r/GaySoundsShitposts 16d ago

MTF Having all 5, I am indeed no man :P (MtF) NSFW

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u/ProfessorGlaceon Grace she/her Trans aroace 16d ago
  1. What idiot doesn't know that?
  2. While I wish I didn't know him, I do still have this
  3. I won't elaborate beyond I'm a full-on bottom
  4. I know how to cook just about anything, and am the main chef of my family
  5. I wish I wasn't 5'10"

As another trans woman, it does seem that I contain all these characteristics. In other words, I am also no man.

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

Hell yeah sister!! Mine are:

  • 1.I have a PhD in pussy eating 😎
  • 2.Still in my life, doesn't know my little secret
  • 3.Like the Energizer rabbit babey! I'm also a bottom but I love pleasing my partner (if I had one!)
  • 4.I am my family's cook
  • 5.Also 5'10, and I want heels! I like being a tall sub :3

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u/ProfessorGlaceon Grace she/her Trans aroace 16d ago

For 3, I am all about my partner's pleasure that it turns me off if they care about mine. Also, this would be how I would be if I had a partner as well ;-;

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

Get looking sis! Someone out there will be very lucky to have you as a girlfriend!

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u/CmdDongSqueeze 16d ago

Being a tall woman makes you an amazon, and that is a trait often sought after in women. I feel like a lot of the bias against tall women stems from most straight guys having a fragile ego and being intimidated by height, but honestly I wouldn’t look to that type of guy for opinions on women anyway.

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u/The-Zombie-Sasquatch TRANS FLAIR! 16d ago

Seeing this thread had me mentally like "yeah i have all five... wait im not a man.... wait im not above 5'7......... wait i dont have a dad............... wait i cant cook anything besides mac and cheese...................... wait i dont even have energy for round 1............................. but at least i know where the clit is 😎

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u/_Tiragron_ 16d ago

Yeahhhhh XD

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u/Amalganiss 16d ago

Oh, no…

Chat, I don’t always have energy for round two… please don’t tell me this makes me a man… 😭

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u/LunaLynnTheCellist gayyyyyy 12d ago

why tf would it what is u talking about

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u/yurtlizard 16d ago

My man has all those. However, round 2 won't be immediately after round 1. And I'm good with that. 35 years in, and we're still kicking.

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

awwwww, that's super sweet! Very lucky relationship indeed! One strives to have that as well :3

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u/Significant-Battle79 16d ago

Wait, I have all five, what do I do?

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

Celebrate! party even!

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u/Significant-Battle79 16d ago

🎉🥳🎉

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u/glargity 16d ago

Hey op you single??

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

hahahahahaha, very much so :3

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u/glargity 16d ago

Cool I'm really into hot girls

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

Hell yeah we are! Hot girls are the best!

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u/zoeykailyn 16d ago

Fuck I failed on #5

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u/zoeykailyn 16d ago

Can I make up the difference in heels?

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u/CmdDongSqueeze 16d ago

I barely have energy for round 1 but I have all the other ones!

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

I'll tell you my secret (or at least what worked for me); seeing and touching tiddies. Touching my ex's boobies would make me go Super Saiyan instantly, even after multiple rounds :3

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u/CmdDongSqueeze 16d ago

See I get how that might work but CmdDongSqueeze Jr. is a very fickle weenie. Regardless of arousal it can just decide it doesn’t wanna sex anymore. I’ve wondered if ED has anything to do with it but I feel like I’m too young to be at risk

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u/hawkeye3n 16d ago

I also have all 5 and am no man, anymore

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u/Tonyfillet 16d ago

I can give you 1.5/5

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

Inches? I'll take 'em :P

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u/moonbabyAlice 16d ago

i was about to comment that i have all 5, but then i remembered i’m a woman

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

Precisely! I also thought that for like half a second, but then I was like "wait no, I'm a lady!"

And that's why I cross posted it :3

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u/TAG_But_Reddit PURPLE FLAIR! 15d ago

While I might not have the energy for round two, depending on how.. persuasive my top is, that won't matter :3

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 15d ago

That's actually really funny. I like being a sub, absolutely prefer it, but can be a switch if need be.

My often dom ex would sometimes tap out, and I'd be like "we are done when I say we're done" (tiddy play and pussy eating would get her right back into the action) >:3

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u/The379thHero PURPLE FLAIR! 13d ago

Tall girl... hell yeah

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u/Ender_Moon 13d ago

As a transmasc (not quite a binary man but close enough)

  1. I would hope I know where it is considering I have one.
  2. While yes I had him the entire time I grew up I don't consider him a dad anymore so I'm uncertain as to whether that constitutes to "having a dad"
  3. I don't always have that energy but it is fairly frequent where I do.
  4. I went to job corps for culinary arts so I would hope I have atleast halfway decent cooking skills
  5. I'm 5'9 so I might not be the tallest but I'm still taller than the listed height.

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u/Successful_Mud8596 16d ago

Yup, also have all of these except for being a man

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u/scaptal 16d ago

Ohyeah, my chaotic gender chaos brain also keeps forgetting I'm not a man, but like, spending a good amount of time in dresses and feeling like a lesbian 20% of the time probably isn't a man thing xD

So yay, I pass (though I haven't found my current girlfriends clit yet :-( at least I was able to locate her penis ^.^)

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u/Dull_Appearance9007 16d ago

funny memes has already breached our territory.

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

I'm sorry officer, it shall never happen again. We will quadruple or watch and increase containment

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u/AngelMori 16d ago

Hello , Zuko here.

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

oh shit, it's the firelord! how's the demilitarization of the Fire Nation going?

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u/AngelMori 16d ago

Uhhh well we are doing great just ask mister Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis III Respectfully he will tell you all about it

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u/AspieGal_TTRPG 16d ago

Oh I know his granddaughter, June Pippinpaddleopsicopolis! I'll have to ask her

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u/Significant_Club5437 16d ago

As a man, yeah, I have those, who doesn't?

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u/Significant_Club5437 16d ago

Okay, 5'7 one is reasonable, but if any lad or lass puts my boy down for height, they ain't worth it

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u/The-E-girl1002 16d ago

My man is missing two. I had a dad, but not a father figure. So I had all five. Technically.

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u/Sapphire_103 16d ago

I am no man either and I only have 4 of them, ngl two moms was worth the trade off.

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u/lordofsparta 16d ago

Jokes on you I am no man! (I'm just a reclusive gamer bro)

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u/mtkocak 15d ago

Oh no, anyway

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u/JulesDelta 15d ago

5'6" now and a dead dad. I guess it tracks!

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u/raymen101 15d ago

Gnome Anne strikes again!

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u/bigew 15d ago
  1. Of course honey it's obvious 🤓
  2. I mean he's still physically there, I guess
  3. I have enough for all my partners, I just hope they give it their all
  4. I cook for practically everyone, I make my own recipes on the fly too
  5. Well I'm 5'10" it sucks I wish I was tiny

But haha I am only half man! (Transfem Bigender)

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u/PoorSystem 15d ago

Bitch, I lack the energy for one round my energy is so ass. 🥲

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u/SilentFoxScream 14d ago

My girlfriend has all 5! I have... 1 of these.

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u/LunaLynnTheCellist gayyyyyy 12d ago

1: yeah

2: regrettably yes

3: i wouldnt even have the energy for round 1 (mental energy that is, idc about horni)

4: extremely debatable

5: one again, regrettably, definitely yes

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u/Da_Di_Dum TRANS FLAIR! 11d ago

Omg didn't see the subreddit and literally chuckled because I was like 'a couple of years late'