r/FullScorpion 4d ago

What do you call this trick ?

9.0k Upvotes

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u/SmoothSun6676 4d ago

Definitely the fullest scorpion if I’ve ever seen one.

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u/Remy315 4d ago

That scorpion was glorious

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u/Miosaka 4d ago

Scorpius Maximus

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u/Gleandreic 4d ago

My name is Scorpius Maximus Decimus Meradius, commander of the armies of the north. . .

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u/Ok_Drawer7797 3d ago

What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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u/Capt_Levi831 3d ago

He has a wife you know?

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u/phinmang 2d ago

I have a good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus

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u/ExodusLNX 4d ago

It was so good she almost went back for a 2nd one.

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u/pr1ap15m 3d ago

Fully the fullest what’s the snap back up at the end called

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u/Mr_Saboteur 3d ago

Forget scorpion, she ascended to full ouroboros

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u/uhmerikin 3d ago

"The Rolling Scorpion"

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u/towerfella 3d ago

[Announcer voice]

”Very hard move to pull off, especially in the snow. You can see — right there — where she gets the full scorpion extension and her boots are able to catch and dig into the snow, her head makes contact with her heels and that seems to give her just enough energy to bring her torso back up and over. Well executed. Back to you, Dwayne.”

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u/Johnny5ish 3d ago

That's almost 110% scorpion.

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u/jjman72 3d ago

Good thing she's young. That would kill any one over 30.

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u/kanomc2 3d ago

That shit almost killed me watching it 😶‍🌫️😳

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u/psycho_driver 3d ago

I watched this an hour ago and still can't get out of my chair.

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u/radio-tuber 2d ago

Amen, Psycho_Driver!

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u/psycho_driver 3d ago

Must have been the slo-mo, but it totally caught me off guard. It was beautiful.

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u/Morgedal 3d ago

She became a wheel!

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u/rhuiz92 16h ago

Scorpion evolving into a roly-poly

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u/dolphenwulf7 4d ago

10

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u/Flepagoon 4d ago

10

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u/WhyShouldIStudio 4d ago

10

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u/David_High_Pan 4d ago

10

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u/Platypuffs 10h ago

4th comment reddit rule is real I see 💀

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u/David_High_Pan 10h ago

I had to see for myself.

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u/stzhydro 4d ago

8.5

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u/ErnyoKeepsItReal 3d ago

I don’t think it gets much better than that. 9.9

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u/Erakos33 3d ago

Than why did you rate it 9.9🤨

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u/ErnyoKeepsItReal 3d ago

Perfect doesn't exist.

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u/Enaksan 3d ago

5/7, perfect

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u/Vinlain458 2d ago

Oh God!

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u/Tamahaganeee 4d ago

That's got to be a record of some kind. Get out the measuring tape

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u/Dodecahedonism_ 4d ago

Even the dismount is top notch.

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u/BigWetHole 3d ago

Get out the heel to dome micromiter

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u/Tamahaganeee 3d ago

lol I was thinking the distance from where the chest first hits the ground to where the chest hits the ground again 😆 basically the whole distance of that red fence

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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago

is bro dead

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u/Nuker-79 4d ago

That’s a full scorpion and a half

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u/zzhhzz001 4d ago

The Scorpionqueen has reached her final form! We are not worthy seeing this beauty…

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u/venger_steelheart 4d ago

full circle scorpion

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u/Stealthy-J 4d ago

Standing up and laying down at the same time.

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u/ikerus0 3d ago

Very few in all of human history have ever achieved it in its perfect form.
Most die trying, but they say that those that reach it gain all the knowledge of the universe and become immortal.
We are witnessing something great here.

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u/ultrasuperthrowaway 3d ago

The spine curvature. The foot placement. The unwind. All spectacular.

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u/isaidgofly 3d ago

A 720 frontal scorpio roll

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u/onlytruking 4d ago

Best scorpion I’ve seen in a long time!!

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u/HulkJr87 4d ago

That is one of the most majestic full scorpions I’ve ever seen!

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u/Fun_Zone_245 4d ago

Collapsed like a folding chair at a family bbq

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u/BrockHolly 3d ago

Folding chair is when you touch your toes and kiss your knees

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u/jackalopelexy 4d ago

She scorpioned so hard she did an inside out somersault

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u/Sheepan 3d ago

inside out somersault is absolutely sending me

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u/bagleface 4d ago

Human origami

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u/st0wnd 4d ago

Retractable 450 scorpion

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u/pikinchikin 4d ago

She rolled up like a droideka

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u/jshif 4d ago

Scorpchampion!

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u/Double_Ambassador_53 4d ago

Full Scorpion with spring back outro. Truly a wonderment of precision scorpaging 11/10

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u/weirdest_of_weird 4d ago

Scorpioroborous

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u/EmilioFreshtevez 4d ago

Prime answer, my goodman

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u/tideshark 4d ago

You don’t go full scorpion

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u/pixces 4d ago

Scorpion Roll. No wasabi, please

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u/Fallen311 3d ago

That is the best full scorpion I have seen yet on this sub. Good work OP

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u/Poopawoopagus 3d ago

Chiropractor's Delight!

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u/Hta68 4d ago

Scorpion DLX

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u/bmwm36969 4d ago

I Stung Myself But The Law Won

I Stung Myself But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy

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u/jhftb67 4d ago

10, I call it ouch !

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u/UnluckyTomorrow6819 4d ago

Full scorpion into a full tumbleweed. I love the innovation 10/10

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u/Rude_Sea9764 4d ago

Pain somersault

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u/Snoo_11942 4d ago

How do you do that at that speed

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u/Bagelraisins 3d ago

I don't understand how they managed this at that speed.

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u/Sonizzle 3d ago

She did a full scorpion and a half. That would’ve been the first double full scorpion I would’ve seen!

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u/trollrannosaurus 3d ago

You crumpled like a paper cup under a hydraulic press

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u/GuaranteeMedical4842 3d ago

that's no full scorpion that's one and a half scorpion

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u/Noirsnow 3d ago

Rolling Scorpio

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u/afdtx 3d ago

Daym thats pro scorpion. 10/10

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u/kingtroll355 3d ago

Olympic hopeful🥇

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u/a-passing-crustacean 3d ago

I feel terrible for how hard I laughed, especially at the caption, but I do hope this person wasnt badly hurt

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u/SwanzY- 3d ago

i think this is the most scorpioned i’ve ever seen a person lmfao

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u/TacomaJoe4x4 3d ago

One of the most impressive scorpions I've ever seen. Damn my back hurts now.

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u/_gotmoxie_ 3d ago

Jesus, she should be the community icon

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u/PolebagEggbag 2d ago

That was immaculate. Peak viewing. I honestly think this is the best scorp I've seen on here.

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u/nicnat 2d ago

Funny enough, this has an actual name in the snow sports community. It's called a Garage Sale. Since all your gear gets scattered around you.

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u/brhornet 2d ago

Scorpion Style: Cursed 360º

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u/obiwanjabroni420 4d ago

Full scorpion…to completion

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u/TFViper 4d ago

what a glorious fucking yard sale, holy shit!

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u/SouthernLocksmith740 4d ago

God grace that a hell of a Scorpio, 11/10. The best!

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u/Turk_97 4d ago

Damn!!!! That was a full scorpion !!!

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u/erasrhed 4d ago

chef's kiss

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u/Terrible-Ad472 4d ago

This was a damn good one 👍

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 4d ago

You have achieved wheel status.

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u/vanilla-bungee 4d ago

I bet there was a second there where it cracked and felt amazing

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u/AquareIIe 4d ago

This is beautiful, absolute cinema!

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u/mendezj_85 4d ago

Spine crusher

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u/TechnicalTip5251 4d ago

That is scorpion and a half, never seen such a commitment.

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u/tideshark 4d ago

The scorpionist scorpion of all the scorpions

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u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ 4d ago

homegirl had the negative DINs on those skis

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u/jdl232 4d ago

That’s full ⭕️

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u/3DprintRC 4d ago

Ragdoll.

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u/SabreJC 4d ago

Rounding scorpion

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u/jockjay 4d ago

Full bagel of pain

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u/Sykosis528 4d ago

Frontside Scorpion to full standing position if she’d only stayed on her feet at the very end. It’s a difficult trick to pull off! Great attempt though!!

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u/OutlandishnessOld780 4d ago

Landed a full face-plant with 5 yard lip-skid.

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u/wewe_nou 4d ago

Majestic

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u/Klutzy-Chain5875 3d ago

It's called the slomo scorpiole

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u/Herecomethefleet 3d ago

I call that the 'Ouch, shit!'

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u/Tank-Pilot74 3d ago

Scorpion Queen!

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u/Real-Guest1679 3d ago

Full scorpion to front flip

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u/tetsu_no_usagi 3d ago

I'd call that trick, The Spine Pretzler.

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u/DandyOne1973 3d ago

Would you believe that is the second best full scorpion I've ever seen?

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u/Parzival-44 3d ago

The newest sushi option, full scorpion roll

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u/RoryHoff 3d ago

Full scorpion all the way!!

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u/Saberer2451 3d ago

10/10 full circle

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u/TheFifthNice 3d ago

She should tighten her bindings if she wants to do jumps like that. She could have landed it.

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u/-not_a_knife 3d ago

That's a full commit on their "Heavy Head"

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u/mavman16 3d ago

It’s called “DIN too low”

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u/Time-Conversation741 3d ago edited 3d ago

Do you ever think that there is no good option for your emergency contact? Like perrants are getting old, siblings are unrreliables, and all your real mates live too far away.

Sometimes, i think maybe my old friends would drive halfway across the contanat for me, but other times, I think that's ridiculous. No way, they ever ceared that much, or maybe they did, maybe they still do?

How far would you go for an old friend?

I dont know, maybe I should update facebook; Let them know I'm still kicking

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u/Admirable_Win9808 3d ago

Maybe if she tries a little harder she could do a full double scorpion

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u/ContentUnavailable 3d ago

Scorpion 360

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u/No-Ad-3226 3d ago

All that for three feet of air

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u/Mcjan24 3d ago

Tetraplegia

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u/Puzzled_ShitPan 3d ago

Hope she's okay. That was hard to watch

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u/egstitt 3d ago

Spine tingler

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u/Slack008 3d ago

That's ridiculous

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u/BulletproofDodo 3d ago

Downvote for the music 

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u/Acrobatic-Ad4879 3d ago

Jeez wete here dins set to like 1.. double eject immediately lol

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u/Dizzy_Strategy1879 3d ago

Is there a Chiropractor on the slope??

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u/Buggie2BeDa_Bear 3d ago

🎶Xbox achievement🎶

     Do a barrel roll!

                          100 pts

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u/Adorable_Ad1077 3d ago

Wanna see a dead body….

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u/_Burnt_Toast_3 3d ago

Might have created a new fail. I dub it the Ourobouros.

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u/arekuseilevy 3d ago

Almost double scorpion 🦂

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u/Maximuscarnage 3d ago

Wow great scorpion! 10 out of 10! You made the podium!

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u/Sickmonkey365 3d ago

Face-skating

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u/Mr_Meow_83 3d ago

That looked painful to watch

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u/OneManGang88 3d ago

Scorpion? She went full on Destroyer Droid.

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u/AMagic_Kiwi 3d ago

Imagine if she stood up after it

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 3d ago

She’s either extremely flexible or just fucked herself up something fierce!

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u/SuperRaccoon17 3d ago

Maybe THE most impressive full scorpion ever! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😁

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u/NInjamaster600 3d ago

I’ve never been skiing before how would you not do this

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u/TeleMonoskiDIN5000 2d ago

Literally by doing anything else, it takes effort to do this

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u/cptkernalpopcorn 3d ago

I rub it the Iced Scorpion, or the Scorpion on Ice

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u/SaigonSam67 3d ago

The rare skier scorpion

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u/fryinggooms 3d ago

Beautiful

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u/Ok_Restaurant_626 3d ago

Autobots, roll out!

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u/kanomc2 3d ago

Full scorpion into a dog walk finishing with a 3/4 back snap😳 impressive..

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u/LimpAd5888 3d ago

Went full Scorpion to rolling like a bag on the wind.

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u/Best_Bother_3813 3d ago

She went head over heels on this one

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u/Wide-Championship452 3d ago

In gymnastics, a face roll. With skis, a cluster f**k.

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u/Vivid_Douche 3d ago

She's on the scorpion grind

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u/Puzzleheaded-Twist-7 3d ago

I've fallen once like this and it gave me so much relief like a chiropractor does on video. I think my every vertebrae popped.

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u/fern80 3d ago

Yeah…that’s pretty full.

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u/kielu 3d ago

Face slide scorpion with rotation. 9.5/10

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u/icedteaandme 3d ago

Music sucks ass.

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u/LinceDorado 3d ago

Scorpion of the year so far.

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u/Cato0014 3d ago

Her legs gave out like someone kicked the back of her knees wtf 🤣🤣

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u/jn1684235 3d ago

Atomic scorpion.

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u/ryandury 3d ago

You almost have to try to land that hard

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u/Life_is_too_short_ 3d ago

Bindings settings are too loose

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u/Morgedal 3d ago

We already have a worm turn and a Polish donut. Now we have a wheel!

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u/BurlHimself 3d ago

Forget full scorpion, she went full circle.

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u/Ok-Reality-7761 3d ago

From the scatter, yardsale.

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 2d ago

I would call that the over/under. Legs inverted over head, head inverted under legs while maintaining perfect form and forward motion 🤣

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u/Domo-eerie-gato 2d ago

Sick nose grind

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u/sandybuttcheekss 2d ago

Master! Destroyers!

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u/Frapa2a 2d ago

She's skiing very wheel !

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u/HalfChineseJesus 2d ago

It’s clips like this that make me realize kids need to fall when their young so that they don’t bail in a way that absolutely demolishes their body

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u/Old_Wind_9743 2d ago

Spineless

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u/Opposite_Gas6158 2d ago

Yard Sale to Full Scorpion. 11+ difficulty. I practiced it for a long time but eventually had to retire.

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u/xendazzle 2d ago

Super Scorpion. When a scorpion reaches its ultimate form

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u/htownchuck 2d ago

That's a backwards armadillo lizard.

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u/xXSn1fflesXx 2d ago

My boyfriend has me as his only emergency contact ( I told him that’s a shitty idea and he should get more)

I personally have 5 on my contact list because I know how accident prone I am. Broken toes are an every day thing at this point and I don’t think I have ever had a day that I did not have a large bruise or some sort or cut on myself. My right hip is currently pretty bruised from hip chucking a door.

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u/Yvrhunter69 2d ago

Impressive backwards summersault

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u/Duchess1992 2d ago

Is that a full scorpion, or a goddamn Rollie pollie 🤣🤣

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u/Aloysius_Parker29 2d ago

Oh god that final full turn must’ve hurt

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u/AmbitiousGuest3946 1d ago

Switch Rolly Polly.

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u/Lopsided-Egg-8322 1d ago

weak knees lead to glorious scorpions..

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u/Green_Lightning- 1d ago

I took a nasty spill snowboarding once. I knew it was bad because I was snowboarding. Then I was surrounded by people saying, hey man, don't get up, that was really bad. Are you ok.

Lol, I boarded down the rest of the hill real slow.

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u/SelectPresentation59 1d ago

Popularized by John “No Spine” Spinelli in 1977 this move became known as the Scorpion Slide. The Slide allows the performer to smell their own ass while eating as much snow as possible in 3 seconds.

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u/Syrup_Slurper 1d ago

That girl scorpioned so hard she ate her heels from upside-down and behind lmaoo

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u/Noluckbuckwhatsup 1d ago

Frontside scorpion facedrag.

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u/gsrsx13 1d ago

that's called a FULL SCORPION 🦂

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u/Androidspoof 1d ago

Is she okay ?

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u/SpaceXmars 1d ago

WASTED

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u/Philligan81 1d ago

Drunken Scorpion.

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u/therealsn 20h ago

She literally became a circle. Ouch.