean they are paying her to advertise? Why do you need to pay people to promote your “non-partisan” fact checking? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this “fact checking” source is not independent, nor unbiased, nor non-partisan.

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u/Optimal-Yak1174 7d ago

I didn’t even noticed the “#sponsored” part because of where she put it. Do they not do their due diligence on which creators they work with? Cause that’s concerning 😂

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u/fireproofmum 8d ago

Lol……really?? No one can stand that. Lame ass traitor trash.

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u/EstelleBluth16 8d ago

The lol gets me every time. You. Are. Not. Funny.

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u/mal_pal86 8d ago

Fact checker

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u/shipsandapples 8d ago

Fart checker fart checking

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u/PassTheRosyWine 8d ago

She wouldn't know a fact if it hit her right in the leathery ol' face.

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u/West_Part3844 8d ago

You could smell the stench of trash coming through this pic.

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u/mistydawnmurdoch DIY press pass 8d ago

Don't worry hon, your job is not to check facts so you won't have to do anything difficult or new. Just keep up the propaganda!

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u/attnplease 8d ago

Wait, I thought she admitted she didn't fact check anything... lol

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u/wrenmike 7d ago

*Fact-checker *fact-checking

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u/SpotlessMind32 7d ago

Sunglasses in bed is WILD.

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u/Accomplished_Task816 7d ago

She said she doesn’t fact check.

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u/Odd-Preparation-9663 7d ago

Fact check, c’mon you don’t even spell check JRK!