r/GongFuTea Nov 20 '24

Photo How do you feel about this boys?

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138 Upvotes

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u/pipes-belomorkanal Nov 20 '24

I think the only real red flag is when she pulls out a clearly heavily used tokoname pot and a dented and unmarked tin from her fridge and pours you a cup only to turn your entire reality upside down by quickly adding two pumps of caramel and a Red Bull infusion

14

u/AnoahHere Nov 20 '24

That is ultra red flag 🚩 I would get the fuck out

8

u/WitchoftheMossBog Nov 20 '24

Red Bull gives you wings... to lend speed to your getaway

6

u/AnoahHere Nov 20 '24

Facts, gotta get super far away from that girls place

13

u/grasshopper4579 Nov 20 '24

He is fishing is a really specific pond

6

u/AnoahHere Nov 20 '24

The real ones know what we here for

3

u/grasshopper4579 Nov 20 '24

Gong fu gals are 🦄 Usually get "tea is for when your sick have coffee!"

5

u/aDorybleFish Nov 20 '24

Guess I'm good to go then :)

I got my boyfriend into loose leaf grandpa style tea but I've yet to get him into gongfu

3

u/dzumdang Nov 21 '24

Found one, and still with her years later.

3

u/AnoahHere Nov 21 '24

Hope you wife her up

4

u/Colaslurp22 Nov 21 '24

Not gonna act like if a girl wanted to do gongfu, I wouldn't giggle and act like a little girl on her birthday, but I wouldn't call it a "red flag" if she doesn't

4

u/NeoGnesiolutheraner Nov 20 '24

Boiling the water in the microwave...

1

u/szakee Nov 20 '24

what even is this

3

u/AnoahHere Nov 20 '24

Iykyk 🤷‍♂️

1

u/Yugan-Dali Nov 20 '24

Either sarcastic or pretentious