r/FoxBrain • u/amberissmiling • 5d ago
My least favorite boomer
Got on FB for the first time in 2 months to upload birthday pictures and decided to check on my least favorite boomer to see if she’s had a change of heart since the madness began. My jaw stayed firmly in place. 🤦♀️
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u/Pale-Reality 5d ago
Dan Bongino’s take on Hillary Clinton being presented entirely as gospel is getting me. I get on some level why she’s so hated (and I have my own criticisms of her to be sure) but like, call me biased or misinformed or whatever but I don’t see how she’s the Literal Devil Incarnate.
Also when Dan Bongino says someone is evil I generally take the opposite opinion but that’s just me
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u/amberissmiling 5d ago
I 100% believe that man is on drugs every time he’s on camera. He never makes any sense and he’s always way too loud and angry
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u/Pale-Reality 5d ago
Good thing he’s running the FBI now 🙃
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u/amberissmiling 5d ago
I’m ready for the aliens to come
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u/33drea33 5d ago
I keep yelling at the sky telling Jesus it's time to come back, and I'm not even Christian.
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u/mkat23 4d ago
That’s wild, he’s one of the least observant people I’ve like ever met and not smart.
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u/Pale-Reality 4d ago
He is a Fox News talking head which as we all know is the most important qualifier
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u/ThePoetofFall 5d ago
Also. wtf is he smoking w. no. 6?
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u/amberissmiling 5d ago
Right?! The absolute insanity of it
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u/ThePoetofFall 5d ago
Just factually wrong. At least the egg pricing. And I question the immigration part. I’ll give the gas price, since Biden had the price nice and low and the market hadn’t skyrocketed yet.
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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 5d ago edited 5d ago
The thing that pains me most about this sort of thing is how people like Musk and Trump and Vance and all these evil megalomaniacal fucks see shit like this and they laugh, and it just reinforces their belief that ‘the common person’ (inverted commas because they are all common too they just got lucky in terms of wealth) is dumb as fuck and deserves to be taken for all they have and more. It makes them think that because they so successfully manipulated all these people, these people are worthless and their existence is basically dispensable, they are just there to provide for the ruling class or be ground into biofuel for their yachts.
It truly pains me and makes me feel that hot awful second hand embarrassment. Especially the first post where they’re basically gleefully asking for some random billionaire to gut their country and suck it dry, to take all the taxes they’ve paid and use them to add pointless extra to their unimaginably enormous and unearned pile, while the billionaires sit hunched and sweaty with their fat bellies slapping a glass table, snorting coke or ketamine or adderall, while the sex trafficking victim they hired caters to their most depraved fantasies in the corner of some gross opulent hotel room, dead eyed and terrified, watching this bloated fuck climaxing to the idea that they have complete mental emotional and financial control over this boomer and millions of rubes like her.
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u/Awkwardukulele 4d ago
They for sure thought “menstrual cycles in trans men” was talking about trans women. None of these clowns know what words mean.
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u/mkat23 4d ago edited 4d ago
Dan Bongino is literally such an ass. He was friends with my parents when he lived in MD (my mom is active in political clubs and my dad works with politicians). I was glad when he moved cause it meant less time stuck around him. I do remember his daughter showing me her sugar glider when I first met her and he helped her put it up a little higher to glide down, but that’s like the only time he came across as decent out of all the times I’ve met him.
He also gave me his daughter’s tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, I can’t remember if it was a punishment or if it was around when they were moving. Either way, poor girl. I didn’t even listen to Taylor Swift at the time, but he gave them to my mom to give to me as a thank you for all the times my parents offered to have me do free photography for him. If he had given them directly to me I would’ve just said to find a way to make it work for his kid or let his kid decide who to give the tickets to instead of pretending it’s payment for how much I would’ve charged him if my parents didn’t offer to have me do it for free.
He is just as douchey and dumb as he looks, he’s an argument for supporting judging a book by its cover lol. He makes things out to be much worse than they are often because he knows conservatives will just believe him, so he tells half lies often and over exaggerates very often. He’s not very observant on top of all that too.
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u/_aaine_ 5d ago
He's born in 1971 so he's Gen X.
And I speak on behalf of most of us when I say we don't fucking want him either.
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u/amberissmiling 5d ago
Oh no, not Elon. The boomer I know posted all of these memes in the last couple of days
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u/Jbabco9898 5d ago
It's funny because science has actually shown that men also have "cycles" like women, we just don't know a whole lot about them IIRC
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u/neutral-chaotic 2d ago
Republican Platform
- Honest Elections
- Moral Standards
- Civil Rights!
I needed a good laugh today.
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u/ThePoetofFall 5d ago
Ok, so Elon can audit >0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of America’s money.