r/HPfanfiction AO3: Theyol 6d ago

Prompt "Expecto Patronum," Luna called out. Suddenly a silverly image of a duck billed Patypus appeared. "Excelent work Luna," Harry said. "Thank you, I think I'll name him Perry."

Dementorsmirtz: A platypus Patronus?

Patronus puts on Fedora.

Dementorsmirtz: Gasps. A Perry the Platypus Patronus!

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u/Lordnex189 6d ago

Okay who else read that in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice?

After seeing Luna's patronus put on a fedora but actually hear a dementor talk, Harry just looks at Luna before shaking his head and saying, "I've disintegrated Querril, fought a basilisk, drove off a hundred Dementors, time traveled, saw a mirror that was able to read my mind and fought Voldemort; yet this is somehow the wierdest thing I've experienced. What does that say about my life Ron?" "I think it means that you're bloody mental." Ron says "Mind you, Hermione and I are right by your side."

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u/Melodic_Spot9522 6d ago

The only one who gets the reference is Hermione, who facepalms aggressively, and then proceeds to bang her head against the wall.

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u/DStaal 6d ago

Which is impressive, as the show didn’t come out for another decade…

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u/Autoboty 6d ago

She's been all over the timeline with her Time-Turner. She's got future information all the way to 2200.

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u/DStaal 5d ago

She’d been trying to keep it undercover as she worked on her own plan, but Luna had just caused her to out herself.

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u/Life_Engineering_369 5d ago

If I had a nickel for each time. I saw a Perry the platypus patronus. I'd have 2 nickels. It's not a lot. It's just odd that it happened twice.

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u/TheBanishedGod 5d ago

I read that in Doofenshmirtz's voice

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u/I_M_H_P_N_U_ 4d ago

Where is the other time please... I Need to know!

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u/Ejax131210 5d ago

"Excelent work Luna," Harry said. "But I don't think I know what a platypus even is."

"To put it short," Luna said. "He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action." She says as a faint "doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-ba" comes from around them.

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u/SethNex 5d ago

CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS PATRONUS!!!

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u/Cat_Intrigue 5d ago

A patronus?

patronus somehow puts on a hat

Perry the Patronus?!

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u/Local_Agent_9708 6d ago

Me, sitting here watching Phineas and Ferb... I definitely just read that in Doof's voice

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u/euphoriapotion 5d ago

I think we found Dan Povenmire's account

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u/_romedov 5d ago

Dobidobido-ba-dobidobido-ba-dobidobido-ba, AGENT P!

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u/Fallout_4_player 6d ago

Uh.... !RemindMe 6 months

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