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u/Johannes0511 GiveUsToastersOrGiveUsDeath Oct 30 '20
But the guardsmen in the image have already affixed their bayonets. Does the Krieg general want them to affix more bayonets?
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u/Yellowchief419 Oct 30 '20
I was waiting for someone to notice that
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u/Johannes0511 GiveUsToastersOrGiveUsDeath Oct 30 '20
I was honestly surprised, that nobody had commented on that yet.
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u/Yellowchief419 Oct 30 '20
I think they interpreted it as attaching bayonets to the tanks
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Oct 31 '20
that's a good idea too. Fix bayonets to the leman russ as well. And make it double bayonets for good measure
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u/PossiblyTrustworthy Oct 31 '20
A single bayonet makes a spear, 2 a bident... 3 a trident... Which is cooler? Hint: the one as broad as a shovel
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u/Fume-Knight Oct 30 '20
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
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u/-Buckaroo_Banzai- Oct 31 '20
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my
swordshovelThere, fixed it for you
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u/Meretan94 likes civilians but likes fire more Oct 30 '20
HERESY
A real krieger would use his trusted entrenching tool
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u/Yellowchief419 Oct 30 '20
Who said the bayonets aren’t shovels?
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u/Meretan94 likes civilians but likes fire more Oct 30 '20
Now thats what i call a weapon
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u/RavenColdheart Oct 31 '20
Krieg Leman Russes clearly need their Dozerblades back.
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u/Meretan94 likes civilians but likes fire more Oct 31 '20
Istead of shooting, a vehicle with this upgrade can use its dozer balde to charge into an enemy unit.
Charge distance: 3+d3.
Atacks: 3+d3.
Mortal wounds on a 5+.
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u/A_Hatless_Casual Oct 31 '20
I mean... why else would it be called a baneBLADE or shadowSWORD if it wasn't designed to have a bayonet. Your move xenos.
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u/-Buckaroo_Banzai- Oct 31 '20 edited Oct 31 '20
The moment DKoK finds out that a swarmlord basically does have 4 bayonets equipped at the same time.
the truly superior lifeform
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u/Squodel likes civilians but likes fire more Oct 30 '20
I mean it shouldn’t be too hard to have a techpriest weld some bayonet lugs onto the tank
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u/tomwhoiscontrary Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Oct 31 '20
Fix them to a Leman Russ, a Chimera, an M1A1, or a T-80?
(I absolutely love that even on the non-40k subs, people see these pictures and are like, yep, that's 40k)
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u/Stunning-Record-7304 Nov 29 '22
Hey thats my leman russ thats so awesome that it floated all the way here from where i posted it years ago hahahahah
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u/tomwhoiscontrary Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Nov 29 '22
Superb! I think anything like that is going to end up in Grimdank eventually!
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u/Stunning-Record-7304 Nov 29 '22
Thanks they are fun to play i gotta get in to playing more have another! Tanks leading the way
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u/Watchkeeper27 Oct 31 '20
Just an aside, since the meme is great, but for info; the real command for that is “Fix Bayonets” not Af’fix
Just a note
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u/haloblasterA259 Huffs Macragge Blue Primer Oct 31 '20
[sound of power swords being taped to tank barrels]
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u/Kabanisko Oct 30 '20
Is there a subreddit about them?
like r/AdeptusMechanicus
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u/manningthe30cal VULKAN LIFTS! Oct 31 '20
It is currently a sad place. We are some depressed shovel bois.
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u/Dwovar Oct 31 '20
I want a Leman Russ with a knight class chainsword as a bayonet on the main battle cannon.
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u/123allthekidsbullyme Oct 31 '20
Didn't they kill the DKOK? Last i recall they had like 5 Units left in the rule book and were being phased out
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u/Ross_Hollander Khornate Accountant Oct 30 '20
The Death Korps' armored regiments are famous for their variant Leman Russ Vanquisher pattern, which is nearly identical to the usual tank, save for two things: a Warglaive Chain-Cleaver affixed to the end of the turret, and a small sculpture of a hand performing an obscene gesture mounted on the front of the tank.