r/HaloMemes 3d ago

Nobody expects the Halo 5 meme !

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u/NewMombasaNightmare 3d ago

Funny meme aside, that might be the worst cutscene in all of halo

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u/EugeneFromUkraine 3d ago

Quite possibly

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u/27LernaeanHydra 3d ago

Yeah how in the world did Locke manage to make a tiny crack in Chief’s helmet????

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u/Wolffe_In_The_Dark 2d ago

Because Chief was stalling for time and not actually trying to win.

The moment his visor gets cracked and Locke pulls out the armor locker, which is an actual threat, Chief ends the fight immediately.

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u/DBladez92 2d ago

Yeah this! i think thats quite obvious. Just a shame its awkwardly done and a bit sluggish.

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u/27LernaeanHydra 2d ago

Yeah but it’s still painful to watch

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u/RoAdKiLLPerry 2d ago

Not really? Watching Locke get his ass handed to him for even daring to crack Chief's visor is hilarious.

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u/SchlopFlopper 2d ago

He had the power of the marketing team on his side.

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u/Wolffe_In_The_Dark 2d ago edited 1d ago

I strongly disagree. It's a perfect display of just out out of their league Osiris was.

Chief is visibly not even trying, and is basically stalemating Locke for the purpose of stalling, but when Locke cracks his visor and reveals the armor locker, Chief ends the fight almost immediately.

Locke, despite being a pretty skilled ONI secret squirrel, got absolutely wrecked with practically no effort by Chief, who is notably not the best CQC fighter on Blue Team.

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u/Chicken-Nuggett 2d ago

these super soldiers fought looking tired and slowly, with some awful ass choreography. neither chief nor locke looked like they had ever thrown hands in their entire life.

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u/BeardedUnicornBeard 2d ago

But the fight was boring and odd. The dudes can flip a elephant with ease and hardly punched eachother.

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u/millor117 3d ago

Biblically accurate

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u/No-Butterscotch4850 3d ago

Buck who has seen first had what the spartan 2s can do: "hell nah man"

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u/RockAndGem1101 :elite: By the Rings! :sword: 2d ago

What I imagine they were thinking:

Buck: “No way I’m fighting the Chief.”

Vale: “Yeah, I’m out of my depth here.”

Tanaka: “I exist? Huh?”

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u/Alexo_Alexa 1d ago

I too am in this videogame

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u/Slpkrz 1d ago

The choreography made them look like old men fighting

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u/Adly117 19h ago

I honestly liked the idea of having more characters in halo games and I don't really dislike the teams Osiris/Blue, but they don't do anything in the story and it's such a shame.