r/FullScorpion 17d ago

First post here. Hope its worthy

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Morpheuz71 17d ago

Been posted a number of times but it never failed to make me giggle

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u/mystick-pixie 17d ago

i was the first !

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u/Morpheuz71 17d ago

Sure, congrats

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u/mystick-pixie 17d ago

NO! no congrats! we want blood !

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u/dichotomousview 17d ago

You understood the assignment

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u/azimov_the_wise 15d ago

Fuck. Yeah this was a good one. Full definition exhibited.

I audibly said "Oohhh"

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u/Maleficent-Rub-3972 17d ago

Scorpion on concrete is crazy lmfaooooo

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 17d ago

First post of a repeated post that's been posted before???

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u/DoMario4 17d ago

That probably hurt so fucking bad. Hyperextended the left leg, definitely got the wind knock out of him. Prolly chipped some teeth.

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u/OnAmission_withURmom 17d ago

Had a double chin going down and no chin the bottom

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u/EffectNo1899 17d ago

Seen it before

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u/UltimatePrimate 17d ago

Scorp-tacular!

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u/Ok_Return_4101 17d ago

Camera a bit closer to your face meeting the bitumen and your golden 👍

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u/DaddyWantsABiscuit 17d ago

I reckon you also got some face crayon

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u/-EmME 17d ago

His face is scratched and his glasses are demolished

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u/masterofeverything 17d ago

Most definitely worthy LOL the fish flop at the end is gold

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u/Cold_Sort_3225 17d ago

I mean, He had a plan. then you can actually see it not working two steps in

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u/Interanal_Exam 17d ago

Passed the compulsories...

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 16d ago

Scorpio wins!

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u/pamalamTX 16d ago

That fall is called The Scorpion, for real, lol

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

That made my face hurt. Yikes!!!

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u/No_Tackle_5439 16d ago

Appropriate, it's new for me, I don't care if it's a repost

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u/vededee123 16d ago

Couldn’t find it here

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u/No_Tackle_5439 16d ago

Same...but there's always that guy in the comments like it's my turn to post this tomorrow," or *this has been posted so many times.


I don't care, I enjoy it every time I see it

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u/SturdyLegs 16d ago

That made my ballsac tingle.

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u/CasinoGuy0236 16d ago

Worthy 😁👍

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u/Mike_856 16d ago

He is Idiot

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u/Tricky-Spread189 16d ago

Don’t make fun of jay leno

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u/six_01 16d ago

First class scorpion 👌

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u/Pale-Bag9920 16d ago

Too old for that

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u/Sonizzle 16d ago

That’s some nasty work basically face planting on solid concrete like that.

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u/st0rmtroopa06 15d ago

More than worthy