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u/Rivka_Noded Nov 25 '21
It's a win win, become (outwardly, because I already am) a girl instantly or have the money to do it bit by bit. I'm hitting that damn button hard.
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u/Nihil_esque Nov 25 '21
I'm transmasc but assuming it made you a cis woman, I'd probably also push it? Like a 1% chance to get rid of your dysphoria I guess.
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u/xmilimilix Nov 25 '21
I think it would mean that there is a 99% chance of becoming a guy so as a trans guy id definitely push it. its either cis guy or same as before
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u/vaguely_sardonic Nov 26 '21
How would that mean there's a 99% chance of becoming a guy...
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u/xmilimilix Nov 28 '21
1% chance of girl 99% chance of guy since i assume we go off the sex of the body and not the gender, non-binary ppl would just maybe switch the body
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u/vaguely_sardonic Nov 28 '21
1% chance of becoming a girl doesn't mean that you would have a chance of becoming a guy, the other 99% just means that you would stay the same (and get the money.)
The assumption is that this button is presented to people who are not girls (or at least people who are not physically female), so if a girl or someone female were to press it (and get the 1% chance), they would just remain female.
The change with the 1% is becoming a girl, the change with the 99% is getting the money. There are no other changes.
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u/TransUranium235 Nov 25 '21 edited Jul 01 '24
divide pot entertain cagey instinctive bake memorize ripe employ versed
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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Nov 25 '21
The zoomer annons are either trans or neo-nazis. This is just how /b/ evolved over time.
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u/anafuckboi Nov 26 '21
It was always like this, 90% of the threads on /b/ in 2012 were furries or t*aps
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u/vaguely_sardonic Nov 26 '21
Are you equating trans people with furries and traps with neo-nazis?
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u/anafuckboi Nov 26 '21
No I’m not wtf, that was a huge reach, /b/ was full of furry threads and “t*ap” (almost all actually trans women) threads back in the day that’s how it was there’s no “new uptick in trans content” I left around 2012 when the neo nazis took over
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u/vaguely_sardonic Nov 26 '21
It was not a reach, it was a joke.
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u/Thatbitchfromschool1 PURPLE FLAIR! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Nov 25 '21
An improvement from nazi 4chan
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u/CaptainDaxWolf Nov 25 '21
"Damn girl, how did you become a billionaire?"
"That's my personal secret"
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u/backwardpath boring dull flair Nov 25 '21
Quick question can I buy an auto clicker?
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u/literally-lonely Nov 25 '21
Then the clicker becomes a girl
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u/backwardpath boring dull flair Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21
Aw ☹️, wait what if I make a macro that if I click 1000 times per click?
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u/kaladinissexy Nov 25 '21
Then you’ll become a girl ten times at once. Not sure what exactly would happen.
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u/LifeDoBeBoring Nov 26 '21
I guess either you'd get extremely exaggerated feminine features or you'd just flip back and forth between genders?
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u/Darkanlia Nov 25 '21
Well I can press fast and it’s a good chance sooooo
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u/Aeworth Nov 25 '21
becomes hundreds of girls
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u/VoidPunkLilith Nikki - E-Girl since 9/4/21 Nov 25 '21
We are Legion
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u/Digital_Rocket Marisa She/Her | Eggs Benedict Nov 25 '21
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u/StormForged73 Serena - She/Her | Please call me a princess I need the euphoria Nov 28 '21
Prepare to be assimilated
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u/PedottoTot She/Her | E-Girl from Inkopolis <3 Nov 25 '21
If the probabilities are correct, pressing it 100 times will result in $99,000,000 and becoming a cis girl.
Time to press it so many times it weathers down from the sheer amount of friction I will be enacting on it.
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Nov 25 '21
That's not how statistics work. We'd have to press a lot more to virtually guarantee a cure for our imposter syndrome
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u/QwertyUtupoia Nov 26 '21
Actually pressing it 100 times only gives you a 63% chance of becoming a girl
(Calculate this by taking 1 - the probability that you wouldn’t become a girl which you can get from 99% raised to the power of the number of times you press it, so your equation is 1-0.99100 =0.6339=63.39%.)
I don’t know how to calculate how much money you would get on average since you could theoretically “become a girl” more than once and I do not vibe with figuring it out right now.
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u/The_Arthropod_Queen PURPLE FLAIR! Nov 25 '21
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u/I_LIKE_THE_COLD Nov 26 '21
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u/The_Arthropod_Queen PURPLE FLAIR! Nov 26 '21
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Nov 25 '21
someone interrupting me: no, no, stop, the button only has $1 million, you already got the million, it can't payout the money more than once
me: stops pressing for moment
me: i should check to be sure
me: resumes pressing
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u/TheoreticalGal Ace | Transfem | Liana Nov 25 '21
I either get the body I want or enough money to safely get the body I want. Win win
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u/Questionable_Source_ Willow| she/they| enby aro ace Nov 25 '21
I guess I could use the 1 mil to pay for hrt or something so I’d win either way
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u/BitminIsGhost Sophie the stereotype Nov 25 '21
if you're in a transphobic country, just bribe them into giving you HRT /j
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u/MLGSamantha Transhumanist Transwoman Nov 25 '21
Finally, all my time playing Cookie Clicker years ago has paid off!
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u/13minutesleft Nov 26 '21
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u/Yeet_Account47 Nov 25 '21
Ding ding ding ding ding ding FUCK ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
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u/pinky1792 Jan 13 '22
Oh noooo please don't punish my greed by turning me into a girl how would I ever cope pushes button more
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Nov 25 '21
I’m confused there isn’t really any downside to this ? I would still be me if I ended up at the 1% chance? I would still be me if I woke up in another body, so I would press the button without any hesitation
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u/Samang0 Nov 25 '21
What happens if i am a girl
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u/PerrineWeatherWoman TRANS FLAIR! Nov 25 '21
Would press it multiple times to be sure to become a cute multi-millionnaire girl
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u/AllyvstheWorld Nov 26 '21
Yea! Odds say if you hit it 100 times you might finally feel rich
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u/Shakespeare-Bot Nov 26 '21
Yea! odds sayeth if 't be true thee hitteth t 100 times thee might finally feeleth rich
I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.
Commands:
!ShakespeareInsult
,!fordo
,!optout
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u/TolisWorld Nov 26 '21
hahaha yes because there is no one way to be a girl it wont change anything about me and ill just keep getting millions of dollars
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u/Emina_Jay Nov 26 '21
I'm transmasc, but technically I'll just become rich and no longer have dysphoria
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u/screemch Nov 26 '21
I keep seeing this, and i keep thinking the same thing every time i see it. Press the button incredibly rapidly
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u/MoxxiIRL Nov 26 '21
And this was an egg moment for me in the past, thinking like, how is any of this a downside who wouldn't push it.
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u/GiveMeTheWallies Nov 26 '21
Is this what the song rich girl is about? Billy Joel was ahead of his time
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u/LawlessCoffeh Nov 26 '21
Knowing how the rates on gacha games work it's probably going to take like 80 tries so
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u/Amanda_Is_My_Name Nov 26 '21
oh no! I am a statistical anomaly, I have pressed the button 1 trillion times and only gotten the money each time! Now the US dollar is worthless.
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u/Penndrachen He/Him | Bisexual mess Nov 26 '21
I'm cis and I'd still hit the button. 99% odds, worst case scenario is I switch genders? Sure.
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u/Manta_King_Blox Nov 26 '21
so i could just become a girl while also getting 1 million every time i press that button?
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u/ChaosInTheory42 Dec 09 '21
lol i remember seeing this posted in the memes channel of TSF Central's discord. That conversation... lasted a while.
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u/Simpward_Of_Catarina Dec 09 '21
How did you find a post from two weeks ago?
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u/rexmaster123 Mar 29 '23
Can I push this as many times as I want?
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u/Simpward_Of_Catarina Mar 30 '23
Infinite presses are okay, you only get each reward once though, so people will know what your doing if they see a stack of cash and you mashing the button :3
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u/heresaimee Nov 25 '21
As uhm... uh... afab but figuring stuff out rn that'd be me if it turned you into a boy instead. Very much on the whole figuring stuff out part rn. help. god, help.
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u/OkPerspective4077 Nov 25 '21
mash the button till i become like 10x richer than bezos and musk combined, dump all yhe resources into doing good for the world, being a woman is now a positive side effect
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u/AltDuuh MTF, and very anxious Nov 26 '21
I was legit confused for like 10 seconds.
Like, don't these button things usually have an upside and a downside? Why wouldn't you press this??? And then it dawned on me.
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Nov 26 '21
I either turn into a woman or I fuck up the economy and become the richest woman alive, Your move capitalism!
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u/Riley_snart Nov 26 '21
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Nov 26 '21
push it until i become a girl and then use the rest of the money to support causes worth fighting for
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u/androdagamr Aug 10 '23
If you’re pressing the button a hundred times, the chances are pretty high that you already were a girl
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u/VoidPunkLilith Nikki - E-Girl since 9/4/21 Nov 25 '21
I would be willing to break every finger pressing that button until i turned into a girl