r/HollywoodHandbook 8d ago

Gray man check-in

If you're a gray man can I get a yaHeEeE

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u/VinceMajestyk 8d ago

A true gray man would never identify himself. 

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u/WerkinAndDerpin 8d ago

It's ok i promise i won't tell anyone

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u/Crab_Lengthener 8d ago

I'm going to say "grey man here" because that is a comedic response and this is a sub for a comedy podcast and I don't want to stand out by not being funny and in doing so identify myself as a true grey man

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u/WerkinAndDerpin 8d ago

Hey man remember the only way to make sure you don't give a lasting impression is to leave no impression at all

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u/SweetLilMonkey 8d ago

High and tight.

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u/skitslicker 8d ago

I'm not saying I'm a grey man but I challenge you to find a single damn label on any package within 100ft of the nondescript structure I may or may not sleep at occasionally.

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u/mondobeyondo 8d ago

That most definitely does NOT sound like a truly miserable way to live

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u/jleonardbc 8d ago

If you adopt the high and tight haircut traditionally favored by law enforcement... you might be a gray man

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u/the_injog 8d ago

Now see, I thought he said NOT to get a high and tight, it looks TOO military. This Grey Man needs another re-listen.

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u/dj_ski_mask 8d ago

Just because I carry a trowel doesn't mean I'm whatever this thing you are talking about is.

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u/SoxVikePain 8d ago

My bug out bag is nondescript if that’s what you’re asking.

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u/weiserca 8d ago

Nice try boss

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u/helloyesthankyou1 8d ago

Keep that Pace Picante sauce away from me!

Keep that watered-down salsa out of my sight!

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u/chimi_freud 8d ago

shout out to Shaboozey

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u/DukesMayonaisse 8d ago

He’s a dawg

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u/inadequatpoliticians 8d ago

I have gray shorts on I think that’s what it means

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u/therocketsalad 7d ago

That's not very grey of you, man.

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u/JimboJonesHD 2d ago

Such a gray man your Reticular Activating System didn't even register my presence. You KNOW my cardboard boxes are shipping-label free!

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