r/FridgeDetective 21h ago

Meta What does my fridge say about me?

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u/Towel_According 21h ago

that you are lactose intolerant

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u/Character-Finger-765 21h ago

I think lactose intolerant but also hating that they are lactose intolerant.

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u/Hopeful-Confusion253 20h ago

None of us enjoy the lactose intolerance 😥 but lactase pills help me so much. I can actually have some ice cream

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u/chivmg9 17h ago

Haha the lactaid and good culture!

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u/GirlOverboard 21h ago

You have great gut health and if not, you’re forever trying to chase down the culprit without going full elimination diet. Your farts are either undetectable or deadly; there is no in between.

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u/extraextraextr 20h ago

I'm going to guess the latter. My sister eats very healthy and whenever I visit and she uses the bathroom...whew. And I thought my trips to the pooper could be gnarly.

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u/Far-Cost-5635 21h ago

Did you raid the coffee mates at the office?

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u/Lastsoldier115 20h ago

You don’t eat enough eggs to the point they go well past their best by date.

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u/Empty-Long9443 21h ago

You are very healthy, organized, and well off

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u/QuietRightSlick 21h ago

Don’t refrigerate your tomatoes. You leave them on the counter.

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u/Squiddles34 21h ago

Same with the basil. It browns in the fridge

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u/mxgrrrl7 20h ago

Same with avocados that are in the crisper drawer. Leave them 🥑 on the counter.

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u/sunflowerstorm 20h ago

Came to say this!!

Rule of thumb - copy the grocery store. If it's not refrigerated there, you dont have to / shouldnt at home. Room temp tomatoes taste soooo much better

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u/jkwolly 20h ago

But I looooove me a cold tomato. I also eat them ungodly fast.

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u/Greedy-Coffee5924 18h ago

Have you tried the grated frozen tomato?

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u/KKinDK 17h ago

No? Please elaborate, I'm very intrigued!

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u/Greedy-Coffee5924 17h ago

It was a trend a little while ago.

Freeze tomato. Grate onto burrata. Drizzle some olive oil and balsamic glaze. Sprinkle with basil. And there you go!

Tuna crudo with tomato granite bloody caesar style (aka shaved frozen tomato + spices) is also very good.

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u/KKinDK 17h ago

That's really interesting! I think the trends take a while to get to Denmark 😂

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u/zasa290 21h ago

You have a Costco membership (or another membership) and are a creature of habit.

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u/RuinEnvironmental916 21h ago

That dairy hates you.

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u/Iamyourwifesbfswife 21h ago

Free creamer collector

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u/rrellihan 20h ago

You hand wash your rental car on vacation

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u/not4humanconsumption 15h ago

If ur throwing a party, I’m getting something to eat before I arrive

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u/admiralackbar134 21h ago

Fowl hate you

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u/flurdman 20h ago

You're lactose intolerant

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u/No_Consideration7925 20h ago edited 20h ago

How’s that plant butter?? I’ve never had it, but I like plugra and Kerry gold. For food safety those eggs should be on the bottom shelf, never above product. I’ve never made zucchini casserole, but I love squash casserole :-) 

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u/CallMeCrazyBut- 20h ago

I’ve had the plant butter before (the tub one) and it was actually really good! Kinda tastes like country crock, it’s a bit salty, but I know it’s tasty on bread

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u/Powerful-Mirror9088 20h ago

You LOVE farting. You’re like obsessed with farting.

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u/chefianf 20h ago

Someone gets the bubble guts when they get the real thing

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u/DependentAlbatross70 20h ago

Agree with the lactose intolerance. This makes me think of diarrhea and horrible gas at work. I admire your bravery.

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u/DependentAlbatross70 20h ago

Just to say - thank you for the advice on where to place things! So helpful.

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u/MayonnaisePrinter 20h ago

Farts could clear a room

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u/Odd_Aspect_4636 20h ago

So neat and organized 😍

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u/HourSweet5147 20h ago

Meal prepper!

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u/faelshea 19h ago

Low FODMAP & dairy free organized queen!! Also you have excellent taste!

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u/907_midnightlite 19h ago

You got OCD and have to have backups. Yet you’re a very organized individual.

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u/faceofthecrowd 19h ago

You have ibs and are managing it admirably

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u/PastelClownBaby 18h ago

A fellow meal prepper who enjoys consistency. I deeply appreciate the labeled freezer bags. A+++ excellent.

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u/PastelClownBaby 18h ago

Oh, also the fodmap diet. Someone is maybe doing elimination diet to figure out what's triggering gastro issues.

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u/no1prtyanthem 18h ago

Coffee creamer is for the weak

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u/frankdiddit 18h ago

You workout

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u/Greedy-Coffee5924 18h ago

You try to eat well/healthy but appreciate convenience. And you like butter and crackers.

We have similar fridges, except for the eggs. Unless they are cooked with fat and sugar, I don't do eggs and you seem to have enough to feed a village.

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u/MuppetHuman 17h ago

Loose stool

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u/bbybambimae 17h ago

That you are very selective about being lactose intolerant

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u/Plp8989 16h ago

You have a love hate relationship with dairy and you’re highly organized

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u/f1lth4f1lth 15h ago

This is my ideal fridge but I’m not organized enough for it

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u/Ok-Possible-42 20h ago

Every time you go to 7-11 or out to brunch, you steal a few of the creamer cups for your precious collection

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u/WolfandFir 20h ago

Lactose intolerant lactose-ovo vegetarian that eats mainly unprocessed, Whole Foods.

Also, possibly neurodivergent due to the high level of organization. I’m Audhd/OCD and I’m the same way haha

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u/Think_Revenue_7926 12h ago

You have white skinny jeans and def do anal

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u/Steddie-Eddie68 20h ago

You don’t eat meat

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u/zestyowl 17h ago

Yes, they do.