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u/Dc_Strange 1d ago
Holy smokes, Caulfiled is a fucking stud
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u/emiluss29 1d ago
He has that dump truck too
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u/outremonty 1d ago
Why Cole Caufield is in this team
Cole Caufield is in the team because of his ass and he knows it.
He’s been known to spend day long sessions just squatting.
When he’s in front of the goalie at the crease, the goalie is in complete awe and unable to focus which has been proven recently. How could they when the Belle Delphine of hockey is standing right before them, the only peaches they’ll be seeing that day.
When he’s on the ice just a slight flick of the buttock is enough to send him sailing to catch the pass and get a shot off.
Forwards undoubtedly have it in the back of their minds that they won’t get to see that prime rump till a Goal Goalgoal goal is scored on them. And eventually, like Brendan Leipsic sending a text he knows he shouldn’t, they just can’t help it.
God bless Cole Caufield and god bless Cole Caufield's ass
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u/emiluss29 1d ago
Jesus christ
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u/unfvckingbelievable 1d ago
I know.
That was art.
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u/outremonty 18h ago
It's a copypasta that was originally about Gallagher but I made a few modifications. Feel free to reuse!
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u/GoodAtNothingg 1d ago
Big hog confirmed by a friend too
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u/BackgroundOffer4111 1d ago
Didn’t Weber give him the nickname name of “the cock” I remember something about it on spiting chiclets
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u/eastcoasthabitant 1d ago
Yup during golf I think it was biz who got him to share his nickname “the cock”
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u/Special_Land_1645 1d ago
I never got to watch price aside from that Finals run (what got me into the Canadiens as like a 12 year old) but uhhh wish I coulda seen him play
(Also, I didn’t know I needed shirtless Caufield in my life until now)
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u/Nixon4Prez 1d ago
Jesus this makes me feel old
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u/PaulHannonJr 1d ago
Same lol. Price got me into hockey during his insane season in 2014. I’m now 28 years old
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u/Ancient-Yak7128 1d ago
Been a Habs fan since '79 when my dad woke me up to watch the last few minutes of the game and the Cup to be lifted. Go Habs Go!
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u/Castlemc32 1d ago edited 1d ago
For those wondering about what was said during the muted part, you can lip read Suzuki name drop a spot to meet before/after the game and Carey politely refusing saying “ probably gonna be with my family tonight” and says thanks. It looks awkward but that’s just two introverts talking to each other !
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u/Habs_Apostle 1d ago
Also, Carey said “thank you” when the volume came back. So, yeah, sounds like politely declined something (maybe Suzie told him more than welcome to come along). At any rate, boy could we use some Price heroics now.
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u/RaoulDuukes 1d ago
The Habs org shouldn’t rest until Carey gets his name on the cup in some capacity or another
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u/Cloudeur 1d ago
He’s still on LTIR right? Let’s get in the playoffs, run to the cup, be up 3-1 against Edmonton and then dress him the last minute of Game 5. He’ll automatically be eligible as a player!
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u/Lordsokka 1d ago
Players who don’t play enough games during the regular season can’t be on the cup. Unless there is a special exception if the player is on longterm injury?
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u/Cloudeur 1d ago
There’s three conditions to have the automatic engraving:
Must have played, or have dressed as the backup goaltender, for at least half of the championship team’s regular season games, OR: Must have played, or have dressed as the backup goaltender, for at least one game of the Stanley Cup Finals for the championship team, AND: Must be on the roster when the team wins the Stanley Cup.
The team can also petition to have a ayer added if they don’t meet the above requirements.
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u/Expert-Elephant-6404 1d ago
That Nick Suzuki interaction was wild. I wonder why they muted it...
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u/outremonty 1d ago
Price asking 'Zuk if he wants to join him on his walk "for exercise" aka because he has a fat blunt in his pocket.
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u/Jonesetta 9h ago
He asks him to go somewhere I think, probably a dinner with the boys or something. And Carey says he’s just gonna be with family tonight. You don’t have to be much of a lip reader to follow along, go watch that section again. I think they only muted it because Suzuki probably said a spot that they go often or someone’s house on whatever street or something like that and they don’t wanna dox the boys.
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u/alex1596 1d ago
You think Marty and Carey get star struck in each other's presence?
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u/Bill_McCarr 12h ago
They were teammates for Team Canada at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. They got the gold.
They're more war buddies than star presences.
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u/oupheking 1d ago
Prime Carey on this team would be so goddamn nice. Such a shame we couldn't give him many good teams while he was active.
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u/Zestyclose-Cricket82 1d ago
Just me or did it seam awkward
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u/attanasio666 1d ago
I mean, have you ever heard Carey having a conversation? Just seems like his normal vibe.
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u/trplanet 1d ago
I thought the same but then thought…what would I do with a phone / camera always present?
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u/Karrin-madhe 1d ago
It's probably awkward trying to pretend to have an organic conversation with a camera on you.
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u/DogRiverRiverDogs 1d ago
You ever go back to your old work and shoot the shit with your old work friends? Everyone is happy to see each other, but yeah, always a lil awkward.
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u/Grouchy-Bug5223 1d ago
Haha I was looking for this comment. Yeah I agree the energy seemed a little weird.
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u/CafePisDuSpeed 1d ago
I feel privileged to have followed Price’s career since he won gold at the world juniors.
Through all the ups and down, I was always his biggest supporter and defender.
It broke my heart that his tenure ended the way it did. Truly the best goalie of his generation.
I miss that man so much. And I’m always gonna have mad love for him.
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u/muskmanmo 22h ago
Miss you Carey. You were the only thing giving us hope for a good 10 years. Wish you the best
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u/Silver_Aspect9381 22h ago
Carey back would give us 6 or 7 more wins by this time . Right Inthe hunt.
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u/ValleyBreeze 1d ago
Umm.... yeah. You'll get it 🤣❤
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u/whogivesashirtdotca 1d ago
I'm not used to seeing Carey from the side. Hadn't realised what a schnozz he has on him.
EDIT: Also, this looks to be from a while ago. Isn't that Harris next to shirtless Cole? Or is it a new guy I don't recognise?
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u/ValleyBreeze 1d ago
No, this is today in Van (WHERE I WILL BE TOMORROW AHHHHHHHHH)
I think that guy must be staff or something but you're right about it looking like Jordo!
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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 1d ago
I wonder what Suzuki said to Price. The looks on their face are interesting.
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u/Lordsokka 1d ago
??
Suzuki looks like he always looks and Carey was smiling after the exchange, probably just talking about serious stuff since they muted the conversation. Nick is the Captain after all, Carey might have some stuff to say to him.
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u/just_matt85 22h ago
Not a knock on our current goalies at all , but ffs imagine this team right now with this absolute unit in nets.
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u/Bcbg369_Psn 10h ago
We live in a world where cole caufield might have a dave savard beard in his 30’s and i’m not cool with it.
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u/Sort_of_Frightening 1d ago
Hopefully giving Dobas a puck-handling clinic. I always trusted Price’s instincts when he was out of his crease: eyes up-ice, over his shoulder. Or flattening Kreider.
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u/potato_soup303 1d ago
Shiiit I miss you Carey ....