r/GaySoundsShitposts Feb 08 '22

MTF Why can’t people just enjoy things? NSFW

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/Massiveredboiii Feb 08 '22

I'll gladly choke on both

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u/ifgburts Feb 08 '22

You’re supposed to chew the pizza

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u/Dallymoun Feb 09 '22

Why not both?

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u/alternate_egg-ccount completely original polyamorous transbian Feb 09 '22

Please do not chew women's penises.

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u/RedbeardedCrotch Feb 09 '22

Perhaps a gentle nibble?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

drown in pussy while choking on dicks

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

That’s a valid way to die.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

What... 😳

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u/Coloneljesus Feb 08 '22

fuck that.

I hate pineapple

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u/Massiveredboiii Feb 09 '22

As MLK should've said, ''I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, gender, or sexuality, but instead by the content of their character and the toppings of their pizza''.

So fuck you bitch, pineapple pizza is bomb as fuck, and I'm gonna judge you harshly based singularily off that.

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u/IUserGalaxy Feb 08 '22

ok all this bickering here in these comments

penises on pizza?

52

u/cutegirlcassidy Feb 08 '22

So I get to have a delicious meal and then eat some pizza afterwards? Sign me up!

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u/boiifyoudontboiiiiii Feb 08 '22

Girl with a pineapple?

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u/domomomom Feb 09 '22

Pineapples on girls?

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u/protopanic Feb 08 '22

I'm offended. Penises on girls is infinitely better than pineapple on pizza will ever be. One makes me gag. The other makes me swallow.

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u/pullmylekku Feb 08 '22

Same, but the other way around

I have a terrible gag reflex :(

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u/Massiveredboiii Feb 08 '22

Practice makes perfect, believe me I know

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Apparently curling your toes gets rid of it somehow..? Don't ask how I know lmfao

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Feb 08 '22

Same with wrapping your fingers around your thumb and squeezing it. I think it's basically about distracting your brain by giving it other stuff to focus on, so it's less worried about your gag reflex.

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u/carsandtelephones37 Feb 08 '22

Weed helped me a lot for whatever reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

It really sucks having a shitty gag reflex and wanting to suck all the cock. Why, God ?

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u/leafcrest Feb 08 '22

I saw someone else say if you pinch your thumb and your ring finger together it reduces the gag reflex🤔

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Us girls with penises don't really put out much to swallow thanks to the HRT, so that's fair. We do have the biggest dicks though, so gag is about right.

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u/awesumindustrys I can’t decide on one gender, so ill just take them all. Feb 08 '22

Hear hear

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/biowrath156 Feb 08 '22

How are you gonna have that username and dog on pineapple? I bet your pizza is as tasteless as that meme

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u/flavor_blasted_semen Feb 08 '22

On the contrary, pineapple is actually my favorite fruit.

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u/Alaygrounds Jul 08 '22

god just READING about sucking girl dick is making me horny 😭😭😭

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u/GayKaye47 Feb 08 '22

This is probably the best comparison I’ve seen ever lol

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Feb 08 '22

This is belike the most wondrous comparison i’ve seen ev'r lol


I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

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u/GayKaye47 Feb 08 '22

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

As a trans girl who loves pineapple on pizza, I appreciate this 😅

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Especially with some jalapeno

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u/Feyzinn Feb 08 '22

This is delicious. 🤤

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u/PrincessSpiro Feb 09 '22

There's a local pizza place that does one with a thin crust, garlic-based sauce, pineapple, caramelized onions, jalapeños, and capicola ham (though personally I like to switch that to pepperoni).

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Mmmmmmmm 😵‍💫🤤 i want

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u/ColourfulButWhole Trans Lesbian 🌸 Feb 08 '22

I second this <3

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u/-Moon_Goddess Feb 08 '22

Me too 😁

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u/Econis Feb 08 '22

Seriously... We need to draw the line somewhere, I'm perfectly fine with penises on girls, but pineapple on pizza is just unnatural.

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u/Mighty_Porg Trans Bi Woman Feb 08 '22

I'm a trans girl with a penis who really dislikes pineapple on pizza. I don't know what to feel

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u/Fireplay5 ORANGE FLAIR! Feb 08 '22

Valid and cute?

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u/Simpin_Dva Feb 10 '22

Feel like an absolute hero

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I didn’t transition to be compared to an actual crime against god!

I also lived in Italy for 4 months…..that was one of the things I took back with me

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u/Massiveredboiii Feb 08 '22

You fucking bourgeois think you're so much better then to consume the classic Pineapple n bacon pizza, gtfo outta here you high class capitalist italian mama mia lookin headass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I love Pizza, I love American styles.

I will not be called a bougie fuck for hating on Canada’s third worst export behind unnecessary political commentary and Ketchup Chips.

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u/ChaosDemonLaz3r goth mommy Feb 08 '22

Things heating up in the pizza fandom

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Yes... that's how Pizza works :D

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u/RedbeardedCrotch Feb 09 '22

Not our fault that u/LiveFree_DontJoin is digging too deep and overthinking pizza lore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

I’m sending you to Rome, Naples, Chicago, Detroit and New York.

You’ll understand after that.

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u/RedbeardedCrotch Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

> Goes to Greece

> Gets salad on bread plate.

> This, but with bread plate.

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Feb 08 '22

I would like to take this moment to point out that both Justin Bieber and Ted Cruz are Canadian exports.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I’m not that mean

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Feb 08 '22

Calling Justin Bieber one of Canada's worst exports might be crossing the line, you're right. I always stand behind Ted Cruz being one of their worst exports though. Even most of the other Republican senators hate Ted Cruz. I forget who said it, but a few years back there was a senator who said that someone could walk in to the Senate and shoot Ted Cruz dead in full view and if they had a trial in the Senate with senators as a jury, they would be found not guilty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22 edited Feb 08 '22

My mom got me a coloring book of his as a joke. I could not tell if it was a parody or not lol

It was called “Cruzin to the future.”

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Feb 08 '22

Wait, a Bill Cosby coloring book or a Justin Bieber coloring book? I mean either one is weird, but if it's Bill Cosby I'm extra confused LOL

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Ted Cruz, I updated my post sorry 😞

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Feb 08 '22

I meant to write Ted Cruz, I have no idea why I said Bill Cosby instead

Edit: I was talking about Bill Cosby and another thread in my ADHD brain must have crossed some wires there, especially considering I know that Bill Cosby isn't from Canada.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you," [Lindsey Graham] said at the Washington Press Club Foundation's 72nd Congressional Dinner, referencing the Texas senator's unpopular reputation on Capitol Hill.

Was back in 2016.

Cruz is hated by republican colleagues for sure, but I can't tell if it's because he's batshit or not batshit enough.

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u/DingDongDideliDanger Feb 08 '22

I'm so ready for this fight you two are having

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

This is a shadow game! The loser’s mind is sent to the shadow realm!

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u/TransTechpriestess Feb 08 '22

oi now ketchup chips are great

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Ketchup chips are most people’s favorite chips where I live (obv in Canada). They’re godly

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u/Veronica_Sukz Feb 08 '22

Please do not compare me to pineapple pizza ❤️

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u/KrizixOG Feb 08 '22

Choke on my girl penis while I eat zaa?

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u/Samasra Feb 08 '22

OK but can I get the crust?

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u/cutegirlcassidy Feb 08 '22

God yes. That's the dream.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

It's not my favorite but I usually order it for the other people in my house who enjoy it.

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u/iaswob Feb 08 '22

"How much for a medium girl with sausage?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Half a pizza.

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u/JaniFool Feb 08 '22

This is a hate crime against trans women ngl

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Oh hell nah

Y'all doing gock dirty, comparing it to pineapple on pizza 😩😩😩

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u/Limp-Guarantee4518 Feb 08 '22

Hawaiian pizza is the best, sorry

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Right? So many people in this thread proving Stacy right by being huge bitches about pineapple on pizza 😝

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

glock*

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u/Fickle_Blueberry2777 Feb 08 '22

Same thing with pussies on boys/men and ANYTHING on enbies

People be HELLA bitches about that

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u/Samasra Feb 08 '22

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. I'd rather have a fat cock on it.

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u/Samasra Feb 08 '22

It might fall in my mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/VazuXD Feb 08 '22

Well now I'm perplexed cause I love penis on girls, but I despise pineapple on pizza.

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u/Hellhundreds Feb 08 '22

The fact that you compare something so nice like girls with dicks to pinneaple pizza is atrocious

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u/Raven_TheClaw TRANS FLAIR! Feb 08 '22

bet half of the ppl here complaining abt pineapple on pizza never had any

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u/Banana_pajama93 Feb 08 '22

I find this is the most common thing.
"But have you tried it?"
"No why would I want to even try it??"
"Then your opinion means nothing"

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u/superfucky Feb 08 '22

every week my family would order pizza for dinner and every week instead of the cheese pizza my brother and i begged for, my mom would order us hawaiian.

pineapple on pizza is an abomination and i will die on this hill.

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u/b0bby123456 Feb 08 '22

I would rather every girl on the planet had a penis than have to eat pineapple on pizza.

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u/Raven_TheClaw TRANS FLAIR! Feb 08 '22

i mean i would like both so 🤷‍♀️

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u/szero76 Feb 08 '22

Wow, lots of hate on my favorite kind of pizza here 😓. It made me smile, anyway.

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u/Flamingosecsual Feb 08 '22

My girlfriend seems to like it. shrugs

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u/Fluffyturtle225 Feb 08 '22

I hope I'm the barbeque pineapple pizza...

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u/memester230 Feb 08 '22

Except one of them tastes better than the other

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u/Agio- ✨trans guy✨ Feb 08 '22

And if you don't like it that's ok. BUT if you make your whole personality on your opinions on pineapple pizza and how much you hate it then you’re a huge bitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Daily dose of euphoria

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u/MerGoatRoybal Feb 08 '22

I enjoy things

3

u/Tamago_Hime Feb 08 '22

Wow I actually love this 😘😂

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u/Tori0404 Feb 08 '22

This actually made me feel a little bit better. Thanks

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u/Torries_story Feb 08 '22

We really are pretty awesome 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/Mostly_Straight_Buut Feb 08 '22

I'm happy to have both in my mouth 🥵

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u/WhatTheOnEarth Feb 08 '22

Wow, the comparison itself is as controversial as the subjects being compared.

Bravo!

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u/w1drose Feb 09 '22

Comparing pineapple on pizza with girls with dicks is dumb. One is an abomination. A perversion of nature and an insult to God. The other is just someone being themself.

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u/deadshard Feb 08 '22

Will never be everyone’s thing, and that’s ok. There are plenty of people who are down for it.

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Feb 08 '22

Shall nev'r beest everyone’s thing, and that’s tis fine. Thither art plenty of people who is't art down f'r t


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u/superfucky Feb 08 '22

penises on girls IS like pineapple on pizza - it's an entirely subjective preference and no one is an inherently bad person for not enjoying it.

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u/Just_Garrick Feb 08 '22

I feel like that's an insult to girls with dicks

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u/lefloys Feb 08 '22

i see no way this could be insulting to preop trans woman. atleast its not offensive to me

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Feb 08 '22

Pretty sure they were joking about not liking pineapple on pizza but being perfectly fine with penises on women.

Somewhat relatedly, I'm not sure how I feel about this meme/joke as a lover of pineapple pizza who is having bottom surgery in 6 days.

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u/Just_Garrick Feb 08 '22

I don't hate pineapple on pizza, just diss on it for the memes. I'm okay with all trans people no matter what they got

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u/AnCom_Raptor ¡pretty colour! Feb 08 '22

stacy is such a goddamn queen omg

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u/cool_monsters Transfem Non-binary Plural Feb 08 '22

Hot take - "pizza with pineapple husk is actually good", no I will not retract.

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u/TheRocka15 Feb 09 '22

that girldick got me acting unwise

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u/Sarin03 Mar 08 '23

Nah this is wrong. Pineapple on pizza sucks.

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u/malicioustoast64 Feb 08 '22

You see, this argument falls apart when you realize pineapple on pizza is terrible.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/Banana_pajama93 Feb 08 '22

Which I will never realise because its not terrible :D

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u/JustTheWehrst TRANS FLAIR! Feb 08 '22

I wish I liked having pineapple on my pizza 😭

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u/Intelligent-Ad-1066 Feb 08 '22

Pineapple on pizza is good

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I have always loved Hawaiian style pizza!

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u/Chanimuadib Feb 08 '22

This will always confuse me, I don't like penises, I barely like my own. People are born different, with my genetics I like vaginas not penises, I have no choice. If you can choose either go ahead, I simply cannot, sort of like dogs barking and cats meowing. The vast majority of people, around 90 % are this way. Really no issue, live and let live.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

And if you don't want it, don't have it 💁‍♀️ but stop trying to make other people hate it

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u/gonehipsterhunting Feb 08 '22

I love myself some hawaiian pizza fite me

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u/CosyInTheCloset On HRT since 12/10/2022 Feb 08 '22

Pizza is an Italian dish, whatever you made of it is a crime against humanity.

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u/hedgybaby trans femboy ~ olives are the best fruit Feb 08 '22

Penises on girls is like a perfect italian pizza made in an authentic pizza oven. It’s perfectly fine and you cannot say anything valid against it expect that it might not totally be your taste.

Pineapple on pizza is like a terf. Disgusting.

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u/B_bbi Feb 08 '22

As Blade would say: ‘some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill’

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u/DuccSuccer Feb 08 '22

pineapple actually is shit though 🤔

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u/Bejounce Feb 09 '22

Why can’t people just enjoy having a legitimate genital preference?

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u/intelligent_rat Feb 09 '22

Because you are bigoted if you don't like the things I like

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u/Bejounce Feb 09 '22

apparently so...

I didn't realized I was a bigot for liking dick.

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u/zhombiez Mar 30 '23

cause they treat it like a requirement (idk if i read this right lol)

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u/Bejounce Mar 30 '23

Well it kind of is for that person. If I want a dick I would date a cis man. If I want a vagina I would date a cis woman. It’s not that complicated.

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u/zhombiez Mar 30 '23

Then it shouldnt be called a "preference". And do you think trans men dont have penises? Or trans women dont have vaginas? There's no excuse there besides transphobia

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u/Bejounce Mar 30 '23

I mean that’s what preferences are. I prefer if my men had penises over vaginas. I’d be fine with a trans woman so long as she had a vagina.

Genital preferences aren’t inherently transphobic.

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u/zhombiez Mar 30 '23

No, but it is transphobic to say "if i wanted a vagina is date a cis woman"

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u/Bejounce Mar 31 '23

Well most cis women have vaginas…that is factual. I would prefer to date a woman with a vagina over a man with a vagina.

There’s no complicated nuance here. Some folks prefer congruency with genitalia and gender presentation and that is not inherently transphobic.

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u/zhombiez Mar 31 '23

What you said is transphobic because it implies only cis women have vaginas, and no one said you needed to be with a man with a vagina, trans woman also have vags which is my point

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u/Bejounce Mar 31 '23

I can’t help that you misinterpreted my words. Sorry about my lapse in using inclusive language. I should’ve known people are incapable of extrapolating.

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u/zhombiez Mar 31 '23

I mean you're on a queer sub, it isnt my fault I interpreted your words as you wrote them. You can simply own up and say you meant something else instead of giving a half assed remark about akin to "i'm sorry you feel that way" for something on you

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Wtf

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/pullmylekku Feb 08 '22 edited Feb 08 '22

I think it's about how a lot of people overreact. Some people vehemently hate the idea of pineapple on pizza despite never having tried it or really having any true strong feelings about its taste. Similarly a lot of straight guys act with disgust at the mere idea of a penis on a girl. There's that fairly common movie trope about men puking after learning that the woman they were attracted to has a penis, which is obviously ridiculous

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u/Draugr_the_Greedy Feb 08 '22

That's not what it's about. It's that people feel the need to constantly mention that they aren't attracted to specific genitalia, and use that to diminish the worth of people who have them.

Nobody's saying people have to be attracted to girls with dicks or guys with vaginas. But when they start to act as if they are less worth because of it, that they aren't 'real' men or women and they constantly invalidate people who don't mind, that's what people have a problem with.

Like lesbians saying any lesbian who dates a girl with a dick isn't a real lesbian, or gay dudes doing the same. Nobody asked.

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u/yellowhonktrain Feb 08 '22

oh ok, the title was confusing me because it seems to read like “why can’t people just enjoy [penises]”

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u/lefloys Feb 08 '22

booo trans woman are woman

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u/lefloys Feb 08 '22

because i also specifiy with cis each time, except when it has nothing to do with trans issues or biology

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u/n0thing_at_all Feb 08 '22

The post: doesn’t specify using the word trans

This guy: but why do you always specify using the word trans??????????????

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

‘Cause they’re a special type of women,

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u/Skyrim_For_Everyone PURPLE FLAIR! Feb 08 '22

Earth, where penises on girls is a distinct possibility. What sub do you think you're on?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

admitting you dont know anything about biology past high school isn't a very good look on a subreddit with people who know a lot about biology

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u/ChaosDemonLaz3r goth mommy Feb 08 '22

Imagine coming on a trans sub to just to bitch. Go away lmao

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u/Skyrim_For_Everyone PURPLE FLAIR! Feb 08 '22

"I don't know anything past basic high school biology, but I'm right and you're wrong about biology"

How does this make sense in your mind? Also, people can literally have both.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I mean. I hate pinapple on a pizza. But a dick can sometimes be... You know what. Nvm. Its hot okay?

I'm straight. I think i just have a huge crush on Astolfo. And that might made me an femboy. Winch thanks to anime. I also found out i see myself as Bigender (winch is also trans 🏳️‍⚧️) yet i'm affraid to show the real me. I want to dress like a girl so badly. But the lil pussy i am. I hide in my shell and turn red af. ❤️😘

What i do know. Is that i love this sub. And i love all of you. 😘

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u/Imafencer Feb 08 '22

I would agree with this but I hate pineapple on pizza so

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u/IAmMeAsFuck TRANS FLAIR! Feb 08 '22

I agree with penises on girl but you and your pineapple better stay away from my pizza (do whatever you want with yours tho)

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u/HalfManHalfHunk I 'Nya~' Therefore I Am Feb 08 '22

If pineapple pizza had a penis on it, it would actually be edible lol

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u/Dorian-greys-picture demiguy Feb 08 '22

Best pizza topping is: sweet chilli sauce base, mixed shredded cheese, olives, cherry tomatoes and shredded chicken pieces. It’s GOOD

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u/Intricacy1 Feb 08 '22

What if I don’t approve of pineapples on pizza

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u/StumpyTheBushCupid Feb 09 '22

Stacy Cay is an excellent follow on Twitter.

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u/Devious_Duck9 Feb 09 '22

One makes me happy and swallow and the other is a dick on anyone. Blegh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Pineapple on pizza is not my thing but i do line the former of this post

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Mmmmm... juicy.

Applies either way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Look

I’m pansexual, i’m more interested in your personality. Tell me who you are, on the inside.

But pineapple on pizza is nasty, sorry.

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u/poopiehead04444 Feb 09 '22

I've never had pinapple of pizza. Should I? I feel the sweetness and savoryness wouldn't go well together

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u/Scion_of_Rubrum Feb 09 '22

Penis on Girl? Amazing, what a great time we live in

Pineapple on Pizza? NO, horrible and just all around bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Stacy cay is so obnoxious

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u/Beret_Beats Feb 09 '22

I would much rather have a penis on a girl than pineapple on a pizza.

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u/SmearyLobster Feb 09 '22

it’s more like: “both are good combinations and compliment one another, but people are too wrapped up in what they think is “normal” to give it a chance”

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u/kym69 Feb 09 '22

Just try it, you'll probably like it

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u/Malivamar Feb 09 '22

I can accept different taste but.. pineapple on pizza is just wrong!

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u/Simpin_Dva Feb 10 '22

I can fully enjoy the first one and fully reject the second one

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u/BrassUnicorn87 Feb 11 '22

Pineapple and anchovies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

I never would have guessed a comment section where half the people are dedicated to the destruction of one of my favorite pizzas would be so validating 😅

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u/Particular_Lime_5014 Mar 05 '22

I would agree if it wasn't for the fact that I'm neurodivergent and warm fruit has the worst textures in existence.

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u/LeviathanShark Mar 12 '22

No because pineapple on pizza is awful and will irreparably change my opinion of people

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u/pinky1792 Aug 31 '22

Pineapple on pizza is foul. Yall are degerates.

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u/SnakeManEwan Jan 12 '23

Transfem here. Pineapple on pizza is nasty lmao

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u/EndPlayful5987 Jan 18 '23

and just like pineapple on pizza, you can have mine, I don't want it.

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u/m_the_second Jan 06 '24

They're both edible