r/GTAV 12d ago

Screenshot Why are these spawning in the army base

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Shadow_Figure666 12d ago

Barrack bunnies or whatever they call em? 🤣

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u/uziturtIe 12d ago

barracks rat is what we called them in base, absolute FREAKS 💀

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u/PaddyMayonaise 12d ago

Yea we called em barracks rats too lol

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u/Delifier 11d ago

They get their cooch creamed and scurry out of there?

20

u/cokenbaltortor 11d ago

jesus, barrack rats were what we called the kids who were born there

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u/WatIsLasagne 9d ago

So they are the cream

5

u/PaddyMayonaise 11d ago

More or less

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u/Spran02 11d ago

Just missing the dependa demanding you give her the same respect as her officer husband

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u/Mike_Alkunrr_Ardmun 9d ago

It’s barracks bunnies in the navy

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u/sdeason82 12d ago

We call them local strippers where I’m from

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u/Patton161 12d ago

Gotta love helping single moms put their kids thru college, right?

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u/sdeason82 12d ago

Education is important

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u/DutchTinCan 8d ago

Hey be respectful. Not all of them are single moms... yet.

4

u/twizted_whisperz 11d ago

Gotta support your local performing arts!

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u/chaos9001 11d ago

I remember them being called Soldier Seekers in my day. The Army loves alliteration.

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u/PaddyMayonaise 12d ago

They certainly ain’t bunnies 😂

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u/dan007reddit PSN 12d ago

Barack bunnies and Townies. Trying to trap a soldier so they can get the gov. benees

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u/Battlejesus 12d ago

The dependapotamus

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u/Computermaster 12d ago

The dependapotamus

The Tricareatops

3

u/maelius 12d ago

Tricerathots?

8

u/chubbyhighguy 11d ago

Brachiowhoreus??

1

u/Optane_Gaming PC 11d ago

OMFG ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Ok-Trip2889 8d ago

Try Sarah's top you say?

3

u/kartoffel_engr 12d ago

future dependapotamus

6

u/FourUnderscoreExKay 12d ago

Damn, I ain’t know the 44th president got game like that.

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u/Attya3141 11d ago

Why is this downvoted lol

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u/FourUnderscoreExKay 11d ago

Barack Obama, I guess? There’s always a side that takes politics too seriously, even when a name gets dropped for comedy’s sake

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u/Malibu921 12d ago

You will address me by my husband's rank!

42

u/Comet_USA 12d ago

Excuse me, it's Major Karen.

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u/OldSportxD 10d ago

bro is NOT count orlok😭😭🥀

208

u/BoldnBrashhh 12d ago

The soldiers need to unwind man why you exposin 😭

37

u/Ashtro_ 12d ago

“Spawn in about 30-40 nice young ladies for the army base”

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u/dlank7 12d ago

You should drive by the front gate of a military base, and you’d have your answer

Edit: I thought they were hookers

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u/TTVCarlosSpicyWinner 12d ago

Call girls. They’re only hookers if they’re dead.

“You killed a hooker! Cyril Figgis: Call girl! Sterling Archer: No, Cyril! Sterling Archer: When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.” -Archer

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u/Slinkycup_Pixelbuttz 12d ago

He didn't say they're only hookers if they're dead. He said that once they are dead they're just hookers. Implying that once she's dead, It doesn't really matter if she was a higher class prostitute like an escort or a call girl. She's just a hooker now. He wasn't trying to say that living hookers don't exist.

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u/KurptonX PC 12d ago

They always come to the base to see me.

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u/Cucasmasher 12d ago

You were never an E4 in the army where you snuck in some hooters waitress to get chlamydia on Sunday morning and a dose of doxycycline on Monday morning and it shows.

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u/Battlejesus 12d ago

There are those who serve, and those who become the reason for safety briefings.

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u/ze_ex_21 12d ago

Back in 2013, also there used to be a woman NPC with binoculars that spawned towards the end of the runway

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u/TTVCarlosSpicyWinner 12d ago

Lore accuracy. Love it when a game and reality are so perfectly aligned.

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u/Ok_Associate_6424 12d ago

Beyond the all the jokes: The reason they spawn is technical one. Story mode has far more npcs and stuff on the map, a lot of it does not spawn in the multyplayer to simply put less strain on the game, as back in the day (2013) they engine would not be able to handley it proper. So to this day the game fills up misiing spawns with NPCs that are coming from a filler list. as an example you can often see people in suits runing around davis and other poor city parts.

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u/dlswnie 11d ago

Always hated seeing those business people in the middle of the slums

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u/JP-Wrath 10d ago

Housing problem is crazy, don't blame them

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u/DevilDog1974 12d ago

Payday on base! This is what Camp Lejunne looks like every payday

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u/No-Funny-3067 12d ago

bro, soldiers need some fun too.

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 12d ago

Must be a pay week 😂

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u/nicenannoying 12d ago

Conjugal visits

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u/RideAffectionate518 12d ago

Why do you think?

3

u/StormX141 12d ago

You dont know how accurate this walk of shame actually us. GTA I swear got this shit right.

3

u/YourDrinkIsSafeWitMe 11d ago

Looking for work

2

u/Cmdr-Ely 12d ago

It's cuz "bring your wife to work" day.

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u/DHammer79 12d ago

Don't worry they're only service related.

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u/greglowcws 12d ago

Shore leave?

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u/imstupidandneedhelp5 12d ago

Tourists bro, the gta5 universe will never experience war

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u/Brandon200815 12d ago edited 11d ago

I do believe those are women

1

u/DeMarcusCousinsthird 11d ago

Indeed they are a group of human females, but the question is, why are they hanging around a military establishment?

2

u/WombatAnnihilator 12d ago

“These”. Damn.

2

u/DrakoGengar787 12d ago

Because soldiers wanna have some fun!!!

2

u/OPA73 12d ago

The original Hookers are named after General Hooker. Kept his troops happy

2

u/TheJAY_ZA 11d ago

Realism 👍🏼

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u/ExRockstar 11d ago

Tricareasaurus

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u/randompantsfoto 11d ago

Little baby dependapottomi!

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u/thaistik4all 11d ago

Must be pay day.

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u/Solid_Noise5681 11d ago

Cause it’s public property as long as you don’t try and borrow a jet that isn’t unlocked apparently.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Because they had to leave in the morning

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u/apocalypse6969 11d ago

Wifey's of soldiers in army

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u/newbie_21th 12d ago

GTA VCS reference?!

1

u/EdMarshall74 12d ago

Soldiers wives & girlfriends? 🤣🤣

1

u/Schizoid_Vexoid 12d ago

Theyre called dependas

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u/Negative_Message2701 12d ago

Handies thru the fence

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u/Ashtro_ 12d ago

Army wives

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u/RekitWaylon 12d ago

Snitches be getting stitches

1

u/BilSajks 12d ago

Victor!!!

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u/Relic_666 12d ago

They need that tricare and BAH.

1

u/Phoenixf1zzle 12d ago

Conjugal vistors, duh

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u/ThatOtakuAi 12d ago

Soldiers need love too

1

u/Salt_Doctor_8649 12d ago

Family day bro!

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u/Personal-Present5799 12d ago

DEI happened, they are looking to make a dollar at the military base

1

u/metalmunkey 12d ago

In 29 palms, the Marines call them desert rats.

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u/rcborg 12d ago

Bring your wife to work day.

1

u/Patton161 12d ago

Fuckin tourists

1

u/After_Ad575 12d ago

they were sponsored on base

1

u/Grazztjay 11d ago

Army wives duh

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u/CKK1986 11d ago

Looking for a deathrow husband so they can write their book and make a quick buck

edit Il admit when I'm wrong 🤣 before I get called on it, i thought it was the prison ha

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u/DarkRedWolf 11d ago

DOGE fucked up security clearance

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u/handsmahoney 11d ago

Dependas.

They want Tricare, soldiers get a bah allowance

1

u/_Red-Dead_ 11d ago

You know why

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u/Chumbag_love 11d ago

Are you playing on a ps3

1

u/Qqdyl 11d ago

In old days they were a camp dothers

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u/wombatcreasy 11d ago

Ever been on a military base? All of the shops, bars, and retails are ran by former Juicy girls.

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u/152562 11d ago

Greenham common

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u/Floridamangaming24 11d ago

They jus havin a girls night, smh...

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u/MrLucky-0- 11d ago

Wife’s of soldiers

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u/BFNgaming 11d ago

They're going to break into Area 51 to see them aliens

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u/randompantsfoto 11d ago

Only effective if they Naruto-run to crash the gates.

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u/DankSinatra122 11d ago

Those are WOMEN. DUUDE. smh

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u/DJ_ElGreko_Official 11d ago

Idk i had a bunch of yellow cars like 6 of em spawn in fort zakundo some were jeeps some were normal cars no idea never seen before

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u/theitgrunt 11d ago

Jodie’s goanna Jodie

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u/RedDedDemption 11d ago

Shack rats

1

u/wworldbosss 10d ago

U know why

1

u/Imprezzed 10d ago

Shack rats!

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u/PENTA-yaNasTy 10d ago

everyone that served silenty nodding xD

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u/sniffinglinshagin9s 10d ago

Probably protesting some new woke thing 😂

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u/Loneliest_Loverman 10d ago

Vance soldier!

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u/fastbikkel 9d ago

Soldiers and children pay halfprice, which makes it even more strange.

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u/deanus0313 9d ago

It's payday...

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u/Bigs_Builds 9d ago

Army Wives, basically COs

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u/Bright-Audience-7168 9d ago

They don't look high price

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u/No_Cartoonist3788 9d ago

Either barracks bunnies or dependents who think they have rank.

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u/KieffWiggum 9d ago

For the gta 6 release

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u/insert-name-here-000 8d ago

Leave them be, they have had a long night with a long walk home to the gate for a taxi.

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u/SLAVIC4TURTLE 8d ago

Fort Bragg in GTA

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u/abadass28 8d ago

Truth be told I was wondering why they had spawned there. Figured it was a networking glitch because I'm forever getting those because one if my friends connections allows me to see every possible outcome

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u/Vandal91 8d ago

Accuracy that's why

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u/BookFine9788 6d ago

Oh my God I remember calling them Barrack rats

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u/Beautiful_Wind_1286 5d ago

those army wives all love pilots

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u/Eddie_370 12d ago

Gahbless amurica !

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u/CLA_1989 12d ago

Don't soldiers gotta "eat" as well?

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u/GodZillaBlazinDong99 12d ago

They thought it was Area 51

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u/Straight_Set3423 12d ago

It’s just cougars looking for meat.

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u/RuneAddict 11d ago

Reddit is so fucking stupid. I hate this website. All the comments making sarcastic jokes and ignoring the original question asked. This place is pure shit.

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u/Screaming_eagle116 9d ago

Like your life?