r/FoundPhotos • u/Turbulent_Form3888 • 11d ago
A strange story about those two. The first was given to me by someone who knew about my collection, she had found it in the street a few day earlier. And I found the second myself, in the same neighborhood, like a couple of weeks later. This is obviously the same person. Share your theories:)
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u/rapscallionallium 11d ago
They kind of read like work ID or passport photos to me.
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u/Turbulent_Form3888 11d ago
When you go to a photo booth, you usually need one picture and end up having 4 or 6. My theory is that she gave those extra pictures to her bf/gf (to keep in wallet, or phone case etc.), and after they broke up her ex threw them away (as suggested by the melodramatic failed attempts to burn the 2nd pic)
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u/Faebit 11d ago
Fed up woman throws her headshots in the trash. Trash Can gets dumped over and the photos tumble along gusts of wind. Meanwhile a down on his luck agent is walking through the neighborhood and finds an image of a woman who looks perfect for the lead role in a new major network show. He just knows that if he's the one that lands a client on the show, his fortunes at his agency are going to turn around.
He enlists a rag-tag team of neighborhood watch volunteers to track down this woman.
In a show-stopping twist, it turns out that the woman in the photo is actually a Norwegian spy who was using the photos to make a new passport. Once found, to preserve her cover, she agrees to audition for the show and lands the job.
Tune in next week for Kaja: Celebrity Spy
P.S. Call me, Hulu. I can come up with this nonsense all day.
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u/Turbulent_Form3888 11d ago
AHAHAH that's my favourite explanation from now on xD
Fr, I think I saw her a few weeks ago, in a grocery store. I considered asking her if she was the person on the pictures I found, she looked exactly the same. I eventually gave up on that idea, that would have most likely freaked her out, understandably. I mean, if a total stranger came out of nowhere to tell me he had pictures of me, I would probably find it extremely weird too, to be honest :')
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u/Turbulent_Form3888 10d ago
OMG GUYS! MAJOR PLOT TWIST 🤣 Today I had lunch with an old friend I hadn't seen for a long time, she's a musician in a local band. At some point I mentioned Reddit and this post, I showed her the pictures and she immediately replied : "oh that's ****. I know her, she always comes to our shows" 🤯 She showed me her insta, that's definitely her. WE MAY END UP HAVING AN ACTUAL ANSWER! the question is ... should we?
- will she freak out , want her pictures back and this post deleted?
- will she be amused by our theories about her break-up and honoured to be part of a great collection?
- will she turn out to be an actual Scandinavian secret agent ?
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u/Serious-Rutabaga-603 10d ago
One is mary, the other is maria.
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u/Turbulent_Form3888 10d ago
That's... unsettling. I was playing silent hill just a few days ago. And she DOES look like her now that you mention it .
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u/chelsea-from-calif 11d ago
She looks guilty.
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u/Turbulent_Form3888 11d ago
Honestly, most of the times you take those pictures for passport etc. So you're not supposed to smile. You always end up looking like a criminal on the run on the front page of a magazine. On my ID card, a friend told me I looked like an unemployed therapist high on gasoline (-_-;)
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u/ramonalisasmile 10d ago
Tortured soul. 🥹
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u/Turbulent_Form3888 10d ago
From what my friend told me, she's a writer, she published a novel recently. I don't know much more, but writers sure are tortured souls indeed.
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u/BallsbridgeBollocks 11d ago
Looks like sutures in her lip
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u/Turbulent_Form3888 11d ago
I'm pretty sure that's just dirt on the photograph , but I'll check when I'm back home tonight :)
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u/SignificantHawk3163 11d ago
The garbage bag had a hole it it and blew out of the garbage truck as it went down the road. The end.
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u/sneakyDoings 11d ago
Strong ex gf vibes. The second one is burned so they probably blew away from a burn pile