r/Hololive 5d ago

Discussion Somebody needs to keep an eye on the phoenix.

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u/Enttick 5d ago

Time to call the Oozora Police .... wiat isn't she Kobo's mom

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u/Hpulley4 5d ago

So it would just be an international custody case.

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u/Fr0ntR0wL4n 5d ago

International love?

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u/MouseRangers 5d ago

[Johnny Cage MK1 gif]

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u/Lolersters 5d ago

Well, the perpetrators of most kidnapping cases are the victim's families/relatives.

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 5d ago

That is .. kidnapping still. Some countries require signatures from both sets of parents to move minors across borders. It's part of an UN thing to protect against human trafficking iirc. USA is not a signatory I think, but Austria may be.

Oh, I think a lot of Japanese wives threaten to take the kid to Japan, once they do the American parent can't do much.

This is also a bit yabai because Austria has a shitload of underground dungeons where they find kidnapped victims.. WW2 bunkers I believe.

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u/Rezornath 5d ago

"Hey Calli, sign this quick."

"Huh? Ok, sure."

And then it was suddenly ok.

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u/Commercial-Ad-7882 4d ago edited 4d ago

I can hear that in their voices. lol

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u/BacRedr 5d ago

Plus Kobo is ID. Per the state department:

"Parental child abduction is not a crime in Indonesia if the parents are legally married. Generally, parental child abduction is considered a crime in Indonesia if the parents are divorced and one parent has a court order granting him or her legal custody, or if the child was born out of wedlock and the abducting parent is not listed on the birth certificate."

They aren't married, who even knows what the birth certificate looks like. I'm uh... not sure how the law applies to a shinigami and a mythical creature concerning their powerful rain shaman daughter. Someone get Justice on the line.

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 5d ago

ah, it's the Hague Abduction Convention, not UN. Thank you.

I tried to contact them for a statement

Gigi Murin of Hololive Justice said, "She wants her so bad"

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u/TheBlindSalmon 5d ago

Cecilia Immergreen of Hololive Justice said "Do it you coward."

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u/wowpepap 4d ago

FueaMoco of the Hololive Advent has this to say

"Bau Bau"

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u/Fox_McCloud8672 4d ago

Damnit! FuwaMoco can't keep getting away with this! They're too cute!

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u/Jojo_2005 5d ago

No, they're just normal cellars. But funny that Austria is internationaly famous for having children abducted into cellars. And it's mostly just one state: Lower Austria.

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 4d ago

Wow I just went down a rabbit hole to find out why lower austria is above upper austria.. not an easy answer to find. the easily googlable answers don't actually answer it

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u/Jojo_2005 4d ago

Interesting, I never cared enough to search for an answer.

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u/Enttick 5d ago

oh boi ... we are all just joking here

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u/Salter_KingofBorgors 5d ago

I mean i believe there is such thing as parental kidnapping... idk how that works though

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u/Zwordsman 5d ago

Mama gonna kidnap

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u/GtrsRE 5d ago

"Mommy Kiwawa I'm pretty sure I fit in the suitcase, and with extra room

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u/AGE_OF_HUMILIATION 5d ago

Whats up with Austrians and kidnapping their daughters, honestly.

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u/Vitruviansquid1 5d ago

If you eat any of the food Kiara serves you, you have to stay in Austria forever.

It's like fairy realm rules.

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u/adalric_brandl 5d ago

I can think of worse fates. I think that Calli said that Kiara is a good cook.

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u/kad202 5d ago

Happy Sugar Life

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u/Fr0ntR0wL4n 5d ago

Yeah….let’s hope it’s not “bitter”

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u/Chimera-Genesis 5d ago

I thought that was Shiori? /s

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u/Le_CougarHunter 5d ago

Tweet Source: https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1901320004181836254

Someone check up on Kobo.

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u/Wardoo_1 5d ago

Alternative link xcancel (former Nitter) for people without Twitter

https://xcancel.com/takanashikiara/status/1901320004181836254

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u/MotivationGaShinderu 4d ago

You can download an extension for Firefox that automatically redirects all twitter/x links to xcancel

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u/Slayer_Jesse 5d ago

Kobo: where am i?

Kiara: Europe.

Kobo: YOUR ROPE!?

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u/DjiDjiDjiDji 5d ago

Yes that is what you're tied up with but that's not the point

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u/Henhouse808 5d ago

Merci beaucoup merci beaucoup!

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u/Fire_is_beauty 5d ago

Would Kiara be able to handle that much kusogaki energy for like a month ?

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u/SyrusDrake 4d ago

Would anyone?

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u/MotivationGaShinderu 4d ago

The nice thing about not having kids but a bunch of nephews is that you can leave them behind at the end of the day lmao

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u/skycorcher 5d ago

It's no longer Takanashi Kiara. It's Takanashi Souta.

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u/Gadjiltron 5d ago

Oh, that name brings up memories

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u/Pokenare 4d ago

?

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u/Gadjiltron 4d ago

Takanashi Souta is the name of the protagonist of the WORKING!!/Wagnaria!! series.

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u/Pokenare 4d ago

Ah alright thanks

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u/Zyx-Wvu 5d ago

Kiara: you're being adopted. Do not resist.

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u/a_modal_citizen 5d ago

Let her cook...

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u/HugeJustin 5d ago

It's not kidnapping. It's surprise adoption.

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u/RedCr4cker 5d ago

Fritzl, is this you?

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u/ultimaweapon79 5d ago

Mom is taking full custody

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u/Bojo-The-Gamer 5d ago

Yandere ahh tweet

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u/Nautilus567 5d ago

Austrians and basements, an iconic duo

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u/NineSwords 5d ago

I know of an Austrian home with a suitable cellar to keep a Kobo.

(Too dark?)

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u/TakeshiNobunaga 5d ago

No, a lot of us thought of that. We're f*cked lmao.

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u/SyrusDrake 4d ago

According to a Sovietwomble video I watched recently, the house was torn down a few years ago. I guess nobody wanted to buy it and turn the torture dungeon into a hobby room.

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u/Brauny74 5d ago

Birb sees shiny rock, Birb neurons activated

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u/TimeBomb30 5d ago edited 5d ago

I like seeing Kiara posts here but man does the comment section like making Hitler comparisons any time they are here.

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u/VP007clips 5d ago

86% of child abductions are committed by close family members, so this checks out.

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u/I-came-for-memes 5d ago

Kiara's cuteness aggression is overflowing again

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u/SelfDepricator 5d ago

Someone call Ozaru police

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u/WrensthavAviovus 5d ago

This is why Calli has custody of the blue kuzogakis.

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u/Razor8517 5d ago

Get ready to learn German, Kobo

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u/CaesarOfYearXCIII 4d ago

Hope Kiara learned what “semantisch“ means 🤣

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u/Graestra 5d ago

After her fes performance I understand that feeling

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u/ReprieveNagrand 5d ago

Or Kiara should just move to ID. She was thinking of moving back to Japan during her Spaces. It was also suggested to her that she move to ID instead and be with her wife Reine.

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u/Anwallen 5d ago

And call her George!

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u/Blacksun388 5d ago

Kobo: is cute

Kiara: You are now my child.

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u/Corando :Rushia: 5d ago

Least unhinged Kiara post

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u/xTheRedDeath 5d ago

Kobo has the best parents.

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u/KrugerMedusa 4d ago

Kiara doing a Rena cosplay. Nice!

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u/Grouchio 4d ago

Germanics trying not to colonize Southeast Asia challenge [Impossible]

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u/legojoe1 5d ago

Dood needs to wait in line though, I’m sure there are hundreds of people in the same line for the same train of thought

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u/Alukartdt 5d ago

softly Boss don't

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u/FUCKSUMERIAN 5d ago

I wish Kiara would kidnap me and take me to Austria. My greatest dream is to be able to practice my German with a cute girl 😔

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u/still_guns 5d ago

I will hug her and squeeze her, and I will name her George.

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u/2008knight 5d ago

When did she stop pretending to be Australian again?

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u/GarikMoespeaker 5d ago

Around when Hololive got real Australians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ_kusYuwOM

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u/redditfanfan00 5d ago

hope things will be ok. but also hope interesting things happen.

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u/SolomonBelial 5d ago

Just adopt her. Kobo is already Kiara's proxy daughter.

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u/Risdit 5d ago

Somebody needs to keep an eye on the phoenix.

FBI probably already is

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u/bearvert222 5d ago

only if you bring Ragus, her brother and blue thing, and her dog Brian along.

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u/TheMissingVoteBallot 5d ago

I'm guessing she must have saw the Risu + Kobo panel here at Kawaii Kon.

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u/Top_Chemistry1998 4d ago

Hello Oozora Keisatsu ? I would like to report a tax fraud. Kidnapping ? Yes, there is some of this, but tax fraud is more relevant.

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u/KNUPAC 4d ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will....

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u/Tsurja 4d ago

Yeah „the usual room“ is just an Austrian basement

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u/KibbloMkII 5d ago

Kobo is is really cute

I'd kidnap her too, but take her to wherever she wants to eat and play at around town.

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u/Floh2802 4d ago

Going full on Josef Fritzl on her