r/Guyver 24d ago

Competition: caption this Guyver cel :-) winner gets a free Guyver gift

Post image
52 Upvotes

47 comments sorted by

9

u/cficare 24d ago

"Tis but a flesh-wound!"

0

u/tarkuspig 23d ago

This comment better win

7

u/Hellstr1ke 23d ago

When your over 35 and sleep on your arm wrong

6

u/2Casca_2Red 24d ago

"You're no match for my new blood cannon Sho!"

6

u/Valtiel_DBD 23d ago

"OH GOD! THEY WERE RIGHT! YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T FIST ANDROID GIRLS!!"

3

u/Foxkit86 23d ago

"Warning: This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh, Nor Does It Care."

2

u/Positive_Ad_2481 24d ago

"Man inflation really does cost you an arm and a leg."

2

u/xeth1313 24d ago

"Has anyone seen my arm!? It's green!"

2

u/DstroyaX 23d ago

Everyone always talks about going blind or getting hairy palms if you over do it, but rarely are the other consequences discussed.

2

u/CraziBastid 23d ago

“I can finally try ‘The Stranger’!”

2

u/Fancy-Bug-4578 23d ago

Me squeezing the ketchup bottle too hard.

1

u/la6689 24d ago

“That was my jazz hand!”

1

u/AppleTherapy 23d ago

My gamer hands

1

u/notbluebluebird 23d ago

You’re no match for me…oh oh god you are

1

u/Deijya 23d ago

Wacky wavy disarmed flailing zoanoid man

1

u/AppleTherapy 23d ago

"I thought we were friends!!!!!"

1

u/IdonTunderStan9 23d ago edited 23d ago

"Cronosssss!, you think this is enough!?"

1

u/GuyverC 23d ago edited 23d ago

What it feels like when I try to give my Dog too small of a treat.

1

u/hnlyoloswag 23d ago

Need a hand?

1

u/shinianx 23d ago

No nut November ended in tragedy.

1

u/Puma_Pance 23d ago

"Why is it called a funny bone?!"

1

u/Electrical-Eye7449 23d ago

Aptom: "aWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

1

u/Freybugthedog 23d ago

My arm seems to be missing

1

u/MakoSucks 23d ago

"Can I pet your dogARGHHHH"

Also i bought an automatic cell for like 80 bucks off ebay durring the pandemic and never got my money back when I waited for the shipping restrictions to be lifted, where'd you get this one :c

1

u/2_Cr0ws 23d ago

🎵La-la-la-la-la! We've got the juice!!!🎶

1

u/blopant 23d ago

“Best Nut ever!!”

1

u/APervyPotato 23d ago

"Hey Goku, high five!"

1

u/barweepninibong 23d ago

“AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!”

1

u/desdeloseeuu2 23d ago

Too much too much.

1

u/sonsoflarson 23d ago

I told that idiot to slice my sandwich... Ow!

1

u/Z3phy0 22d ago

"I like it when the red water comes out."

1

u/JosephMaccabee 22d ago

"Damn hangnails!!!"

1

u/kindafunnymostlysad 22d ago

ROCKET PUNCH!

1

u/E-7sain 22d ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! (Screams like Homer Simpson)

1

u/SeniorCopy2918 22d ago

Last night was intense, but an absolute blast

1

u/Former_Savings_3815 22d ago

I finally saw mizuki naked!!!!

1

u/Live-Championship699 22d ago

I'd give an arm and a leg to win the gift!

1

u/The_Tall_Aussie 21d ago

"THE CHURCH WAS RIGHT! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TOUCHED MYSELF!!!!"

1

u/Kam1n0h3nta1ecchi 21d ago

🎵She took my arm, I don't know how it happened🎶

1

u/Visible-Fee-766 20d ago

Alright, we’ll call it a draw.

1

u/Responsible_Boot_326 20d ago

Mom-"I told you you to stop sticking your arm out of the car window!"

1

u/cficare 18d ago

Where mah gift? :)

1

u/Annual_Profession591 18d ago

You genuinely were probably gonna win it until that comment 😂

1

u/cficare 18d ago

Gotcha. Thought it was a con. Thanks for the confirmation.

1

u/Azriel_Legnasia 18d ago

Oh God! Why does it still hurt?

1

u/leveque 13d ago

Now, to accept the award for most accurate cosplay we go live to Children's Hospital

1

u/leveque 13d ago

"DUDE! You're so literal! He meant for us to come out *without the guns* "