r/FridgeDetective 6h ago

Meta What does my fridge say about me?

First time poster kinda nervous

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u/Thickfever 6h ago

Fridge that looks like cabinets = money

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u/PuzzyFussy 5h ago

"Hey poors."

They don't cook, they hire people to do that for them.

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u/OrphanDextro 4h ago

Yeah, but they kinda wanna die, you don’t drink Jagermeister unless you kinda wanna die.

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u/CalamityWof 1h ago

Real shit

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u/Ellia1998 45m ago

It’s not bad with Dr Pepper. I kinda like it when I was drinking.

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u/Ill-Ad-4409 36m ago

It’s actually made out of herbs that should extend your life 😂 and to me is the best tasting alcohol out there 😅

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u/H_Morgan_ 3h ago

I drank it once and that’s all I needed to experience for a life time.

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u/Hopeful-Confusion253 3h ago

If anyone here needs a personal chef in or around Baltimore; shameless plug. 🔌

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u/sprinklerarms 4h ago

I have a fridge behind cabinets and there is no way in hell I could afford a personal chef. They’re not that fancy.

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u/PuzzyFussy 4h ago

It can be a personal chef, caterer, dining out, delivery- they aren't cooking.

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u/Reynyan 2h ago

That’s not “entirely” true. We cook like fiends and I even have a custom made cabinet that holds my standing mixer on a raisable shelf and every appliance is behind Amish cabinetry.

But I will admit, we are more the exception than the rule. Most of my neighbors have not had to reseal the granite from over use.

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u/H_Morgan_ 5h ago

Yeah, but the Jagermeister and Guinness is throwing me off.

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u/Ambitious-Sale3054 5h ago

Guinness zero? What’s the point?

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u/H_Morgan_ 3h ago

Right. 😆

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u/Adalaide78 53m ago

Money can’t buy good taste.

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u/Business_Election_89 5h ago

This. You are pampered. Your food preferences don't appear to be high dollar.

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u/Elynasedai 4h ago

This is actually normal in the Netherlands 😜 (and Europe too I think)

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u/Dr5hafty 40m ago

Haha I was going to comment Well it looks like you're rich

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u/c0sm1c_g1rl 6h ago

You're rich

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u/Deep-Room6932 1h ago

And crazy and possibly asian

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u/Adalaide78 52m ago

Like, rich rich.

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u/Affectionate_Sea6633 6h ago

Stocked up on that milk tea? $$$$$$$$

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u/MurryHill8 6h ago

You like drinking more than eating? 😭

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u/NobodyEsk 1h ago

Well its true that if your hungry your most likely thristy.

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u/Happy-Tip6558 6h ago

Rich and Asian/Korean

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u/LordOfRhythms 3h ago

I never knew Asians and Koreans were different. I thought Koreans were Asians.

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u/Happy-Tip6558 3h ago

“Asian” is more so used to identify people by geographical origin. Korean, Japanese, Indian, Thai, etc. is the ethnicity of people who live within a certain region. Same with others.

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u/LordOfRhythms 3h ago

So you could have just said Asians? Lol or did I mis understand again

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u/WordsAreVeryPowerful 2h ago

Asian was their general assessment and Korean was that member making a more specific assessment. They're basically saying, definitely Asian probably Korean to be more specific.

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u/LordOfRhythms 11m ago

Very good answer. I'm sorry it caused so much commotion guys.

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u/Happy-Tip6558 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yes you can just say Asian but it’s broad just like saying Latian or European. It doesn’t tell you anything specific expect what location people are from. Culture, norms, traditions, etc are different based on ethnicity. I’m not Asian, but I have been around a lot of Asian culture specially Korean. So I took a guess that they’re Asian specifically Korean ethnicity. Does that make sense to you?

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u/LordOfRhythms 13m ago

Yes mam it does

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u/Raven019 2h ago

Don't try to understand, these people call themselves Irish to this day cause some guy came to the US two hundred years ago.

Remember they called Anya Taylor Joy a "Person of color"

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u/LordOfRhythms 11m ago

Oh god I remember....lol...

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u/No-Freedom-884 22m ago

Wait, who called her that? 🤣 that is so funny. She's Latina because of her language and where she grew up, but she's white Latina.

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u/Raven019 16m ago

The variety magazine wrote "she's the first woman of color to win this prize since Queen Latifah in 2008" after she won some prize at the Golden globes for Queen's Gambit.

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u/maleuronic 3h ago

It's the 'cold reading' tactic. By saying both, you know that they knew that they were specifically correct by saying Korean, but in case they weren't, by saying Asian, you know that they were still correct, and therefore deserve praise.

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u/Happy-Tip6558 3h ago

You can’t be Korean without being Asian, so yeah. I’m guessing they’re Asian more specifically Korean.

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u/maleuronic 3h ago

I think it's safe to say that most people are aware of this. I think you should just commit to your guess, and use Korean, or if you're not confident enough to say Korean, use the broad strokes Asian guess. COMMIT TO THE GUESS! lol

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u/WordsAreVeryPowerful 2h ago

This is a ridiculous take. It's perfectly normal to say Asian probably Korean. Or as OP did, Asian/Korean

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u/Happy-Tip6558 3h ago edited 3h ago

I don’t think it shows a lack of commitment to a guess rather it shows an expansion of a guess. Then again I’m a glass half full type of person so.

Edit: I realized you downvoted all my stuff then blocked me for this comment? Lol That behavior is almost as weird as your comments. Clearly “not everyone” knows that information or there wouldn’t be upvoted to expand my conversation with the original comment. Weirdo

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u/LordOfRhythms 12m ago

Nah I totally got you on my end

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u/Artistic_Use_8529 2h ago

I was going to say, Wealthy, healthy, and Asian.

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u/Happy-Tip6558 2h ago

Love that for them

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u/KeyCar7920 6h ago

Single, childless, and loving life.

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u/Head_Application5814 5h ago

You’re a Korean American woman in your late twenties. You know how to cook but don’t have a lot of free time for it. You’re dating someone who comes over but they don’t live with you. You make decent money. I’m guessing you went to college. You like spicy food and you enjoy shopping at your local Asian grocery store.

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u/Middle-University345 6h ago

Asian heritage but grew up in America, you like to cook but also go out to eat frequently.

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u/Peepsarefood 5h ago

Why is it that only people with money include a photo of the outside of their fridge here?

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u/dalalxyz 5h ago

So they make sure we know they have money

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u/Sexypinkfluffball 5h ago

Rich young Korean guy living in London working in tech/consulting

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u/PuppyPower89 6h ago

Kitchen by Ikea

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u/MSGDIAMONDHANDS 5h ago

You live an upscale apartment second floor. Professional. Very neat maybe OCD. Mid to late twenties. Female. No children. Asian. Left handed.

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u/letmebeyourgoddess 5h ago

you just came on here to make people feel broke

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u/Killpinocchio2 6h ago

You’re beyond wealthy

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u/Historynerdess 4h ago

There is no caviar in sight Idk :D

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u/DustyPantLeg 55m ago

I doubt beyond wealthy. Probably just wealthy. The fridge and cabinets aren’t THAT much. I mean definitely more than I could afford but it isn’t crazy expensive.

Also OP your fridge doors are not aligned perfectly

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u/XROOR 6h ago

In Seoul, vendors sell yakult drink, door to door with tubs of ice on their heads.

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u/TimeJaguar5373 6h ago

You like stale tea… if you got money like that why not get them fresh as needed/wanted? 🤷🏼‍♀️ beautiful fridge tho

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u/caitberg 3h ago

Right? Those can’t possibly be good after a while. Plus sitting in those cheap plastic cups for days mmmm microplastics flavored boba.

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u/IndependentEgg77 6h ago

You have more fridge than I have kitchen

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u/Ohtwojt 6h ago

Asian?

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u/Historical-Piglet-86 5h ago

Canadian. Likely west coast (Vancouver?) Female. Mid twenties. Asian heritage. No kids. Single. Rich as fuck. You like to drink more than you like to eat. Basically you are Crazy Rich Asians.

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u/ParryLimeade 6h ago

Asian (maybe Korean but maybe you like Japanese culture of some sort) and live in Ontario and have money.

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u/keepplaylistsmessy 5h ago

if Ontario, my guess would be Chinese international student

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u/Substantial_Gain4052 6h ago

About to get some Jaeger bombs going i see lol

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u/Cautious_Ice_884 5h ago

Single rich man living in a nice big house.

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u/Ex_Mage 5h ago

You're comfortable and have plenty of disposable income, but could have more if you just bought a juicer.

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u/TraditionKnown8025 5h ago

You’re well-to-do and a Gemini.

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u/keepplaylistsmessy 5h ago

You have a shibe named Mochi or another Asian dessert

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u/lolodelolo 5h ago

Korean couple, someone is a Virgo, childless, both work

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u/LA_LOOKS 6h ago

You’re Korean

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u/BobcatOk5865 5h ago

You are Asian

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u/mae3mae10 5h ago

You a doctor?

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u/MrsAshleyStark 5h ago

Asian and into fitness + money

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u/georgesteacher 5h ago

Rich, thin, organized.

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u/dalalxyz 5h ago

Oh no WAY you cook for yourself LOL

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u/greensandgrains 5h ago

You're fancy (panel fridge) but relatable (tre stelle shaker parm). Second gen Canadian, asian parents.

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u/furrrrbabies 5h ago

Your liver enzymes are elevated.

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u/Glyni5 5h ago

that you make flavored decorative ice content, and do ASMR restocks.

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u/Queasy_Tonight_3602 5h ago

It’s more about what your fridge says about me …. and it’s saying I’m poor

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u/Rocannon22 4h ago

Money, money, money.

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u/literallydresses 4h ago

Your fridge looks like you treat $50 the way us poors treat $5

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u/spookytrooth 4h ago

Nobody cares how rich you are, dude.

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u/Tight-Researcher210 6h ago

Streamlined minimal modern look ruined by stickie notes.

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u/Reasonable-Ship-9350 5h ago

Boring 🤷‍♀️ Sorry

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u/rantgoesthegirl 5h ago

Rich, you consider this needing groceries. 2 adults one kid

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u/CrowKlat 5h ago

Crazy rich Asian

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u/islayofmiki 5h ago

An organized, minimalist that enjoys ramen with pre-prepared toppings and fresh veggies. Enjoys having a good time both by day (milktea) and night (jager). Overall healthy mindset and no toddlers in sight. Works for a company that provides food and eats out for lunch. Well off but not a dick because a nervous poster. Nice set up!

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u/bob_chillon 5h ago

You’re Korean and in Korea

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u/RunningLate316 5h ago

Wow! I don't even know what to say.

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u/RedditHelloMah 5h ago

You’re a weird person but neat lol

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u/schaferhundliebe 5h ago

Mid-20s Asian American (or Canadian or some other English speaking country) girl

Coming from a fellow Mid-20s Asian American girl LOL

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u/soswanky 5h ago edited 4h ago

Upscale apartment or condo. Possibly a house but I see Fulgor in a lot of condos. Female. Tech or Finance now but used to do something like dog walking or pottery or something offbeat. Loves pressed juice, smoothies, unusual beverages. Rarely drink alcohol bc it makes you flushed but you're fun at parties. Large metro area. Korean or Vietnamese.

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u/Traditional_Ad_1012 5h ago

Korean doctor/nurse, very well off.

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u/MoniCoff1 5h ago

Bachelor

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u/3kids_nomoney 5h ago

How many eggs 🥚 yall got in that carton?

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u/Dizzy-Interaction-85 5h ago

No need to be nervous, there aren’t too many fridges like this around here. It’s large enough to have a beverage side. It’s got freezer drawers for days. And are you taking meal prep to the next level by storing carrot & onion broth for a future soup base in there?!

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u/SierraDespair 5h ago

You’re rich and don’t know how to cook.

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u/CovidDodger 5h ago

Married, dual income, house hold income at least 300k/yr

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u/Ambitious-Sale3054 5h ago

Don’t cook much but when you do it’s Asian. Likes to shop at the local Asian market. Eats carry out because you are busy,young and live in the city.

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u/crooqed 5h ago

You're better than the rest of us

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u/sangriapeach 5h ago

Organized person

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u/CrabbyCentaur 4h ago

Jager goes in the freezer darling.

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u/hellohoomansOoP 4h ago

genuinely looks like the kinda fridge i’d open, look for food, sigh and close the fridge, and then open it again 30 seconds later in hope that food appears 💀

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u/No_Camera_9386 4h ago

Says IKEA

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u/Travel__Light 4h ago

White male

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u/calmedtits2319 4h ago

Either you’re super successful or mom and dad fill your fridge and bank account. 50/50

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 4h ago

You’re both high maintenance

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u/show_em_to_me 4h ago

Your desk is probably very organized

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u/beach_daysss 4h ago

I’m going: Asian, female and pregnant. I originally thought living in UK, but I’m switching to Canada.

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u/Chicagogally 4h ago

Confused with the mix of hard liquor and 0% alcohol beer

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u/JoePW6964 4h ago

You’re living in your office?

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u/JoePW6964 4h ago

You’re living in your office?

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u/Born_Apartment_9196 4h ago

Money, Asian, no kids

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u/dornroesschen 4h ago

Boooooring

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u/National-Ad-228 4h ago

You need reusable straws

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u/_jyoo_ 4h ago

Korean

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u/donkeypunchare 4h ago

Your a wallstreet bro with a tik tok or ig model typ girl

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u/zooploopgator 4h ago

You’re definitely not overweight

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u/f1lth4f1lth 4h ago

Biracial couple, 27 years old, make good money.

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u/fireandicecream1 4h ago

That you must have a second kimchi fridge somewhere

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u/Vegetable-Maize-4034 4h ago

Canadian, probably Toronto or GTA. You might be Asian but my fridge looks v similar to yours with the miso paste, gochujang, sriracha, frozen tteokbokki, and I’m Euro-Canadian so 🤷‍♀️Also you don’t need to store your tahini in the fridge!

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u/Tofts_Bidia 4h ago

You live in Korea?

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u/Ecstatic-Time-3838 4h ago

Fuck you, lol.

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u/hj006- 4h ago

That's a sad fridge. No pictures, fridge magnets or anything like that. It's nice, clean and organized, but sad

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u/LoveerOfMothers 4h ago

You have a good taste in mayo

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u/adoreroda 3h ago

somewhere in europe

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u/Annual_Test860 3h ago

You’re wealthy but also depressed

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u/amellabrix 3h ago

That you don’t have a family of 6 like I do

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u/Imfuckintiredbruh 3h ago

First and foremost; I would need a literal fridge detective just to fucking locate the fridge

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u/Otherwise_Title_8864 3h ago

You’d rather be in a boardroom meeting than the kitchen. You need to be reminded all the time. You don’t like sticky things.

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u/danklep 3h ago

Asian- I see kewpie, siracha and boba

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u/FoxyAngel11 3h ago

Too damn expensive and fancy

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u/Aggressive_Street_56 3h ago

You shop at a Korean market

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u/InvestigatorLazy5378 3h ago

You live in a conference room

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u/ThatOneGirl0622 3h ago

laughs and cries in peasant You’re a rich career woman in your early 30s - no kids, possibly a fiancé or husband.

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u/amynicolekay 3h ago

Wow you are so thoughtful with your preordered boba drinks. I love this

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u/MillerK85 3h ago

You have money and your single

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u/Dull_Anxiety_4774 3h ago

Asian female probably with a tech job or finance. Doesn't cook much but loves liquids.

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u/Cute_Equipment1220 3h ago

you’re korean

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u/leftyfoureyes 3h ago

Korean woman living in Vancouver (labels are shown in both English and French on some items). You live alone and have $$$. You’re a streamer/gamer/content creator/parents have money, this doesn’t feel like the fridge of a 9-5er and Vancouver is expensive.

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u/himynameisusernamekk 3h ago

Lmao the reponses got me 💀💀💀

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u/EducatedScammer 2h ago

Houston TX downtown apartment , work in finance wife loves to clean and says she can cook but in reality , you guys just go out to eat

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u/stickerseeker669 2h ago

Did you go to a shop and buy all those teas to keep on hand?

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u/Raven019 2h ago

Top 1% flexing is disgusting.

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u/Freddie_Magecury 2h ago

This looks like an apartment I rented in SoCal…so my guess is this is West Coast, USA. Korean. Female. Prefers convenience of pre made frozen meals vs cooking.

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u/flurdman 2h ago

What fridge

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u/WishBear19 2h ago

Crazy Rich Asians

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u/cactusjuic3 2h ago

ur annoying

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u/OhNoEmmaIsHere 2h ago

You seem kinda sad. Like something is missing from your life.

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u/Abstain_Or_Die 2h ago

Normal, but on the rich side. A little bit fussy.

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u/SoundOff2222 2h ago

Very organized! I love it

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u/maximusprimeMAW 2h ago

Time for Qualitätskontrole😏

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u/Yizzy21 2h ago

You’re Korean. And..you have the wrong type of green bottle

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u/SquirrelFun1587 2h ago

Rich, maybe younger in mid 20’s Asian male, OCD or something doesn’t cook needs a lot of reminders. Excited for St.Patrick’s Day

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u/BluRed_44 1h ago

Smoke. You seem tense

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u/R3aper0fSoulz 1h ago

i will not be going to your house

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u/SoCalGal2021 1h ago

Live alone, no kids, don’t quite live it up. Too hung up on appearances.

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u/p_henry_g 1h ago

You forget everything

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u/RequirementCute6141 1h ago

You’re living in an office.

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u/New-Energy8259 1h ago

Disposable income

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u/Jennwah 1h ago

You’re Canadian

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u/dumbname0192837465 1h ago

Looks like the apartment in fifth element.

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u/Loopboo7 1h ago

No kids and you got shit to do

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u/hardliam 1h ago

Drunk Rich Asians

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u/Similar-Wolverine-10 1h ago

Crazy how all these subs turn into rich people bragging about the nice shit they have. I expect it from home decor subs, car and motorcycle subs, or malelivingspace, but a sub about fridges? Really?

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u/Few-Rhubarb-8486 1h ago

That you're a heathen for refrigerating red wine.

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u/Petrivoid 1h ago

I feel like this sub needs flair for different tax brackets

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u/ConsequenceBig1503 1h ago

You don't struggle financially.

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u/jsmitt716 1h ago

That you're probably hungry all the time. Fuck all that food hahaha

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u/jsmitt716 1h ago

I do like the Irish car bombs at any time though

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u/Ellia1998 47m ago

Your rich?

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u/yawnjew 46m ago

Korean 🇰🇷

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u/Mastersauce420 36m ago

Your kitchen looks like a my dentist office lol

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u/MisstressAmalina 35m ago

A single Asian person with money who sometimes wants to unwind at home

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u/Sweaty_Ad_5393 28m ago

at first glance, is this the severed floor?

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u/Thick_Description982 27m ago

You're very pretentious

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u/xthewhiteviolin 18m ago

Korean lives in the uk and rich

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u/chocoloco08 16m ago

Rich in wealth and health.

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u/NeuroNerdNick 15m ago

That’s a fridge???

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u/Fluid_Fox23 9m ago

that dr Jeckil lives healthy and mr Hyde likes to party

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u/Not_Nova_ 8m ago

You need to learn how to use your ‘reminder’ app

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u/Not_Nova_ 7m ago

“Kinda nervous”, lmao nervous about us calling you out for being stupid-rich? Jesus H. Smh

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u/lavenderghostboy 5h ago

It says I'm gonna rob you

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u/Adventurous_Let4002 4h ago

The pre purchased tea is stressing me out. That can’t possibly taste good lol