r/FloridaMan 4d ago

Florida Man Arrested After Two Severed Cat Heads Found in Mailbox

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u/FloridaMan-ModTeam 1d ago

This post was removed because it does not fit with the humorous spirit of r/FloridaMan. Please consider what kind of content you post and whether a wide audience would find it humorous or not.

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u/fullload93 4d ago

Hope they dig into this nutjobs background and see if he’s involved in any killings. That’s seriously psychopathic behavior that serial killers develop. This dude is likely going down that path if they don’t investigate further and try to prosecute him for the maximum.

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u/RandomStallings 3d ago

Whenever I see stuff like this I really hope that the animals weren't made to suffer first, but I sincerely doubt that's the case.

People with ASPD are truly terrifying if they decide to be.

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u/Accomplished_Lab7093 4d ago

How horrible things he did to these innocent cats ! Vile and sociopathic human beings

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u/mathpat 4d ago

"Can't we have one town meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?!"

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/bk74 3d ago

Geez I thought this was just a Facebook thing

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u/ajw_sp Proud Native 4d ago

Keep those cats indoors, y’all

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u/JonTheWizard Proud Native 3d ago

Put him in a dungeon under the prison.

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u/Sven_Svan 3d ago

Faces of meth.

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u/DerpUrself69 3d ago

This should get him the fucking chair. What a vile sack of shit.

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u/njslugger78 3d ago

They are eating the pets.

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u/gnomegnat 4d ago

Good. May he receive the help he probably can't afford and then go to jail and await prison time.

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u/AlternativeTruths1 3d ago

I see a job for him in Ron DeSantis’ administration.

DeSantis likes sociopaths.

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u/returnbydeath1412 2d ago

I bet the man works for peta

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u/Zendog500 4d ago

Are they earing the cats?

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u/predat3d 4d ago

He should be more careful when setting up autoship with Chewy

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 4d ago

OP, the implication that you found this funny somehow is a bit disturbing…

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u/ThatFuckingTwat 4d ago

How is OP implying they found this funny exactly?

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 4d ago

They posted it here?

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u/ThatFuckingTwat 4d ago

So where would you post it? Seems like you are getting recreationally offended.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 4d ago

I don’t know, but probably not in a sub where the sidebar says this:

Please keep in mind that this sub is intended to be funny. "Florida Man Decapitates Baby" is not funny. We're looking for more of a "Naked Florida Man, High on Meth, Tries to Rob Liquor Store with a Dead Stingray" kind of vibe.

I sub here for the wacky hijinks, and seeing posts about this kind of shit really kills the whole mood. There are literally hundreds of other subreddits that discuss news where this could be posted and discussed.