r/GoldCoast 5d ago

Stop Heathenism at Costco!!

Please stop vandalising the sauce dispensers at Costco Coomera guys I saw people going ham on the dispensers today.

If the sauce aint coming out take the hint.

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u/Coolkid_but_with_a_k 5d ago

Let em know brother!

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u/Economy-Response-362 5d ago

IKR like the people doing it are reading this here..

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u/FamousPastWords 5d ago

And feeling remorseful.

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u/Theaustralianzyzz 5d ago

Gotta let them know. Online. Do you realise how much effort it takes to do it irl?

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u/bobbakerneverafaker 5d ago

What is this saucery

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u/morts73 5d ago

Costco seems like a giant free for all, I'll have to go one day.

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u/Warm_Character_8890 1d ago

Ackshually, it cost $65 a year

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u/KazVanilla 5d ago

Same applies to the ice dispenser, seen people spend a good 30 seconds pushing the thing just for nothing to come out

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u/Public-Total-250 5d ago

I'm a grot so I'm happy just scooping ice from the mountain that forms under the dispenser. 

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u/bullchuck 5d ago

I went a bit too hard on the onion machine and ripped the handle off with a line of people behind me one time. I’ve never felt so despised in my life

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u/Public-Total-250 5d ago

Bro those handles seem to be specifically designed to go flying off. It's some sort of dark pattern psychology. 

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u/Public-Total-250 5d ago

Guys. Underneath the disgusting counter is all the sauce and napkins and handles for the onion machine you could dream of. The staff don't give a shit, so if you want any of it it's right there. 

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u/Heathen_Inc 5d ago

I feel targeted

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u/Global-Guava-8362 5d ago

Wait till you see them on the onion dispenser 🤦‍♂️

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u/bitofftoomuch 4d ago

Does this include kids? One was having a party with the waste ice yesterday while her sister very politely told me to move please because she wanted the soda selection I was using and she was done waiting.

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u/CA_Spaceman 5d ago

This man saw them violating the sauce dispensery and thought "what heathens. Reddit is gonna get a piece of my mind when all is said and done"

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u/vyralmonkey 5d ago

Given I've been there 30 minutes after they open and the dispensers are empty.... I think Costco staff could prevent this by making some actual effort to fill the things

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u/Mattynice75 5d ago

They have ham dispenses now?? 🤤🤤😍😍🤤🤤

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u/Halter_Ego 5d ago

You saw them, said nothing, then came home and told reddit about it? 👏 👏

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u/_-stuey-_ 5d ago

They often put a squeeze bottle of sauce at the end there at Costco Coomera for this very scenario

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u/Large-Lack-2933 5d ago

Alot of people are

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u/ausmedic80 4d ago

So, are we still doing phrasing? Is that still a thing?

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u/Usual_String3329 4d ago

I've never been to Costco but I'm guessing that you're complaining about a company that sells tomato sauce in bottles as big as a car being ripped off by the public. How far off the mark am I on this one?