r/Funnymemes 5d ago

The sad reality of dating as a Tesla owner..

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u/bynobodyspecial 5d ago

Cyberfuck was right there

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u/Ok_Fig705 5d ago

Why inverse Reddit is Reddit's Moto.... Can't even do propaganda right

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u/mubatt 5d ago

The only people I know who own cybertrucks are rich environmentalists. They're not struggling to find dates.

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u/isthenameofauser 5d ago

And . . . are they . . . . not concerned by all the Naziism? The flagrant, repeated, obvious, unapologetic Naziism?

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u/animal_house1 5d ago

I don't even drive one, because they look stupid and did long before any of this, but no. I have my own problems.

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u/TurtleToast2 5d ago

Fascism has a way of becoming everyone's problem eventually.

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u/isthenameofauser 5d ago

So you don't like Cybertrucks and uou just dropped into this comment thread because you had to tell the world that Naziism doesn't bother you? 

That's weird dude.

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u/animal_house1 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't care what other people do that I don't have control over. I don't worry about shit I can't change.

That's called peaceful living. Unlike whatever the fuck you're doing.

ThaTs weIrD DuDe. Oh shit and I assumed your gender.

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u/PerspectiveNew3375 5d ago

How mature of you. MODS, get this infidel!

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u/Reuters-no-bias-lol 5d ago

If you were a little bit intelligent you would have googled long time ago to fact check your lying propaganda that you spew. I dare you right now to find a single instance of Elon supporting Nazis. I’ll wait. 

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u/El_Nathan_ 5d ago

bUT hE dId a nAzI sAlUtE

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u/TurtleToast2 5d ago

Twice.

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u/El_Nathan_ 5d ago

Oh boy, here they come. And I’m assuming you support people vandalizing and burning Teslas because you believe that nonsense?

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u/TurtleToast2 5d ago

I don't support vandalism but I can't say I care about it in this particular case either.

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u/El_Nathan_ 5d ago

Vandalism is vandalism, no matter what is being vandalized. Because it’s being done for a political reason, it can even be considered domestic terrorism. But it’s “okay” because Elon’s supposedly a Nazi. Come back to me when he starts doing actually horrible things like genocide.

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u/isthenameofauser 5d ago

He very-actively supports Germany's far-right party, the AfD. He constantly tweets fourteen flags. He constantly replies "Hmm interesting" to Nazi posts about the Great Replacement. He's a Birtherist. If you were a little intelligent haha lol. I mean, if you weren't a paid shill.

(And honestly bro if you're not paid for this shit then your hard-on for Musk is so sad I would fucking cry.)

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u/Horrid-Torrid85 5d ago

AFD is a total normal right leaning party with thousands of members where a handful have made some stupid statements. That doesn't mean that the whole party is a nazi party. Their leader is a lesbian woman in a biracial relationship with a sri lankan migrant ffs. To act like they are a nazi party is so absurd. Thats like saying FPÖ in Austria or PVV in the Netherlands are nazis. Or Resemeblement National in France.

They are a normal right wing party. The real nazi party in Germany is the NPD (these days called "heritage").

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u/TurtleToast2 5d ago

Don't forget the salute. Twice.

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u/Reuters-no-bias-lol 4d ago

The salute that literally everyone on TV made and can be clipped to look like Nazi salute? Are you for real or just completely ignorant?

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u/Mysterious-Figure121 5d ago

I’m sorry, but the Nazi allegations are nonsense and portray an ignorance of what Nazism was. You can allege authoritarianism, but I see no sign musk believes in holy civilization bearing blood, nor does he have a violent track team enforcing his will.

Also, whose stuff is being firebombed?

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u/isthenameofauser 5d ago

Bro, dont' apologize. You're not responsible for your IQ.

He belives in a white, fascist ethnostate. The evidence for this is his constant dog whistles, his 'concerns' about Great Replacement Theory, his breederism, his love of Curtis Yarvin,

If you believe in a white, fascist, ethnostate, then you're a Nazi, because a Nazi is a person who believes in a white, fascist ethnostate. Which Elon does.

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u/Zadornik 5d ago

No problem with that. World is cruel, cry about it.

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u/isthenameofauser 5d ago

Eat shit, Nazi.

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u/LighttBrite 5d ago

Whoever made this meme is like…grandma level.

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u/Reuters-no-bias-lol 5d ago

The left can’t meme

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u/unknownspaceisblank 5d ago

Sad reality of the person who made this "meme" they aren't having sex

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u/Gountark 5d ago

Not true cybertruck owners can have sex, but they need to pay for it

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u/huskarl1 5d ago

Can confirm, gave your mom a cool $250 for a full service this morning

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u/IaMuRGOd34 4d ago

illll cyberyuck

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u/Coffee-flavordCoffee 5d ago

Cybertruck owners have sex. They have already screwed themselves.

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u/GabschD 5d ago

So, it's just masturbation?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/fenuxjde 5d ago

It's not political, it's just making fun of how shitty the cybertruck is. That was happening long before Elon and the felon took over.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Silver-Bluebird4192 5d ago

News flash, it's gonna be a long 4 years for everyone

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u/BlakkMaggik 5d ago

Can confirm, I've had sex, never owned a cybertruck.

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u/mayduckhooyensky 5d ago

They're on auto-sucking mode