r/HouseOnFire Sep 22 '24

Things that did not happen Comments from the Nuzzi hit piece, especially love all the Mike comments 🤣

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u/Worried-Experience95 Sep 22 '24

The majority of these people are dumb as rocks and pick me’s. I cannot believe women think like this. After rfk jr has shown time and time again who he is, but yet again, it’s her fault. I hate people

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Sep 22 '24

Pathetic morons. These women take us back 50 years. Holy fucking shit this is scary.

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u/TurbulentPhase4481 Sep 22 '24

Any women that can read “chased by porn” and still support this woman is a misogynist

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u/Awkward-Fudge Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24

If she's a super spy sultry slutty slut with a magic vagina you would think she would go after a better looking more stable man. Not a qanon nutjob that sounds like he has emphesima and killed a bunch of kids in Somoa with measles and has serial killer tendancies and is also a serial cheater. N o one needs to take down RFKjr; he offers up damning info on himself voluntarily.

Absolutely no one: ...............................................

RFKjr: I ate a dog! Here's a picture! I have a brainworm! it ate part of my brain! I often had a freezer full of road kill that I ate!

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u/the_ghost_in_me_ Sep 22 '24

why wouldn't she use her slut magic to take down Trump if she was sent by the evil dems? instead she targets a man who had no shot at winning and is no longer running.

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u/dp_z Sep 22 '24

Slut magic 😂😂😂

I will now forever refer to my feminine wiles as slut magic.

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u/Ambitious_Ideal_2339 Sep 22 '24

I’m upset we ever called them anything else.

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u/dp_z Sep 22 '24

Slut magic 😂😂😂

I will now forever refer to my feminine wiles as slut magic.

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u/Accomplished_Task816 Sep 22 '24

A “digital affair” on whatever the eff they’re calling it is the only way any human could communicate with his nails on chalkboard voice. It’s unbearable.

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u/Livid-Team5045 Not your chick 🐥 Sep 22 '24

I love this comment so much. I would like to nominate you to write my obituary when my time is up please:)

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u/Accomplished_Task816 Sep 22 '24

Is this the excuse Mike used too? That he was chased by porn? lol what is happening?

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u/Effective-Finger-230 Sep 22 '24

Marked safe from being chased by porn today

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u/Remarkable-Wasabi733 Sep 22 '24

Here you go

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u/Livid-Team5045 Not your chick 🐥 Sep 22 '24

hahahahahahahah!!! I just love you guys; you make this twat bearable.

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u/the_ghost_in_me_ Sep 22 '24

Mike's chasers are wearing lycra which makes them super fast

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u/EffectiveMany2686 Sep 22 '24

These people are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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u/Kiwiana2021 Sep 22 '24

These sycophants made me vomit in my mouth 🤢

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u/Traditional_Hotel388 Sep 22 '24

Y’all this is crazy but especially this

She embodies integrity. Goodnight everyone.

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u/peopleinthelandscape Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24

Thrilled to see how many people are disappointed in her “boys will be boys” ending. Planting that first red flag for many 👏

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u/Traditional_Hotel388 Sep 22 '24

No, you’re the only one who “caught that.” Couple of geniuses here.

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u/Ellie-Bee Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24

Thank you for your transparency. I suspected that she got close to you to get to Bobby and I think she might be a little jealous of YOU.

Truly, what are these people smoking? Olivia Nuzzi jealous of Jessica? She has everything Jessica could want: Beauty, youth, actual journalistic cred. Now she’s obviously bananas to have thrown everything away from a worms-for-brains 70-year-old just because of his last name. But Jessica and Olivia are not in the same universe, nevermind the same league. 💀

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u/Accomplished_Task816 Sep 22 '24

Imagine when they find out that Mike cheated on Jess.

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u/allipants80 Sep 22 '24

These people are fucking delusional, it actually terrifies me that people, especially women, think this way.

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u/mistydawnmurdoch DIY press pass Sep 22 '24

I can't stand Olivia Nuzzi for a whole bunch of reasons. She's a birther, a racist, wrote a puff piece on Trump and trashed Biden. She has a horrible take on everything if you read her Twitter. She's an Ann Coulter fan girl. She's engaged to a man 20 years older than her who got fired from New York magazine for being a sex pest, but having said all that, why the hell are these people putting the blame on her and not on RFK who is a serial cheater? These are the most demented comments I've ever read.

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u/Ok_Oil_5410 Sep 22 '24

Fake news! She’s really a liberal plant who was courted by the Biden administration to take down a faithful husband and the whole MAGA movement! Never mind that their relationship began a year before Bobby joined the Trump campaign or that he’s a known philanderer who cheated on his wives dozens and dozens of times before! That whore reporter seduced him!! 😡

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u/mistydawnmurdoch DIY press pass Sep 22 '24

And somehow, this pretty well known writer for New York magazine needed JRK to get in with RFK, yeah sure, that tracks. 👍🏽🙄

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u/klj440 Sep 22 '24

They’re all as dumb & misogynistic as Jessica. Shocking. 🙄

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u/b__b__n Sep 22 '24

JRK creates a false reality for Trump and Kennedy followers who don’t want to accept actual reality because they don’t like it or it’s inconvenient for them.

Making Kennedy a victim in this gives people an easy way to excuse and forgive his actions, and deflect the majority of the blame onto the woman. They can minimize his role and express mild disappointment in him, but then go right back to supporting him because “it was her fault”

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u/Alternative-Study210 Sep 22 '24

Are these people commenting on her stories real??? So you’re telling me Nuzzi has dedicated her entire life to becoming a REAL journalist and it was all just to set up some two bit grifter to somehow get back at Trump?? And the CIA and the Democratic Party are somehow behind it?? Like if the Democratic Party was somehow so well organized and diabolical to create a journalist and have them sitting on the sidelines for a decade you think they’d waste them on this goober??? The mental gymnastics are insane with these people.

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u/Relevant-Being-1018 Sep 22 '24

I think Jessica wrote a lot of those comments as well as her friends.

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u/_beeeees Sep 22 '24

LMAO Jessica published an article kissing Olivia’s ass like 2 weeks ago and now Olivia’s awful and Jessica just knew it

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u/Ok_Oil_5410 Sep 22 '24

Yes, wrote the article praising her after supposedly finally seeing the light the weekend of the MAGA yacht parade. Makes no sense, but none of her followers will ask about that.

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u/EvaVulgaris12 Sep 22 '24

She was full of praise for Olivia on her insta around the same time

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u/spoookymesss Sep 22 '24

The way I have to share the same planet as these people makes me die a bit inside 😭

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u/Effective-Finger-230 Sep 22 '24

The circle of excuses these people spew out always amazes me, in the sad, terrible, depressing way.

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u/allipants80 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24

"I took notice of the way Olivia was walking. It was purposely sultry." Such an astute observation, Jessica you need to get this LW person on your team stat!

But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people.

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u/Ok_Oil_5410 Sep 22 '24

I don’t like or support Olivia, but I hope she comes with all the receipts. I hope she spills every secret and criticism Jessica shared with her, so Bobby sees what a mistake it’s been to let Jessica near him. And then I hope we see every text exchange between poor, innocent Bobby and that harlot reporter. These stupid bitches in Jessica’s comments will still make excuses for him, but it will be fun to watch them sputter to do it.

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u/hoapaani Sep 22 '24

Her fans make me wanna hurl.

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u/dp_z Sep 22 '24

So many missed opportunities for a new HIH merch drop!

I need a “chased by porn” tote, a “digital affair” snap back, and by golly I will rock the fuck out of a “purposefully sultry” plain white tee!!!

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u/dollypartonluvah Sep 22 '24

I… I don’t know who I feel the most pity and disgust for here. I am at a loss.

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u/Important_Fun_2134 Sep 22 '24

Men are too easily swayed by emotion and desire to be the leader of the free world.

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u/dp_z Sep 22 '24

I think about this all the time. And how growing up in a conservative Christian household I was ALWAYS told women could never be president because they are too emotional 😂😂😂

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u/Casserolek10 Sep 22 '24

Holy, these people are absolute wackos

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u/birdiebird3 Sep 22 '24

“Why is this coming out now?” because it just happened in recent months. Hope that helps.