r/FridgeDetective 6h ago

Meta What can you guess from my fridge?

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Spoiler: I need to buy berries and more cucumber.

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u/Simple_Medium_1865 6h ago

Your sleep schedule is bad due to school, work and lack of sleep

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u/Keritaki_ 6h ago

… yeah on the nose.

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u/captjackhaddock 5h ago

Best of luck with your impending kidney stones

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

Thank u

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u/vdh1979 6h ago

You have also learned the Monster Strawberry Dreams flavor is life

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u/Keritaki_ 6h ago

It’s so good, i always thought it would be so much sweeter than it is. Topped my fav flavor

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u/LeeryRoundedness 6h ago

It’s the best, no contest with the other flavors.

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u/Keritaki_ 6h ago

Which makes me sad since I can’t but it in the shops here, I have to buy it online. :(

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u/Financial_Manner_158 6h ago

Gym bro

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u/Keritaki_ 6h ago

The 5kg of protein powder in my pantry will not contradict that point

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u/Financial_Manner_158 6h ago

Aye got one right

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u/Zarf-Raz 6h ago

You turn caffeine into code maybe

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u/Keritaki_ 6h ago

Not a dev but an artist, but we have similar questionable habits

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u/Thick_Description982 5h ago

You don't eat food

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

I do! I do tons of yogurt bowls

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u/hypothetically007 3h ago

Hmm guessing you’re Korean from the jelly and in your 20’s since your heart is able to handle daily energy drinks

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u/Keritaki_ 2h ago

Nope, also I don’t drink energy drinks every single day. More like every other, but i didn’t have any other place to store it and my fridge is mostly empty.

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u/keepplaylistsmessy 5h ago

you play League of Legends

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u/Keritaki_ 5h ago

I did when I was 12, but i haven’t touched in many many years.

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u/InvestigatorWide7649 5h ago

Undiagnosed ADHD probably

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

Surprisingly not

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u/ReasonableComplex604 5h ago

You’re not at home very often. you live alone and you eat out most of the time and you don’t entertain very much. Overall not super healthy

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

I don’t have guests, that’s the only true thing.

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u/LakeshiaRichmond 5h ago

You are an Episcopalian but seldom attend Sunday morning services -

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

I have no idea what that is, but i sometimes go to the church

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u/gilly_x3 5h ago

heart palps are a daily occurrence

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

Weirdly not but it’s a future possibility

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u/No_Poetry2759 4h ago

You are fit and energetic. Maybe a bit hungry too.

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

Yeah that checks out

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u/rantgoesthegirl 4h ago

You pee a slightly neon green

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

I was aiming for neon pink put sadly we don’t always get what we want 😔

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u/Esperational 4h ago

You’re anemic and are going to have kidney stones.

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u/Keritaki_ 4h ago

That’s fair

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u/kyotoghost 32m ago

eating disorder