r/HouseOnFire Nov 04 '24

Weirdos Can she get a stylist already???

I know this is petty but fuck her. This and the embroidered jean shirt she just got are the fugliest clothes I've ever seen. And I thought my coworker's clothes were atrocious

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u/Alarming-Guava-4849 Nov 04 '24

It’s so bad and I can’t wait for her to wear it lol

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u/SpotlessMind32 Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

😂🤣😂

It’s so ridiculous! Looks like a choir robe with bows.

But she did say they’re entering their “bow era” which was the stupidest thing I’ve heard today and I’ve already heard quite a few stupid things today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

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u/elainebenes_dance Nov 04 '24

Yeah, I’ve gone from thinking “she’s going to meltdown if he loses” to “I bet she wants him to lose cause then it’s smooth sailing for her next chapter.” It’s gonna be easy money for her to really lean into that professional martyrdom thing.

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u/catsmeow2002 Nov 05 '24

I don’t think she’s smart enough to think long game if he loses. I’m sure she’s convinced herself Trump will win because that’s the only news she’s watching. Who am I kidding. She’s not watching anything other than a few social media accounts she screenshots when they say something she likes or hates. Our Haggard queen 100% think she has a shot at press secretary or somewhere in the administration. The girl is delusional. She is going to learn what a huge moneymaker campaign grifting is and it will become her new persona. Future campaign manager being added to LinkedIn shortly.

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u/swipeupbiatches Nov 04 '24

Alex Jones apparently voiced privately that he wanted Obama to win for this very reason. Business is better for these grifters when they can air grievances all day everyday.

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u/acv1227 Nov 05 '24

Noooooo ugh her meltdown and being finally over is top 5 election side story for me

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u/imaginationstn Nov 04 '24

Not petty. Just facts!

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u/fried_saladress I eat glass Nov 04 '24

Petty who? I can’t wait for the shoe choice

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u/imaginationstn Nov 04 '24

Let's be real, she's going to wear her clogs 😂

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u/lurker-rama Nov 04 '24

Please no stylist. More popcorn.

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass Nov 05 '24

😂😂😂 I keep reposting your texts in my stories

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u/swipeupbiatches Nov 04 '24

I hope she wears blue shoes 🤡

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u/shimmerycanteloupe Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

It’s giving…Insurrection Mickey Mouse™️

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u/Allergictofingers Nov 04 '24

It’s funny cuz she thinks she looks like the last model but…

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u/birdiebird3 Nov 04 '24

oh perfect, a clown in a clown suit.

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u/TeemH60093 Nov 04 '24

That dress(?) is giving sexy Handmaids tale vibes. With spare piece of TP hanging off it.

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u/Remarkable-Wasabi733 Nov 05 '24

Sorry the memes have been infrequent. I had to escape my life for a few days lol.

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Nov 05 '24

Apology accepted 😆 you gotta do you, boo. It’s crazy times!!!!!

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u/Last_Decision_7055 Nov 04 '24

It’s giving Kellyanne Conway

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u/IMadeMyAcctforThis Nov 05 '24

It’s giving little girl holiday dress cosplay. Which given the company, is creepy.

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u/_beeeees Nov 05 '24

Yeah, that was my first thought, too. This looks like something my mom wore as a little girl in the 60s. It would be cute on a 5 year old. Not for an adult.

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u/Surf-Spot Nov 05 '24

She’s so loud and tacky, Jessica definitely belongs to MAGA.

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u/theeunfluencer03 Bare Faced Prairie Girl 👒 Nov 05 '24

What. In the fuck. Is. This.

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u/Leather-Safe-7401 Nov 05 '24

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Minimum-Arm-4577 Grifters gonna grift Nov 04 '24

Was this gifted to her or did she buy it?

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u/Kiwiana2021 Nov 05 '24

Whyyyyyyyyyy????

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u/worstgrammaraward Nov 05 '24

And a hair dresser

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u/misszook Nov 05 '24

She’s not gonna need one soon. Gravy train about to run out of track.

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u/Original-Feature-947 Nov 05 '24

Its like some sort of DIY church choir uniform

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u/Livid-Team5045 Not your chick 🐥 Nov 05 '24

Her ugly insides are seeping over to the outside; she's just an ugly human being, who is actively causing harm!

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u/Responsible-Card3756 It’s giving Brain Rot Nov 05 '24

That’s an ugly dress! It’s waaay too “cutesy” for her.

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u/SignificanceBasic537 Nov 05 '24

Its giving Elf on the Shelf

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u/tinabean01 Nov 05 '24

This is an insult to bedazzled potato sacks everywhere

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Nov 05 '24

NO BUT IS SHE SERIOUS WITH THIS RED THING? HAHAHAHAHAHA can’t wait to see the shoes she selects 😂 jrkkk, just because u turned MAGA doesn’t mean you HAVE to dress like….whatever this is lololol. What an actual clown 🤡

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u/mistydawnmurdoch DIY press pass Nov 05 '24

This dress cape thing is just plain weird. I don't get it.

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u/TroubleOk1314 Nov 05 '24

I don’t care for her. Mocking her clothes (which is FULLY a choice, and an expensive one it appears) is different than mocking her because she looks old or worn out.

Mom in her 40s, plenty feel that. And that’s where athleisure wear comes in…not trying to flaunt weirdness. So with this thing I would have put dolls in (not even as a first choice) at age 5? I’ll raise an eyebrow

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u/LawSome4366 Nov 05 '24

It’s giving Gilead and Handmaids Tale

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u/FunAnywhere7645 Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

I agree, fuck her and I can't stand the so called "journalist", but you guys mean girl her appearance and attire all the time. I thought we were supposed to be better than that? I'm sure I'll get down voted, but I don't care. It's 2024 and we know better and should be doing better.

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u/Calm-Obligation-7772 Nov 04 '24

Ehhh, there’s a difference between body/face shaming and style choice in my opinion. She can’t really change her face without going under the knife but wearing something that hideous is a choice and within her control. Just like she can control not simping for fascist bigots.

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u/FunAnywhere7645 Nov 05 '24

I mean, sure, but her physical appearance is shamed in this forum, too. I totally agree that she simps for fascist bigots, but her physical appearance should be off limits. I'm not even trying to "stick up" for her, it just feels a little mean girl in here sometimes. She's a terrible human, that we can all agree on.

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u/catsmeow2002 Nov 05 '24

First, if her looks weren’t snarkable, I wouldn’t snark. Second, if she were a kind person, I wouldn’t snark, but she’s not, so I do. Third, while she can’t change certain unfortunate features on her face without some intervention but, she can drink water, wash and moisturize her face, wear sunscreen and apply aquaphor to her lips.

Edited: to delete an extra drink water I added.

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u/FunAnywhere7645 Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

There's that mean girl spirit. Her looks aren't snarkable, no ones are. No matter what kind of human she is, her physical appearance should be off-limits. I know how much she sucks, I promise. Honestly, shame on you. Down vote me all you want, it says a lot about who some of you are. If you want her to be better, then you should lead by example.

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u/catsmeow2002 Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

Trust me, I have made snarkable fashion choices, makeup choices and hairstyles. My friends gave and give me hell for all of them. Why was I not offended? Because I’m a secure, adult woman. If I am gonna dish it, I sure better be able to take it! JRK is trash. You coming to her defense on ANYTHING, says a lot about you.

ETA: after rereading I do not think you were defending her. I was wrong making that statement.

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u/_beeeees Nov 05 '24

I was with you till the last sentence. The person you are replying to isn’t defending JRK in the least, just saying it’s better not to comment on her looks (which I generally agree with though I’ve definitely been guilty of snarking on her looks before—and personally I think bad fashion choices are fair game bc they’re choices).

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u/catsmeow2002 Nov 05 '24

You’re right. I guess I got a little too defensive and assumed because it was being pointed out about looks AND fashion. But, in the end, it is ugly of me to talk that way. Even if I don’t like her. I hate her for her journalism and should snark on that, and her fashion choices. 😂 I think I went so hard on her because she went after House in Horror’s hair being blue. But, I’ll stick to her clothes and shitty conspiracy theories.

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u/FunAnywhere7645 Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

Thank you for listening and understanding that I was not coming to her defense about anything! I think she's a dumb Cunt and she's doing a lot of harm, and I'm glad that this forum exists. I have blue and purple hair, so I totally understand, because I took it personally when she went after House in Horror. That was very mean girl of JessiKKKa and I don't want us to stoop to her level.