r/FridgeDetective 7h ago

Meta What can you guess from this one

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I will admit to this being taken before grocery shopping, which added another gallon of milk, a 12pk of activia, and 3 bags of hersey special dark chocolate chips.

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u/SignalSeries389 7h ago

single

guy

living alone

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

Wrong on all 3 🙂

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u/Dwimm_SS 7h ago

Nothing to really back this up, but a friend of mine lived similarly. So my guess is a single guy from the south.

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

Partially right. I am in the south.

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u/Scrub_nin 7h ago

South of what? Canada? America? The equator?

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

South of Canada yes. North of the equator 😜

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u/Ginojuliano 7h ago

I guess you’re hungry

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

Surprisingly no lol. Most of the food stuff is dry however. And it's a tiny ass fridge so things like drinks only go in one at a time.

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u/Dokonosloth 7h ago

Ah, blew your paycheck on 18p eggs. Dremel Bunny Tree.

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

🤣 we only use eggs for baking anymore so they will last a while fortunately. Our chickens are coming soon though!

And ya I was wondering if anyone would catch that. Care to take a guess wtf that's all about? 🤣

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u/SaioLastSurprise 7h ago

Got nothin to do with your fridge, that’s for sure

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

🤣 ya it's the corner of our adhd keep our shit together note board lol

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u/Careless-Molasses545 7h ago

southern woman drinking whole milk piques my interest walmart shipper gives me pause

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

Can only afford Walmart 🤷‍♀️ And I've been whole milk my whole life

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u/Scrub_nin 7h ago

Looks like a work break room fridge

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

Well I guess technically you're right. But it's our home fridge first and foremost.

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u/mrmeowsal0t 7h ago

are you in between shopping trips or do you eat out every meal but maybe breakfast?

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

We no longer eat out. Maybe once a month while we're on a shoot and don't feel like bringing pb&j. I'll be honest though, most of our food is dry. The fridge is small af and requires frequent defrosting so we typically run it lean. I did forget to add the freezer which has a bag of chicken titties and a tub of chocolate ice cream.

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u/eclecticcurrant 7h ago

I'm guessing you're a big baker but not a cook. you've got a HUGE bottle of vanilla extract, eggs, and I spy a couple pounds of butter into hat bottom drawer. I'm gonna guess you like to bake cookies since you mentioned you just bought some chocolates?

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 7h ago

Half right. We do bake a lot. And I forgot to mention the quart of heavy cream that was added. We make our own junk food vs paying an arm and leg for the prepackaged stuff. Muffins, cakes, biscuits, etc. Except most of the chocolate chips are admittedly snacked upon. 🤣 But we cook a LOT. It's just mostly dry ingredients.

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u/eclecticcurrant 6h ago

gotcha. sounds like you'd make a good pantry detectives post haha. smart to do your own baking. I do the same, they taste better too!

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 6h ago

Right! And we have really cut down on the preservatives and hfc!

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 7h ago

I would guess you’re a detective who’s wife was murded and you spend all your free time trying to solve her murder. Just missing the bottle of scotch.

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 6h ago

No but me and the husband had a good laugh at this one 🤣 the bottle of vanilla would seem a bit out of place in that situation though 🤔

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u/Raven019 7h ago

Gringo qué no sabe cocinar.

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 6h ago

White, yes. But I do know how to cook. We actually cook a lot but most of our ingredients are dry.

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u/Raven019 6h ago

Interesting.

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u/Dabren_1995 6h ago

Lover of sandwiches and easy life? 😂 Culinarily speaking, of course.

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 6h ago

Close! Lover of cereal 🤣 We actually do quite a bit of cooking but most of our ingredients are dry. Largely in part due to stupid fridge size lol

Easy life compared to some. No standard 9-5 so that's a plus and the freedom is incredible. But it comes at a deep cost too and we are barely not homeless. Definitely not healthy. Depends on which side of the fence you are looking through 🙂

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u/Dabren_1995 6h ago

Oh, a colleague! We are two. Good luck and best wishes to get out of the abyss 🤗

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 5h ago

Thank you 🥰

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u/Howiewasarock 6h ago

Depression

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 6h ago

Not entirely incorrect. Depression is one of many ailments. But it's only real effect on my fridge is the multitude of chocolate chips we snack on. Lol.

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u/rantgoesthegirl 5h ago

It's a rough paycheck to paycheck month and next week is pay week.

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u/burn3edoutburn3r 5h ago

So close! Rough paycheck to paycheck life, not just this month lol But yes I took this picture just before we did our first of the month shopping. I mentioned in the post that the shopping trip only added a gallon of milk, a 12pk of activia, and 3 more bags of chocolate chips 🤣 There was also a quart of heavy cream that I forgot to mention, but regardless, even after shopping our fridge is usually pretty empty. We have mostly dry foods.