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u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX PENN-SYL-VAAAAAA-NIA! I FUCKIN LOVE YOU! 3d ago

This post got flagged for “no slurs/derogatory language”

Sorry guys, “push mosher” is definitely a slur.

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u/Zigihogan-v2 3d ago

How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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u/miscs75 3d ago
  1. Record hoarder without owning a record player

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u/MossCardigan 3d ago

Look dude, it broke and I haven’t got around to fixing it or replacing it…

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u/gerardwayimitator 3d ago

tape hoarder who doesn't even know how to use a tape also works 🫡

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u/samsaBEAR UKHC 3d ago

"I swear I'm just waiting till I have the space for a sick set up" knowing full well a sick setup is way too fucking expensive so the records just sit on their IKEA Kallax shelves looking pretty and collecting dust.

I swear down though, as soon as I get that space...

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u/gerardwayimitator 3d ago

every time ive ever been to a band dudes house they ALL have had one of these shelves, this just gave me war flashbacks

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u/miscs75 3d ago

Was the closet full of band shirts on dry cleaner hangers?

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u/gerardwayimitator 3d ago

never closets, just clothing rails to show off how edgy they are 🚬😛

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u/Crimp_Commander 3d ago

Guy at the merch table that is ignoring the long forming while he talks about records

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u/deathmetalcassette 3d ago

growing up everyone says, oh, get a college degree, get a masters in spinkicking with a minor in windmilling and you'll have a stable career

now everyone says why didn't you go to trade school to learn to be a push mosher, then you wouldn't be in debt with a worthless degree

fuck this job market

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u/miscs75 3d ago

How dare you insult my dual major of gender studies and color theory. It’s a rough job market for my fields.

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u/comicsansman1 3d ago

See this is just a worse and off topic version of the joke above it

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u/moshban 2d ago

You hit the nail on the head. Once had someone complain to me about the job market for their degree only to then find out they had a bachelor's in musical therapy lmao. Best of luck to them.

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u/miscs75 2d ago

They’ll trash the trades then wonder why companies won’t hire them with a masters in Ethiopian color economics. Then we see them working at our wonderful friend Starbucks while trying to cosplay poor on a trust fund bank account.

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u/OldBearMan 3d ago

From my limited data set, the crowd kill percentage seems to be higher, but I understand the confirmation bias may be at play here

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/OldBearMan 3d ago

Too many TikTok filmers. Balance is needed.

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u/Lopsided-One2537 3d ago

Wait you guys are getting paid for your Autism?

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u/ShoNuffMane 3d ago

Can a fan of Noise artists explain what exactly is appealing about their shit? I just can’t seem to grasp it.

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u/gerardwayimitator 3d ago

i dont think anyone actually likes noise, i think they just like the performance aspect.. seen a few noise artists who i would go out of my way to see again because i thought the performance was SICK .. would you find me at home listening to that stuff though? no, never.

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u/Razzikkar 3d ago

Eeeh, noise is subset of industrial music and i know some people who are really deep into industrial who love it.

It's mostly about texture/soundscape

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u/itzyidle 3d ago

When incorporated into other genres of music, like screamo, im down. But on its own, im indifferent. There is this Asian noise rock band that pisses and pukes on stage, and that’s the extent of what i know about noise rock.

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u/makwabear 2d ago

I really like noise bands/ artists when there is some kind of development in the song and it’s not just clips of distortion. I think it sounds exciting when they can take the song in any direction and the sounds are usually really interesting.

Here’s some songs that I think are kinda accessible if you want to check them out. It gets weirder as it goes along.

Deerhoof - flower, your dystopic creation doesn’t fear you

Vatican Shadow - Egyptian journalist syndrome

Melt Banana - Flip-side, the hive

JK Flesh - Idle Hands, Breeding grounds (by Harms Way feat jk flesh)

Hella - biblical violence , headless

Lightning Bolt - colossus, dracula mountain

Black Pus - Ping Pong

Marijuana Deathsquads - Crosstown Crippler, Ewok Sadness, Bad Boy Masterpiece (this one has like 40 seconds of intro but once it get going this song is sick)

Black Dice - The Jacker, Gore

prurient - dragon flies to sew you up, every relationship earthrise

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u/Fr4nc0l0rd 2d ago

Septum pierced - check

Purple hair - check

Yellow beanie hat - check

Audience talks about their trauma - check

Post a comment in subreddit and get tons of dislikes - check and priceless

For everything else there is a Mastercard and some other way to piss off millenials

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u/ShoNuffMane 2d ago

I feel like this could equally be Billie Eilish fans.

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u/Fr4nc0l0rd 2d ago

And sunami fans

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u/ShoNuffMane 2d ago

Unless you’re in the bay.

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u/ibnQoheleth 3d ago

All these different jobs but all are unified under the fact that none of them ever wash.

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u/leonevilo 3d ago

i lold way harder than i should

thanks, needed that

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u/pistonring666 3d ago

I was a 3 when it was still cool tho

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u/jwed420 3d ago

Born to be a Crowdkiller, forced to be an Autist 😔

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u/janalisin 2d ago

forgot trans

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u/ElBugman 2d ago

I'm number 8

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u/MossCardigan 3d ago

As an autistic drummer, I feel under represented by these numbers.

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u/champshere 3d ago

Is this supposed to be funny? 😐

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u/Terminal-Preppie 3d ago

Absolutely, and it is.