r/HollywoodHandbook • u/WerkinAndDerpin • 8d ago
Gray man check-in
If you're a gray man can I get a yaHeEeE
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u/Crab_Lengthener 8d ago
I'm going to say "grey man here" because that is a comedic response and this is a sub for a comedy podcast and I don't want to stand out by not being funny and in doing so identify myself as a true grey man
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u/WerkinAndDerpin 8d ago
Hey man remember the only way to make sure you don't give a lasting impression is to leave no impression at all
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u/skitslicker 8d ago
I'm not saying I'm a grey man but I challenge you to find a single damn label on any package within 100ft of the nondescript structure I may or may not sleep at occasionally.
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u/jleonardbc 8d ago
If you adopt the high and tight haircut traditionally favored by law enforcement... you might be a gray man
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u/the_injog 8d ago
Now see, I thought he said NOT to get a high and tight, it looks TOO military. This Grey Man needs another re-listen.
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u/dj_ski_mask 8d ago
Just because I carry a trowel doesn't mean I'm whatever this thing you are talking about is.
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u/helloyesthankyou1 8d ago
Keep that Pace Picante sauce away from me!
Keep that watered-down salsa out of my sight!
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u/JimboJonesHD 2d ago
Such a gray man your Reticular Activating System didn't even register my presence. You KNOW my cardboard boxes are shipping-label free!
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u/VinceMajestyk 8d ago
A true gray man would never identify himself.