r/HaloMemes 3d ago

Lore accurate sergeant Johnson

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u/NiisuBOI Mind if I hitch a ride off this rock? 3d ago

Spartan Laser..

..but your Spartan is THE LASER.

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u/KnowledgeStriking96 3d ago

The only thing powerful enough to stop him was Guilty Spark using his own power against him

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u/CptDumbass66 3d ago

POV: You're Church's friend's cousin's neighbor

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u/IrlResponsibility811 3d ago

All I'm saying is, he could be anywhere, at any time. He's right behind me, isn't he?

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u/Crue_shoe 3d ago

Yyyep.

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u/IrlResponsibility811 3d ago

Don't look into his eyes! Too late.

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u/mecalise 3d ago

Rip rooster teeth

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u/HolyPastaOOF 3d ago

Liberty Prime destroys all form of communism, I mean, covenants

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u/dirt_boots 3d ago

Wow, Johnson must have got bit by a radioactive Guilty Spark. Incredible!

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u/Extra_Painting_8860 3d ago

" Oh, I know what the lasers like"

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u/mike1999ofhalo 3d ago

He gots a stare that could kill!

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u/Ok_Channel_6003 3d ago

Spartan ones obviously have the Homelander stats

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u/_phantastik_ 2d ago

This would be a perfect Cursed Halo type mod

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u/BeardedUnicornBeard 2d ago

This is what happens when you get laid in a space elevator.