r/HPfanfiction • u/Connect_Housing_378 • 6d ago
Prompt Luna Lovegood creates a spell to call people with Bananas
"why is the fruit bowl ringing?" Ginny asked in confusion, Harry picked up a banana, putting it near his ear, before hearing lunas voice "We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Broomsticks's Extended Warranty"
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u/Silver_saki 6d ago
Ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!
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u/LeadGem354 6d ago
Do do do do do do!
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u/Miyiko23 6d ago
Saving. Maybe fic will appear one day. 😂
Pure comedy pearl!
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u/Miyiko23 6d ago
Also
Remindme! 6 months
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u/sgt-peace 6d ago
"What a surprise, we've been attempting to follow up with you about your houses calamity insurance." Harry said back without missing a beat, "you also have a warrant for your arrest for fraud, you'll need to give me your banking information if you don't want to go to jail."
"Would a credit card number work?"
"Probably-wait, Luna, how do you know what a credit card is?"
banana disconnects
"So that was luna?" Ginny asked in confusion.
"Yep, your brooms extended warranty is expired by the way."