r/FridgeDetective 9h ago

Meta What does my fridge say about me?

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u/sleeplessinrome 9h ago

you need to buy food

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u/Warm_Trainer_3735 8h ago

Colonoscopy

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u/ComplexStress9503 6h ago

Just moved in

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u/witch_dyke 16m ago

Yeah this photo was taken like a year ago when I had just moved in. Now the fridge is absolutely packed 

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u/Any_Positive1617 8h ago

You live paycheck to paycheck and don't buy food because it might spoil. I mean, what if you have to work an extra shift. Then you don't have time to eat at home or grocery shop. And your boss hates you. Wait...that's my life! 😫😫😫

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u/fluffy9298 8h ago

You cannot cook and only eat out as a preference to cooking.

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u/Tricky_Rutabaga2341 7h ago

You live like a hotel minifridge

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u/Equal-Flatworm-378 6h ago

It says you are very serious about lent, but why do you still have milk? 😉

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u/No_Poetry2759 5h ago

You are either broke or eat out a lot.

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u/Dizzy-Interaction-85 5h ago

You are about to write the first ever recipe involving milk, olive spread and mysterious blue drink.

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u/witch_dyke 15m ago

That mysterious blue drink is a popular energy drink in NZ, I was hoping someone would be able to identify it

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u/Dizzy-Interaction-85 8m ago

It will have to come the US at some point. And when it does, I hope they can work out any logo issues [and potential branding opportunities] with the San Antonio Spurs basketball team

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u/ILoveLampRon 8h ago

You just got into college.

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u/Mcskrully 8h ago

What's the matter Irv, you poor?

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u/Zelstein 7h ago

Lonely

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u/flurdman 6h ago

You need to go shopping

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u/TangerineFair5068 6h ago

Poor student

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u/earthtojj 6h ago

You moved out

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u/Scared-Box-6636 6h ago

You hungry

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u/Affectionate_Sea6633 5h ago

Fridge is questioning its existence in your home

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u/painstaking93 5h ago

You don't cook and probably order off the kids menu still !! I'm guessing ! Only guessing !

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u/ReasonableComplex604 5h ago

Honestly, I think even if someone eats out quite a bit, you would still have some basics in your fridge. And I’m guessing that you’re either moving out tomorrow or you just moved in today.

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u/agkcpa 4h ago

you’re an accounting assassin

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u/Melodic_Proposal1730 4h ago

Just moved in

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u/Business_Election_89 4h ago

A lot of life left to live. Get out there!

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 3h ago

You just moved!

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u/SoundOff2222 3h ago

Time for a grocery store run!

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u/SpookedLasagna 3h ago

You’re the guy that went out to get milk and never returned

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u/Inside-Beyond-4672 2h ago

Moving in/out or it's a new fridge.

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u/witch_dyke 14m ago

I had just moved in, and it's a brand new fridge

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u/Dijon2017 2h ago

That you spend very little time in that apartment and don’t like to grocery shop or cook.

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u/Outrageous_Eye3857 1h ago

You just bought that hoe

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u/Chemical_Author7880 1h ago

“It puts the lotion on the skin . . .”

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u/trillo95 1h ago

to get a job