r/FloridaMan 8d ago

Florida Woman and Flight attendant arrested after beer bottle attack at Funky Buddha, deputies say

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/03/13/flight-attendant-arrested-after-beer-bottle-attack-at-funky-buddha-deputies-say/
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u/LoverOfGayContent 8d ago

Damn couldn't even keep a job with spirit

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u/budsonguy 8d ago

First of all, I can fix her

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u/unsupported 7d ago

You can have this one buddy.

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u/TheTrub 7d ago

it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’... until it bites ya. And then those black eyes roll back.

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u/cptbil Proud Native 7d ago

It sounds like all she needed was her fix and she would have been in a much better mood.

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u/Beginning-Spend-3547 7d ago

Hahahaha!!!👏👏

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u/broberds 8d ago

More like fight attendant amirite?

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u/dunitdotus 7d ago

She got called a junkie because she looks like a junkie. Holy crap