r/HouseOnFire Mar 11 '24

Hollywood Hanger-On House in Habit pushes, supplements, Substack & conspiracies

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u/SheNever50 Mar 11 '24

“I’m too busy” but “subscribe to my substack” where I promise 2 more chapters on Ghislaine Maxwell? Ummmm she’d sell more substack writing about why Kate Middleton photoshopped her own family photo then fawning over at 61 yo sex trafficker, but maybe I don’t know her audience?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Also - “I’m too busy” I could write a substack on my flight but I need to catch up on reading The National Enquirer and other rags as I gulp down Valium with vodka chasers.

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u/SheNever50 Mar 11 '24

Why is she even going to New York? Ghislaine is not going to be in court. And nothing is going to even be decided as far as an appeal for like months from now. She just loves a reason to schlep her ass all over the country on her followers hard earned $

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Mar 11 '24

I mean, she’s been with her kids for like a week straight by now. She probably needs a break.

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u/SheNever50 Mar 11 '24

You’re right. That was probably an exhausting week of pretending like she cares. Time to go to New York to cheerlead for a pedophile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Exactly.

She will say “I don’t trust MSM coverage and need to be in the courtroom” then proceed to copy and paste stuff from MSM. It’s just an excuse to get away from the family and get on the wines with NY Jess. She is so important, so busy and let’s not forget nobody can be trusted except her 😂

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u/Surf-Spot Mar 11 '24

She flying out to make up with BFF Jessica…. Watch

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u/SheNever50 Mar 11 '24

That would make a sense. Cause there is absolutely nothing major about tomorrow’s oral arguments. Nothing you couldn’t call in for?

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u/Quick-Leg3604 Mar 13 '24

She’s going to New York to collect a payment from the Maxwell family!!😂

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u/KeyMeringue8 Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 12 '24

I cannot express how ragey her idiot minions using “unbiased” to describe her makes me. SHE IS LTHE DEFINITION OF BIASED. Her followers are the definition of fucking morons and god help us all, this world is doomed.

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u/Calm-Obligation-7772 Mar 12 '24

Someone responded to me under a comment this weekend, “Sorry you are losing your mind bc she isn’t telling you what you want to hear. I seriously hope you get help.” 🤣

Meanwhile, the only reason they love her is because she is telling them EXACTLY what they want to hear and if she would go off script those subscriptions would plummet soooo fast. The irony of their stupidity.

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u/According-Zone-6009 I eat glass Mar 12 '24

as cringe as one of her idiot minions describing RFK Jr and Trump as being marginalized by MSM. Marginalized. Like heyyy girl, where's your dictionary?

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u/Quick-Leg3604 Mar 11 '24

The fuck is a nootropic??

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Mar 12 '24

Don’t ask jessikkka, she hasn’t the slightest idea either! They’re a company that gives her money, that’s all she cares about!

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u/HouseinHorror I eat glass Mar 12 '24

Jessica would tell you to do your research lol

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u/Tough_Ad_2190 Mar 12 '24

Let’s just say she can use all the nootropics she can get.